7 7- SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
You started to scream as your body was thrown over your own ceiling, maybe if you weren't getting flung from side to side, you'd have noticed that you had become a ceiling fan.
Literally? No, but having in mind how fast you were spinning you might as well be the most efficient ceiling fan in history.
You hear a distorted voice of Gabby screaming "WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!"
Then you hear a Gilda "GRAB HIS LEGS!"
And sure thing, you felt them grabbing your legs, thank god you started to spin more slowly -Which was good, because you were about to puke your dinner-
Gabby manages to scream while spinning with you "Anon! Are you okay?!"
"N-" You had to put a hand over your mouth to stop yourself from puking, "Not really."
Gabby started to look around, probably trying to think of something, "Gilda, what now!?"
When you manage to look at Gilda you see her turn more green than you probably were "I DON'T KNOW FETHER BRAIN, It's your turn to think of something!"
Before Gabby could answer you started to spin faster than your brain could process, making the room become a blur.
And just like that, Gabby and Gilda with twin screams were thrown to different places in the room.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK."
Like someone had grabbed you a physic gun you suddenly slammed against the wall and stopped for a moment.
"Did... did it end?" Gabby and Gilda had spinning eyes for a moment but once they managed to recover they looked at you with an inkling of hope.
...That was until the wall of your home cracked.
All of you speak at the same time "Fuck."
You would probably be surprised to hear Gabby curse, but you were too busy getting past your home wall and into the exterior.
Gilda and Gabby looked at each other and then jump at the Anon-size hole you made.
What?
Oh, you want to know how you get to this situation? Well, buckle up because it really doesn't make that much sense.
It all began on a nice morning in griffon stone.
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You scream when you see a pony rush up to you with a broom.
"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU UGLY COLORED MONSTER, WHO TOLD YOU BLACK WAS IN STYLE???."
Then they proceeded to hit you with the broom multiple times while you tried your best to do just that, but the crazy stallion kept following you for some reason.
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Ups, that is too far back, let me readjust a little
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You proceeded to suplex Princes Ember because HOW FUCKING DARE SHE DESTROY YOUR TV WITH DRAGON FIRE?!
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And that is too forward.
Give me a sec.
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Gilda proceeded to tackle you in the sky, which didn't stop you one bit from flying just like a fucking bee in an 8 pattern in the sky.
Of course, you were letting a manly scream while you felt you were flying at the speed of sound.
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And that is just where we left off...
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You were looking to the stars, not because you wanted, but because you Didn't have much to do in space more than that.
You almost expected to see a robot screaming SPACEEEEE for some reason.
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Nope
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With all the force of a toddler Twilight sparkle proceeded to punch you with her hooves "TAKE IT BACK."
You groan as you put your hand on her horn and make her take a step or two back, enough distance that she is unable to keep hitting you.
"Everyone that knows something about history knows that Star Swirl the Bearded was a hecking moron"
Funny enough you didn't know much, you only read one book
You see Fluttershy gaping "ANON!?"
You groan once more, "OH COME ON, THAT CAN HARDLY COUNT AS A SWEAR WORD!"
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Nope again
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You proceeded to give spike a Glock, "Here you go little guy, go nuts!"
Spike looked at the metallic object in his claws "Uhhhh, thanks?"
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OH COME ON, you know what? You'll see what happens in the next episode, this is enough spoilers.
