First day on the new world

'WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD ON!' A baby thought as he was being picked up by a man with yellow hair

"Minato, That baby is...."

"We don't have much time Kushina, we need to seal off the Kyuubi into two parts, having a full Kyuubi Chakra on Naruto would've killed him"

"But, that baby..."

"We don't have time, if i don't notice Him there i would've used the shikifuin to seal the half kyuubi parts into me, but doing that will weaken Konoha as we will only have half a bijuu, this is the best possible choice i can make as the Hokage of the leaf"

'I SAID FUCKING WAIT DUMBASS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TO A BABY!'

*Poof! A second altar appear beside the one that are already made before

The yellow haired man put the red haired baby on the empty altar next to another baby on the first altar

"SHIKIFUIN" the yellow haired man do a series of handsign and from behind him, emerge a ghost like being with purple skin and white long hair

The ghost put his hand bellow the altar

And it comes out of the Baby's stomach

'FUCK FUCK FUCK! EW! GET YOUR HANDS OF ME!' The baby trashed around but the altar preventes him from moving around and fall to his own death

The hand then begin to move faster and it goes towards the kyuubi's body

He grabbed on to it's fur, and he pulled half of the soul and chakra off the kyuubi

He dragged the soul out of it's body and bring them to the baby's stomach

'IT BUUUUUURRNNSSS!!!' The baby cried as loud as he can while having his whole body feels like it's being marked with a burning iron

The yellow haired man breathe heavily after using the Shiki fuin as he already feels the god of death's hand gripping his soul

Because of the halfed chakra, the Kyuubi shrinked and the chains around his body become loose

The red haired woman with chains coming out of her back did not notice this as she is also in the brink of death

SHRIIEEEEEEKKK!

The Kyuubi Swinged it claws towards the other baby, intending to kill the baby as it does not want to be sealed again

Both the red head and the yellow haired man jumped infront of it claws intending to shield the baby with their own body

'SHIT!' *CLAP

*BOOOOMMM!!!!

The Kyuubi slammed it's claws to the ground sending dust and rubble everywhere

But there are no blood

Both the red head and the yellow haired man look at the kyubii infront of them with wide eyes as they know, that is not where the kyuubi used to be

They have switched places, without the both of them noticing, they have switched place with the kyuubi

"MINATO!" The red head swiftly realising that they don't have much time to do the sealing, screamed towards the yellow haired man that are stunted in shock

Minato comes to his sense and swiftly makes a new series of handsign

"HAKKEFUIN!" And with that last word, the Kyuubi was no more

5 years later

"COME BACK HERE YOU BRAT!" the sound of an old woman screaming from the top her lungs are heard

The woman are screaming at a child climbing the fence of the orphanage trying to run away.... Again

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" The child laugh at her face while jumping from the fence and run away

"TATSUYA!" The matron screamed once again but it all falls on deaf ear as the child has run away too far for the matron to see

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On the forest near a river, a child no older than 5 years old can be seen holding a sharpened stick

The child look at the river with eyes as focused as a seasoned predator looking at it's prey

*SPLASH!

The child throw the stick to the water with force no 5 years old should have

#you are getting better at this#

"Shut up fox"

The child said in a low tone just to make sure no one hear hin talk to himself

He the walk towards his stick and pull it out of the water

On the tip of it he can see a fish has bern impaled by it

*Campfire sound

The child are roasting the previous fish on the campfire

#you know, you could've stayed at the orphanage and eat normally#

"And leave myself open from Danzo's attacks? Yeah no"

#and living here in the middle of the forest is safer?#

"No, but i would like to live in a seperate place from people that like to torture childrens for "the good of the village" if they do anything like that to me, I am pulling you out"

#Sure, and i'll kill anyone that stood on my way#

"Do whatever you want, so long as you get me out of that situation i don't care who died"

#That's quite heartless of you#

"What can i say? I am a human" the child took the roasted fish and bite it

The heat is not a problem for him, his body has been ehanced by the large number of chakra and negative emotions from the kyuubi

#I still think your powers are bullshit#

'Shut up fox, i am eating' the child keep biting the roasted fish in silence as he cut off the conection he have with the fox

*FWISH!! ×4

Suddenly 4 masked men appeared surrounding the child

The 4 masked men have nothing on their mask, it does not have any signature or drawing on it as it is only blank

They wear a black robe to completely hide their body structure making them look more and more suspicious

The child keep on eating the fish not responding at all to the 4 masked men

"You should really stop running away from the orphanage" the sound of an old man

From behind the campfire, an old man are walking towards the young boy with his stick

The old man have bandages all over his body and his bones are can be seen from his skin

From one look the old man looks like he can be killed with a simple breeze, but there is saying in this line of work

Don't underestimate an old man in a place where young man dies

"And you should stop stalking me, we all know the Hokage will not let you have me" the child said as he eats his fish

"Oh? And why do you not want to be with me?" The old man said

"Probably because you are old, if somebody is going to adopt me then that person would be a beautifull milf with big knockers and not an old man like you" the child said nonchalantly while disregarding the danger he was in

Probably because he is not in danger

The old man smiled at that comment, but instead of feeling happy the child looks annoyed by that smile

"Why are you here?" The child as the old man

"Same as usual, i am bringing you back to the orphanage"

"Yeah you see, can we just stop doing this bit? I don't need to stay on the orphanage, i can live here by my own, and the childrens there sucks"

"Well you can always live with me"

"Not happending" the old man smiled again

"Then you need to stay at the orphanage, surviving out on fish alone is not healthy for a growing boy" the old man said completely out of character of him to worry about someone

"Who's to say i am just gonna eat fish?"

"So what? Are you gonna steal from the market?"

"Yeah"

"That is a crime, and you will be punished for it"

"Not if nobody see it" the old man approach him and put a hand on his shoulder

*CLAP

Suddenly the child are no more and the old man has his hand on one of the masked man

The child can be seen with his hand in a half clapping motion on the place of the masked man

"Bye bye creepy old man" *CLAP and the child are no longer there,

He has been replaced with another masked men that are 100 meters away from

"That kid" the old man said quitely as he look at the kid's direction

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"TATSUYA WHERE WERE YOU?!" The matron screamed at the newly arrived boy being escorted by 2 ninjas

The two ninjas both have their hand on the child's hands so he can't clap

"I was just just outside, getting a fresh air" the child said calmly as if he did not just ran away for 8 HOURS

"*Sigh, i can't do this with you anymore Tatsuya, just go take a bath and stay on your room, dinner will be ready soon" the old matron are too old for this shit and just shake her head

The two masked guy let go of the child's hand

*CLAP

The child dissapeard and what replace him are another boy,

His roommate

"Tatsuya! Stop doing this!" The boy screamed before running back inside

"Sorry for inconviniencing you mister ninjas, do you want to have dinner with us?" And the matron receives no response as the ninja just dissapeard

At his room

"Tatsuya!" A child slam the door open and reveal a room

The room consist of 2 beds with a small cabinet each, a normal room for 2 childrens

"Stop blinking me everywhere! Just walk to your own room!" The child screamed towards his roomate

"It's your fate as my roomate Kawashima, you should've get used to it" Tatsuay said as sit down and read a scroll on top of his bed

Kawashima sighed and walk inside the room,

He look at Tatsuya's scroll and see a bunch of image of Handsign

"What are those?" Kawashima asked as he took interest towards the drawings.

"It's a nun" Tatsuya rolled the scroll and put it back on his cabinet

"Nun?"

"Nun of your bussiness" *CLAP and he is replaced by another kid

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'It's been five years huh?' at night, Tatsuya begin to remember his first time being in this world

The kyuubi rampage, bloods are going everywhere, byildings get destroyed like a bunch of lego, and the stupid fox being sealed inside of him

'when i thought about getting isekai'ed, this is not what i was thinking'

I mean really, first day, first second, he litteraly woke up not even being able to open his eyes, as a baby in the muddle of rubbles almost getting killed by the kyuubi,

That is not a pleasant welcome from this world

'but well, i guess i still have my cheats' he thought as he remembered his interactions with gods

'The full hanma bloodline and all of jujutsu's technique, but the techniques will be unlocked at random kinda like the sharingan, so i have no idea when or what will be unlocked,

It's a good thing that boogie woogie is unlocked that day'

he rememberd his first time using boogie woogie,

He switched place with the f*cking kyuubi, that is suppose to be impossible at his age

But since he already have the most biggest source of negative emotion inside his belly, then he can teleport whenver the f*ck he want

'wonder if i can torture the kyuubi inside of me to gives me more negative energy?' His thought begin to wander to a dark place

'i mean i can, but is it worth it? Hmm..... Nah i don't think so, i can use other things for that' he closed his eyes, the straint of the childs body are forcing him to fall asleep

'god damn it' he then falls asleep

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"Here she is Tatsuys, say hello to your new mother!" Inside of the matron office, are 4, adults and 1 child

3 of the 4 adults are one of the most influental person on the whole village

The Hokage,

Danzo

And Kushina Uzumaki

"you took my words quite literally old man" Tatsuya said as he observe Kushina

Her bountifull and curved body are very captivating, along with her dark red hair and beautifull face, the only man that are not interested in her are gays

'i am sure those boys from her childhood are rolling on their graves' Tatsuya thought as he observed Kushina

"And what is that words?" Kushina look to the side and the old men just shrugged their shoulder

"That i want a red head as my mother, anyway are you really sure you want to adopt me? The Hokage should've tell you about my circumtances" Tatsuya as look towards the Hokage

"I have told her, but that is a bigger reasons for her to adopt you, you and her son have the same "circumtances" after all" the Hokage talk in codes but really there is no need

Everyone knows that Tatsuya and Naruto are jinchurikis, and Naruto having a mother is not helping his case too much, people still hate me like in the series but now he have someone else sharing those hate

Unless that Tatsuya take no shits and will literally make your life miserable if you do anything stupid to him

Like that one time the Hokage and Danzo tried to kidnap him, he unleash the Kyuubi for 1 hour and let it go rampage

Or that one time a shop owner tried to throw a rock at his face

He changed place with the shop owner and he receive a rock to his dick

And Tatsuya get inside of a glass cabinet on the shop, the small one that a child can enter

And he swap place with the shop owner again, traping the shop owner inside of his own glass cabinet.

Or that one time a child tried to bully him and he climb the tallest tree he can find and swap places with that kid,

Let's just say he is kind of petty

Naruto can't do any of that so he is the main subject of the villagers wrath

"How about it little buddy? Do you wanna be my son?" Kushina leaned down to Tatsuya's heigh and talk like she is talking to a child

Which is fair but Tatsuya did not like it

*CLAP He switches places with the Hokage

Which men Kushina are now currently looking at the Old man crotch

"You need to stop doing that" Danzo look to his side and commented in the child

"I am gonna stop doing it when it stop solving my problems" Tatsuya said calmly

"Aawwww, don't be shy Tatsuya-chan, we will be a family from now on, we can show live to each to other" Kushina still did not catched that Tatsuya hate being seen as a child

"Alright, ma'am if you are gonna keep talking to me like i am a child then i am going to give you a real child you can play with" (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠)

"What do you mean by that?"

"I mean this" *CLAP!

A new child can be seen inside of the room

"Um. Hel-" and the child are replaced with Tatsuya again

"Do i make myself clear?" Tatsuya said as he replaced himself with the child again

"I see, i understand now" Kushina crossed her arms on her chest and nodded sagely

"Good"

"I understand that you are shy! So i am gonna gives you so much love you will see them like a normal thing!" And Kushina launch herself towards the boy to hug him

*CLAP the boy has been replaced by the matron

"K-kushina sama!" The matron tried to break free from Kushina's arm and the red head ket the matron go soon as she realize the child is not in her arms

"I am doing that because i like you, try to hug me again and i will replace myself with the Hokage" Tatsuya said trying to threaten the red head

But he forgot that she is a jonin and an uzumaki, and the previous jinchuriki

In the blink of an eye she disapeard from her place

She appeard behind Tatsuya and she catch both of his hand as she use them to hug the boy

"HUMMMMM!!!!!!" Squeled as she bury her face on Tatsuya's red hair and wipe her face with it

She hug the boy tight and make him unable to break free from her clutched as the red haired milf squeeled on his red hair

'Yup, this my life now' The boy surrender to his fate

~~~~~~~~~~ to be continued ~~~~~~~~~

Hi! If you are reading this, that mean i haven't been uploading my femboy maker fanfic for weeks

And sorry to make you all worry like that but i am not dead,

The reason why i stop writing that story is because of none other, Than Haku

His character sucks, and i am on blame for that,

I change her into a brainwashed slave, and its..... Not right,

Not what i have in mind when i create that story at all

And when i read it again, when i see where this is going.... It's not the place where i want to be

I realise... I am not good on making p*rn

Yeah sure maybe i can make good porns but... I don't want to,

I want romance, i want feelings, i want thrill,

I want something thay i have never been able to experience and.... That's what this is all for me,

A way to experience something i never been able to,

So here you go, my new story, maybe there will be femboys, maybe there won't i don't know, we'll see how it goes

Anyways, that's that see you later!

P.S i am not dead