1 Prologue

Let uncle here tell you a story:

Once upon a time, there was a 21 year old man walking through the street. He was scrolling through his iPhone, checking for any messages and whatnot.

It was a beautiful day outside. Kids were chattering about as they ran through the street. Couples flirted and held hands as they entered establishment. Cars were driving through the roads trying to reach their destinations as fast as possible. However, the man was not paying attention to any of this.

Perhaps that's why he somehow did not notice the deranged man running at him with a knife.

The felt a searing pain on his stomach, causing him to clutch it and kneel down. There was a sharp, metal knife puncturing through his skin and flesh. It most definitely hit a vital organ, seeing as how the man was beginning to vomit blood.

People began to scream and panic, not being used to watching a man bleed to death right in front of them. One could hear the faint sounds of sirens blaring, becoming louder and louder as the minutes passed.

Unfortunately, it was too late for the man as he lay in the pool of his own blood writhing in pain. 'What did I do to deserve this', were the only thought going through his head as darkness began to overtake him.

If you had not guessed already, that man was me. You may be wondering how I am talking to you if I'm supposed to be dead, well turns out I am going to get reincarnated! Yeah!

I was in a starry realm filled with purple nebulas, constellations, and stars. One could see beautiful streaks of light going past, and even gigantic blast of pure yellow light. It was truly a marvelous sight to behold. I felt like I was in a planetarium.

I was moving ecstatically, trying to take in all the surroundings. This was a once in a lifetime opportunity.

"Oh my, oh my. I see we have an excited one"

Hearing the voice, I immediately whipped around. In front of me was an old man clad in white. A stereotypical representation of a R.O.B.

"You're god!"

"Not god child, A god. I would never compare myself to the Great One", spoke the ROB.

"Wait since I'm supposed to be dead, and I'm here does that mean...", I asked excitedly

"Yes indeed child. You are going to reincarnated with three wishes of your choice", spoke the god ecstatically, like he was trying to sell me a product.

"So can I choose the world or..?"

"The wishes will be chosen by you, however the world will be chosen by", suddenly the ROB pointed to his left, and there popped a golden wheel out of nowhere. On it I could make out the different words, including : "Attack on titan", "Naruto", "Tokyo Ghoul", "Dragon Ball".

'So the worlds are going to be from anime! Shit this is like a dream come true!", I exclaimed.

"Alright now child spin the lever, and whichever world the wheel lands on will be the world where you are going", spoke the ROB. Immediately I walked up to the lever, and pulled with all my might. The wheel immediately started spinning rapidly, showing no signs of stopping. The text on the wheel became black streaks as the wheel kept getting faster and faster.

I prayed to the gods above that I did not get some super difficult world, where I would die as soon as I spawn in *cough*Akama Ga Kill *cough*

Finally, it started to slow down. The words became more distinct with the passing time, until it finally landed on a single name. Jujutsu Kaisen.

Sigh, well it was definitely not the safest world, but it was still better than a lot of others. I cold definitely see myself succeeding in this world if I make the right wishes.

"Alright, now that choosing your world was done, please make your three wishes. Your wishes must be related to the world that was chosen, so you can't be wishing for a rinnegan or a Saiyan body."

'Fuck!', I thought. The bastard saw right through me. Oh well, I could still make good wishes.

"Alright for my first wish is to have the powers of Satorou.."

"Nope, I can't grant that".

"What! Why!"

"Only one version of a character can exist at any given time, so you cannot reincarnate as a character. You can however wish to be reincarnated in the Gojo clan", explained the ROB. Shit! Really threw me a curveball there! I was gonna wish for Gojo and Sukuna's abilities, but it seems I can't .

"Alright then can I get the six eyes?", I ask.

"I'm sorry, I can't do that either", spoke the 'god'.

"What why!", I was bewildered. This guy was supposed to be a god! He said I could wish for anything, and now he set up so many limitations! I probably would have let it off if it was a safer world compared to Jujutsu Kaisen, but with invisible creatures made up of humanity's sins at every corner there was no way in hell I was going to live for long without a good ability.

"Alright so let me explain. I am the God of Reincarnation, my power only extend to preserving souls and sending them out to different universes with a couple of wishes. I cannot influence the world in any way outside of sending a reincarnator. The wishes also have a limitation. Every world follows a rule, which I cannot break even with my wish granting abilities. If everyone has to have unique abilities in the world, then I cannot give the ability of one character to a reincarnator. If someone has an ability that only appears once every thousand years, then I cannot give it to a reincarnator since those were the rules established by the world."

"Is that so.. I guess that makes sense. I apologize for snapping at you", I said bowing before the god. I wasn't some ungrateful brat that would curse at their own parents for not giving them enough money, I was just genuinely confused at why all my wishes were getting rejected.

"Don't be, I should be the one apologizing for not explaining the rules. Anyway, with that out of the way would you mind making your wishes. Also, do not ask for any specific cursed or innate techniques, those are things you have to discover yourself. However, you can wish for a cursed tool or impressive amounts of cursed energy if that helps.You could even wish for another jujutsu besides six eyes"

Yea the rules really do restrict the wishes way too much, but you know what they say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade", and I intend to make the sweetest cup in town.

After thinking about it for some time, I finally decided on my wishes, "Alright, now for my first wish I want to be able to summon and control a special grade curse. Our relationship would be a friendlier version of Yuuta and Rika. Since we are separate entities our cursed and innate techniques will be independent of each other. We will also have our own individual cursed energy."

"Interesting wish, I have never heard anyone else give a wish like that. They always wished to either have immense cursed energy or become a curse spirit themselves. I must admit, I am getting excited waiting for your next wish", replied the god causing me to smile at an idiot. I put a lot of thought into that wish so there wouldn't be any holes to exploit.

"My second wish to have a heavenly restriction that leaves me with zero cursed energy, however my physical abilities equal that of Toji Fushiguro. However, if I want I can borrow cursed energy from my cursed spirit in order to use my techniques, which will be related to enchanting weapons", I explain.

"Tch guess we got a smartass here. On anybody else I probably would reject it since that is literally three wishes, but I like you kid so I'll accept. However, I'm going to be adding a restriction to the cursed energy borrowing property. Trust me its gonna be have a significant drawback."

"Alright, that seems fair enough. For my third wish, I wish for my cursed spirit to possess cursed energy that surpasses Ryomen Sukuna in his prime. If its not too much could you also give the curse the personality of Echoes Act 3.", I ask. I know I'm really pushing it this time, but I still prayed that he would let me have it.

"Alright I could accept that. Personality thing is not really that much of a problem and its not like there is a rule that says Sukuna has to have the highest amount of cursed energy so I can allow it, though I will have to put a small drawback on it. The reason for your curse's birth will be at random, and you will be able to summon and make use of it when you are 14 years old."

"Wait hold up! I have to wait till I'm 14 too do shit! Oh no, don't tell me I have to be a baby and go through all that crap.", I whined.

"Yes you will have to go through all that 'crap', but you are getting some scuffed wishes so deal with it", said the god. Before I could day another word, he immediately snapped his fingers sending me away.

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