You can call me Dick (With a big D)

God 1: THE HELL YOU THINK YOUR DOING THROWING THUNDER IN MY WORLD!!

God 2: FUCK YOUR WORLD!! YOU BETTER GIVE ME HIS SOUL OR DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU LIKE A FUCKING YAMAHA DRUM KIT!?

God 1: YOU CAN'T JUST SWING YOUR DICK AROUND AND GET WHATEVER YOU WANT HERE DAMMIT!!

God 2: I'LL SWING MY DICK WHEREVER I WANT FUCKFACE!! GIVE UP THE SOUL OR 1V1 ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT INSULT TO OUR RACE!!

God 1: HOW DARE YOU!!

The God that had been watching Donovan demanded to have his soul after the police had screwed up was now arguing with the God of the world he had lived in.

After what seemed like forever though Donovan's original world God had to give up because the God that demanded his soul was just too strong for it and finally gave him Donovan's soul.

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Donovan's consciousness finally started to start up and he started to realize he was thinking again. He also realized he wasn't in any pain and his eyes flashed open. Looking down at his body he saw he was fine, then he realized he was in his room.

Donovan: Was that all a horrible dream?

The door suddenly opened and a young guy in blue jeans and a light blue tank top just waltzed right in with a bunch of bags. He was pretty short.....maybe 5'6" and really lean but really muscular like Bruce Lee. He had a silvery blue hair and stormy purple eyes wearing glasses.

Man: That asshole had to just take up ALL my time. I mean I know we're immortal but fuck I don't wanna spend it with him.

A girl followed in after him. She was taller than he was by about 3 inches and had a sporty build while wearing a navy colored mechanic onesy with her silvery blue hair up in a ponytail with stormy white eyes.

Girl: C'mon dad at least he finally agreed.

Guy: (scoff) Yea cuz I would've wrecked his whole shit if he didn't.

Girl: Daaaaaaaad

Donovan: (Clears Throat)

The two uninvited guests turned to see Donovan awake and staring at them. The girl looked a bit embarressed while her father looked ecstatic and had a big smile on his face.

Guy: DONNY BOY!! I KNEW YOU'D WAKE UP JUST FINE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

The young guy snapped his fingers and a table with chairs appeared in Donovan's room and he placed the bags on them while sitting down. The young girl just face palmed herself and took a seat.

Donovan just stared at them both then at the table, when they gestured for him to sit. Which he did...semi reluctantly.

Guy: You want something to drink before you ask questions?

Donovan: Can we just go to the questions first?

Guy: Sure

Donovan then took a deep breath and tried to recall all recent memories. The other two just sat there quietly waiting for him.

Donovan:.....I'm dead right?

Guy: Yes Donn. Currently you are indeed dead.

Donovan:(sigh) I thought so...dammit now i'm never gonna get that autograph....

The guests laugh out loud at the complaint he had.

Guy: You liked Sabbat that much eh?

Donovan: I do.....so what now? Are you guys gods?

The girl gasped while the guy smiled and looked at her.

Guy: See? I told you he's gonna be good at this. You are correct Donn-mon.

Donovan nodded his head while the girl was still amazed.

Girl: How did you know that?

Donovan: It's a trope in web/light novels and anime. So what's the deal here Mr. God Man?

Guy: Straight to the point eh? Well it's pretty typicalI. I'm picking you to be reborn in a different world, you'll get to choose your starter set abilities. While their your free to do whatever you want and just live or pick up some quests for points to use with the system you'll have. Also you won't have to answer to me when your doing things.

Donovan looked at him and tried to see if there was a trap in his words but couldn't see any.

Donovan: This seems too good to be true, you realize that right.

Guy: Ineed.

Donovan: Why such preference for me?

The girl looked at her dad with sad eyes then quickly looked away.

Guy: You remind me of my brother. Eerily so in fact. Don't get me wrong I'm not replacing you with him or anything like that he's still out there somewhere and I'll find him, I just wanted to throw you a fucking bone.

Donovan: And maybe get something from me later?

Guy:(Laughs out loud) You'd have to get strong enough for me to want something from you first kid.

Donovan kind of felt small when he heard that but for some reason he felt like this guy was on the up and up. What is it about this guy that makes me feel I can trust him?

Donovan:.....Did you mess with my soul?

He suddenly regretted asking that as the girl shot him a look that could kill while her dad frowned.

Girl: SERIOUSLY! You lil' arrogant--

She was cut off.

Guy: No.

The room was silent for a few minutes before the man spoke up again.

Guy: Look kid take it or leave it and fade into the ether it's time you make your choice.

Donovan already knew his choice. He thought to himself "This is the best thing ever I can't throw it away just because I'm too suspicious"

Donovan: I'm in.

Guy:(Smiles) Good choice Donny.

Donovan: Thanks ...uhhhhh God?

The father and daughter looked at each other and laughed.

Guy: Right, right I'm sorry this is my daughter *Meianyu.

Meianyu: Just call me Mia.

Donovan: Nice to meet you Mia.

They shook hands and Donovan finally felt thirsty enough for that drink.

Guy: And you can call me Dick....with a big "D" mind you.

Donovan: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT