I am Xiao Che... No you are Retard!

Xiao Che got scared shitless when he heard Jean's voice from nowhere and is trying to see where he is hidden but couldn't find him, when he got questioned about his identity he got suspicious about who was the man, so he used his current name but after that he only got silence for some dozen of seconds until...

Jean: ok... Xiao Che?

Xiao Che: yes?

Jean: I am inside your mind, precisely i am blocked here and it seems that i can't leave

Xiao Che: what do you mean?

Jean: 'huh, Deja Vu...' exactly as I said, i became part of you and we can comunicate with each other

Xiao Che: nice...

then he started thinking about his identity and his Reincarnation from the Azure Cloud continent, then Xiao Che started tucking slightly his lips and got shocked

Xiao Che: 'This is... Murdering Heart Powder!'

Jean: the fuck is that?

Xiao che got surprised from his voice again and asked

Xiao Che: You can read my mind?

in his mind Jean facepalmed himself

Jean: you retarded, I am in your mind

Xiao che got a bit embarassed from the stupid question he asked

Xiao Che: Shut up!

Jean: you wished...

Xiao Che: *sigh*

then he turned back at thinking and after a minute of silence he lifted his left hand to find the sky poison pearl, he got shocked and muttered unconsciously

Xiao Che: Sky poison pearl...

And got interrupted again

Jean: good you found a nice pearl full of Black Plague, now think about how to use it instead of drooling over it you shitty dog

Xiao che got angry about his comment and then confused

Xiao che: what is the Black Plague?

Jean: don't mind it, so what the fuck can that do? 'well, i already know but it's better acting'

Xiao che: and then what? lyou can gain money from selling me out?

then he heard another facepalming in his head, Jean was exasperated from his stupidity

Jean: From now one i will call you Retard until you prove me that you are worthy of being called with your name, i can't leave your fucking mind, and if i could then why should i be inside the mind of a fucking cripple?

Xiao che started to get angry but then he got depressed because it was true, he was really stupid to ask that question and found before about his condition

Jean: you know what? fuck this shit, try to enter here so we can see each other

Xiao che nodded and started to meditate but before he could enter in his mind the sky poison pearl suddenly released a green light and found himself in a green world, without boundaries, after a while he found out that he entered in his treasure, he then yelled

Xiao Che: WHERE ARE YOU??

jean still was inside him and answered

Jean: wait a bit... i am going to try something...

then the green world started shacking until Jean materialized in his new body, he was a naked man of around 20 years, he seemed sculptured from gods, his skin was pale, every single muscle was not too bulked or too small, he didn't have any single facial hair, he had long black hair that extended to his back, they seemed like he just got out front the bed but it added to his charm, he had glowing azure eyes with slits that would intimidate even the devils, had a nose that wasn't nor too big or too small, and his face seemed like being made of stone, expressionless(AN: yeah i know, it seems a gary sue but inside him he is anything but that), he then looked at Xiao Che, who was looking over his body and looked at the Retarded strangely

Jean: Hey retard, don't tell me you became gay?

Xiao che got out from his stupor while shacking his head, then he looked at him angrily

Xiao Che: Stop with this 'Retard' and put some clothes!

Jean looked down and noticed that he was naked, then he snapped his finger and some clothes from his world appeared, they were Black Boxers, ripped off jeans, a blue shirt and a Leather Jacket, it seemes to make him even more handsome, Xiao che was shocked from Jean again, but this time it was because he created clothes from thin air

Xiao Che: HOW DID YOU DO IT?!

jean got surprised from his yell and jumped a bit, then he looked at him with a sweatdrop

Jean: calm down idiot... you scared me...

Xiao Che: how can you create things from nothing?!

Jean: Calm the fuck down!

Xiao che closed his mouth and calmed down before putting a serious face

Xiao Che: now who are you?

Jean smirked and answered

Jean: I am you...

the other got surprised from the answer

Xiao Che: What are you talking about?

then jean started to laugh

Jean: i was just bullshitting... My name is Jean, nothing more, nothing less.

Xiao Che nodded, then he started talking before being interrupted

Jean: yeah yeah, you are Retard from bla bla, you already told me who you are, now get the fuck out from here, i don't want to have a gay friend, exclusively if he became gay because of my body...

Xiao Che: Fuck you!

then he left from the pearl and started recalling his new memories leaving Jean alone in the sky poison pearl, he took out a full body mirror from nothing and started looking at himself

Jean: 'Woah, if i was back at home with a body like this then i could have any woman at my feet'

then Jean though about his wishes so he materialized a giant block of iron and tested himself, when he tried to punch it, the block of iron became dust with only the wind generated from the fist, he got surprised then he made another block, but this time it was made of diamond, he did the same thing of before but got the same results, then he created a wooden log and put fire on it, he patted the fire with his hand but it didn't hurt him in the slightest, he didn't feel even the heat, jean looked at his hand and smirked

Jean: Neat

Xiao Che: what was that?

Jean looked up from the green world and replied

Jean: It's nothing, just some test i were doing for myself.