Yanderes are Hard to Deal With

Raijin stood next to a burning house with his face being a mixture of expressions, including, disbelief, slight anger, annoyance, and lots of worry. Disbelief because he didn't know Asami was capable of such a thing. Anger and annoyance because Asami lit their house on fire. Worry because he didn't know if Asami was okay.

"Asami, you killed someone and lit our house on fire? Why did you do that? And if you wanted me to get off the roof and stay off, you could have just told me about killing her. Why did you have to burn the house down?" Raijin asked multiple questions, and to Asami's surprise, he wasn't worried about the fact that she killed someone.

She smiled sweetly, walked up to him, and hugged him. She then started talking in his ear. "I had to kill her, otherwise she would have come between us. You understand right?" She said as she stopped her act entirely. She wasn't holding anything back.

"I couldn't care less about some random statue lady, so why did you think she would separate us? I was only looking at her because I am a teenage boy and I have little control over my urges. Its not that big a deal." Raijin explained while using the only excuse he could think of on the spot. Even though it was a total lie, Daichi had force fed him training on lust control so that he wouldn't become a rapist. However, the way he trained was by redirecting the lust at a different target, which in his case was hentai. Its not like Daichi could have predicted that everyone would turn into anime characters when he was training him.

"I don't care if you have 'urges' you should control yourself. You can walk on water and move at Mach ten speed but you cant control yourself? Do you know how stupid that sounds? Your just trying to justify being cheating!" She yelled hysterically with an expression of rage.

"Cheating? What are you talking about? Why do you even care if I look at a woman? Its not like you're my girlfriend so you should just shut up." Raijin was starting to get especially confused after what Asami just said.

"Not your girlfriend?" She said with dead fish eyes and a shadow over her face. After which she smiled with a hint of insanity.

Of course she new that she wasn't his girlfriend, however she had been through a lot lately and had just started actually acting like herself, which left her mind in confusion. Him telling her something like this (even if she already knew it) was like tricking a person who just went through extreme trauma into thinking that it never happened, then making them experience it again. Well maybe not like that, but you get the point, it screwed up her thought processing.

"Why are you acting like this all the sudden? What, do you have a crush on me or something?" He said but stopped and narrowed his eyes at the thought. He then remembered what happened right before the petrification. Then his eyes widened in realization as he remembered her bloodlust and over reaction to anything involving him, and all the thing she just told him.

"Holy shit! You're a yandere!" He said with a stupid look on his face.

"Why do you call me that? You hate me don't you? Well if you hate me to then I guess I have no reason to remain then." She said calmly with a dead expression as she drew her homemade hidden blade.

However, before she could do anything, Raijin picked her up with a hug. Out of anger for stopping her, she tried to stab him, but the dull blade could only pierce his skin and wouldn't go any further, he didn't even bleed and healed in a few seconds. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! I cant believe you're a yandere! This is amazing, how come you never told me!"

He isn't actually excited that his sister is a yandere, he just knows what would have happened if he did anything else. Although he liked the yandere genre, he didn't want Asami to be one, because their way of life is... 'unhealthy' to say the least. What he didn't understand (Like any good dense protagonist, no matter the series. We will exclude the arrogant self centered ones.) was why she liked him. He didn't know she was into incest.

Asami just stood their in his arms with a look of stiffness and confusion on her face. Then her face turned red as she computed what just happened. "What do you mean by that? Aren't you discussed by me?"

"Of course not! I love yandere! Its the best genre because cheating is impossible." He said cheerfully and kissed her on the cheek. He needed to distract her with something in order to find time to take her weapons.

Her face turned an even darker shade of red when he did that. "Why aren't you grossed out by me? I killed someone, I burnt our house down, and I am in love with my brother. Why don't you just let me burn in hell?" She started to squirm.

"Easy answers for all of them. One, I didn't know the statue girl and couldn't care less. Two, you built the house so you should get to decide when it gets burnt down right? And third," He said as he threw all the weapons he just pickpocketed her out of view, which was to say dozens. He couldn't figure out how she made all those.

Asami tried to struggle free after seeing all her weapons taken away, however failed due to Raijin's inhuman strength. He then kissed her properly. Neither of them had kissed before so they were figuring it out as they went along.

After a few minutes, they separated. Raijin was feeling a weird mix of joy, guilt and self hate. He hated himself for doing that to his sister, and felt guilty for taking her first kiss. He didn't know why he felt joy. He only did it because he needed to stop her from doing anything crazy, even if he released her now, she would still probably go for her weapons because, yandere.

'Damn it! This is going to take so much plot armor to fill the plot holes this creates! I hope Ill have enough left to fight Liam and not die. I probably do since I'm the protagonist, however a lot of people will probably die because of it. Damn it Raijin, stop raising flags!' After finishing his inner monologuing, Raijin finally looked at Asami's face and saw her expression.

Her face had turned a weird and slightly concerning shade of red, like an anime girl level red face. She had a shy look on her face as she looked back at Raijin. Because she wasn't trying to kill him anymore, that probably meant he stopped her, for now at least.

She stared at him for a few minutes before, "KYAAAAA". What just happened fully sank in and she didn't know what to do, yanderes normally don't make it this far. So she did the only reasonable thing and screamed like an embarrassed anime girl and searched desperately for a way out. Luckily she found it and kicked him.

He immediately let her go as his face paled and he fell over, holding his crotch. His mind went blank as he was divided between his masochistic side and the instinctive pain of being kicked in such a place.

Although he had evolved and became much more resistant, it was only in the areas that were damage, with the remaining areas that were largely ignored staying the same, so his crotch and hips. Although Liam beat the shit out of him, he was careful to avoid that area, because even though he is a vampire and would resort to tricking and running away, he still had a little bit of heart left in him and knew that doing something so cruel was likely to get him killed by karma.

Asami then ran to a tent she had set up before hand for Raijin, leaving him on the ground in pain for the entire night.

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The next day, Asami came out wearing her assassins robes and carrying the ones she made for Raijin. Although she was still embarrassed and shy, she felt bad for leaving Raijin outside all night like that. "Raijin, wake up." She said gently as she shook him.

He rolled over and looked at her with a pair of dead eyes, ones that had given up on life.

"Stop acting so depressed and get up now. Look, I made you some clothes, try them on." She said as she gave him the clothes. He woke up fully after seeing the new robes and recognizing them.

"Aren't these from Assassins Creed? How did you make these?" Although they clearly didn't look like the exact robes from the game, they still looked extremely similar, which is what amazed Raijin.

"They are, I made them myself! I also made breakfast if you'll come with me into the tent now." She said as she turned and walked into the tent. Raijin stood up and followed, however with a slight limp.

After eating they just sat their awkwardly for a few minutes staring at each other. Eventually Asami spoke up, "So, um, about yesterday, I'm sorry." The last part was said quietly with tears in her eyes.

"Its no problem, it didn't hurt that bad," He lied, "In fact I should be thanking you right? Now that I've been injured there, my body will heal itself to not get hurt their again, so Ill be immune to it." He said and finished with a chuckle.

They then sat there in silence again, until once again Asami had to break the ice. "Do you love me?" She asked bluntly.

Raijin nearly choked on his own spit at that question. He was hoping she would forget about it. He did love her, but he didn't know if he would be able to have a romantic relation ship with her. However, if he didn't, she would likely try to kill herself again, so he didn't have a choice. He had to think for a minute before convicting himself that he did in fact love her like that, and that she was adopted so it was okay. (That last excuse is terrible advice, don't do it readers)

"Of course I do, I just didn't know you felt the same way." He said calmly as he smiled at her and used a generic excuse.

Her face visibly brightened as she smiled and said, "Great! So you're not my brother anymore and my boyfriend instead. Hahahaha" She said the last few words as if she was talking to herself, and behind her back she put down a knife that was in her hand. She thought she was being sneaky with it, but Raijin has a powerful sense and easily new it was there.

"Hey, so because you burnt the house down, do you want to start looking for Liam again?" Raijin asked, trying to change the subject.

"That sounds good, but you have to promise that you wont obsess over him like before, paranoid stalker types that obsess over people are weird and you shouldn't lower yourself to that level." She replied matter of factly.

Raijin narrowed his eyes at her words, but decided to ignore it and promise. "I think we should do it slowly though, I don't know where he is or how strong he has gotten since then, there is a high chance that we will die in battle and I want to spend as much time as possible with you." He said, to which Asami smiled sweetly and cuddled up to him. "That sounds great."