Jazz Jacknationalist - Hellscape of Mission Impossible

In the wake of creating another Mission Impossible sequel, Tom Cruise sold to Brad Pitt rights to star and produce the sequel, creating an movie filled with subliminal messages about the state of Hollywood and its future. When the day of reckoning happens, Serbian furry hero named Zdenko Kotromanić finds himself trapped in Ćele Kula with a mission from the mighty God Himself, to prevent Brad Pitt from commencing the making of this sequel. All alone and together with some other equally challenged people, he will be facing many mental amalgamations of non-human proportions to save the Hollywood from itself, and rescue all actresses that are getting constantly sexually harassed.