8 Chapter 7 Small talk

Long long ago, there was a stupid ape that decided to walk on foot, and other follow his lead, then this went on for millions of years and boom, humans are born.

Lucille: "what?"

Sora: "I think it was a theory about how creatures are how they are now, it's called 'evolution', it's made by guy named Charlie or something, wait was it Christopher? I don't know"

Lucille: "So how does it work?"

Sora: "Well to put simply, after the course of millions of years worth of generation, we have features that is fit for the environment, or something within the lines of that"

Lucille: "You suck at explaining"

Sora: "Shut up"

Sora: "Anyways, let's start from the history of my world-"

Lucille: "then what was th-"

Sora: "don't worry about it"

Lucille: "It couldn't be but, was that a line that you just wanted to say to look cool"

Sora took some damage there

Sora: "Anyways-"

Lucille: "So your ignoring that?"

Sora: "Just shit the fuck up and listen already"

"In a galaxy far far away, there was a man, his name a Lukas groundwater, he had a dream of becoming the space king, in order for that dream to succeed, he needed to find the 69 power stones that are scattered around the universe, once you combine all of the power stones a big fat old man will appear out of thin nothing, the big fat old man will grant you all your wishes, but will kill you for any loophole wishes, yes, you are in fact correct, that old man was neo man farting exterminator, or better known as NMFE"

Lucille: "NMFE doesn't even work and why the fuck does it feel like you just mixed whatever in becuz you feel like it, it's like when your Child self tried to create immortality elixirs"

Sora: "We haven't even gotten to the good part yet"

Lucille: "fine, I'll let you continue"

"Lukas, you see was a man with a grandfather that possessed 68 if them, but due to unknown reasons, he died a natural death of a hole in his heart"

Lucille: "That's just a murder right?"

Sora: "Shut up, your straight man is getting annoying, don't have to cut into every single part, the viewers and I don't like that"

Lucille: "I'm sorry"

Sora: "it's good that you understand"

Sora: "Anyways"

"The grandfather's last words were, "give these... stones to Lukas, that boy is a genius..., I put my life's work... into him" After that, lukas immediately went to travel around space to search for the last stone, his family was against it, saying "Don't do what that idiot did, stay with us" despite that the travelled across the land, searching far and wide"

"through his journey, he had seen many things, qthe destruction of planet saber, a lot of deaths, despairing tales, disgusting beings, a planet where people uses 'your dad' jokes instead of 'your mom' jokes, through his long and terrifying journey, he finally found a clue to the last power stone, it was apparently in a planet called 'uranus', and there he began searching uranus far and wide, after searching uranus for 10 years he finally found it, the stone was in his anus this whole time, apparently his grandfather had all of the stones but last it when Lukas came to visit when Lukas was young and Lukas just sat on it and it got stuck, he then proceeds to call the NMFE, and there he wished, let there be light"

Lucille: "Can I do the straight man things now?"

Sora: "sure"

Lucille: "first what the fuck was that, it's clear that you made that shit up on spot just to make a ur anus joke but why, why the fuck would you do that?"

Sora: "Imagine if you turned yourself into a pickle, it's the same as that, because you can"

Lucille: "motherfucker"