"Where am I?" I asked
???: "Don't worry, your in a safe place"
Well I feel like I can die anytime right now
John: "Anyways, would you be so nice to untie me?"
???: "Nope"
John: "Well that's too bad, so what's your name?"
???, confused: "Lucille"
John: "I see, Lucille huh, quite an easy name to say, perfect for me to curse in hell"
Lucille: "Not in a good mood?"
John: "Well I kinda got kidnapped"
Lucille: "Fair enough, well it could've been way easier if you'd just listen"
I hate to admit it but she did try to negotiate
John: "So, why did you bring me here, what did you want to talk to me about?"
Lucille: "You will cause a great catastrophe in around 6 years from now."
John: "Don't expect be to believe that without proof will'ya"
Lucille: "Well it something like 'kinda just popped up in my mind' thing, but I'm certain it's the truth"
John: "Why?"
Lucille: "It was something from the future, it wasn't like a hunch, it was more like a vision, perhaps a memory"
John: "Are you sure you weren't hallucinating?"
Lucille: "Well normally no, but this is different, it felt like I felt every little thing there, from how the wind feels to the amount of emotions I wouldn't feel normally, it was like I was there at the time"
John: "Then how are you sure it was the future?"
Lucille: "Well I looked at the calendar"
John: "How anticlimactic"
Lucille: "Shut up"
John: "Is that it?"
Lucille: "Well yes"
John: "You kidnap someone for something that stupid?"
Lucille: "Well I felt like it was important, and it's not like I can't just pull some strings"
John: "What are you, Miss Princess of some kind of neighbouring country"
Lucille: "Let's go with that"
John: "Ok I'll ask no more, anyways as a token of apology can you treat me to some expensive dinner? I'm feeling hungry here"
Lucille: "We just talked and you wanna go on a date with me? How confident are you?"
John: "Nah I'm not asking for a date, besides I don't stick my dick in crazy"
Lucille: "That's sexual harassment"
John: "Says the same person who kidnapped me"
Lucille: "Fine fine, I'll have it your way"
John: "That's what I like to hear"