3 Chapter 3 Okay life, fricking pos

After hours and hours of searching, at last I've found it, Miranda university. It was such a pain trying to find because well... me, I should really start to remember things more, but this beats the boring college anyday.

I looked around the place, as expected from a popular university, this place is big, feels like it can fit roughly 1000 football fields here, and I'm not exaggerating, maybe I am, just a little.

As I walk around the place, I had a sudden thought, "I wonder if I'm the only otherworlder here, well judging by how they're talking, I'm definitely not the first one but I wonder do they summon many at once? or can they only summon one at a time, it probably isn't by random but by compatibility type shit, after all they did say that I should have good affinity for magic" but damn, I didn't expect there to be so many people around here, even tho it should be a holiday, I guess they're doing something productive huh, either that or just messing around

I continue to walk around, exploring, it felt like I was in a whole different world, well I am. But damn there's like a big fountain that doesn't look like a waste of money, it looks like it should be there, like a waterfall in nature, I thought this shit went extinct in th 1990s.

After a few hours of exploring I came to a small and empty alleyway, I can feel it, this is a red flag, better get out of here as soon as possible. Suddenly I feel a hand on my shoulders, I thought it was my time, but before I go, I'll drag you down to hell with me, I turned around and saw a girl.

The girl was beautiful, but don't looks fool you virgin loser me, if she looks cute then she either has a bad personally/mouth or has some sort of daddy issues, on worse case scenario, they could be a psychopath, which seems like the case here, I mean who the fuck just touches a random person on purpose when they don't even know eachother, let alone in an empty alleyway.

"Who are you?" I asked

???, mumbling: "I guess you wouldn't know huh"

John: "Well know shit, I don't remember weirdos"

??? *smacks me* "Who the fuck you calling a weirdo? fucker"

Ahh..... I was right, this bitch a psychopath, well at least she can communicate, I'll try to solve this shit somehow

John, monotone: "I'm sorry girl, looks like I hurt your feelings, want me to lick your foot or something? peaset (princess but said in a sarcastic way)"

???: "I'm sorry that was my fault, I shouldn't have beaten you even if you called me a weirdo, actually I wanted to talk to you about something"

Acting nice is cool and all but you can't fool me, I know you have no regrets, but I guess I'll just play along for now.

John: "Talk about what?"

???: "I'll rather go somewhere else for this topic, well since this place is a bit crowded"

John: "Bullshit, there's no one around here, you tryna kidnap or something?"

???: "Well you have the right to be suspicious but can you trust me on this?"

John: "No, im not going anywhere else"

???, whispering: "I should've expected this"

John: "What did you say?"

???, In a grinning tone: "Well I guess I'll have to do it the hard way"

?????

*smack*

everything blacks out

???: "looks like he's finally awake"

the fuck? wait this voice... is that son of a bitch from before, I open my eyes.

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