9 Chapter 9: *Spoiler*
3rd person POV
--System message--
-Lightning affinity upgraded to High Grade
-Fire affinity upgraded to High Grade
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[York] You're getting affinities a bit too easily Edward.
[Ed] 'I'm the protagonist here, York! I will use my plot armor to get as strong as I want!'
[Ed] "You done yet, Sasuke?"
[Sasuke] "NEVER!"
[Ed] "Better finish soon! Choji's eating the chicken."
[Shikamaru] "Alright. That's enough. Edward has clearly won this spar and I want to eat food instead of standing here.
Shikamaru rushes to pick up some skewers.
[Sasuke] "What do you mean I lost! I'm still standing! I haven't lost yet"
Ed walks up to Sasuke and pokes him in the forehead.
Sasuke freezes and collapses.
[Ed] "No, but what you do have, is chakra exhaustion from shooting jutsu at me for a full minute."
The girls, except Sakura, shoot Ed a starry eyed look.
--System message--
Completed hidden quest
- Defeat The Edgelord
Completion Rating - S
Received Chosen Fusion pack x1
+ 2500 EXP
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[Ed] 'You have a hidden quest feature? Why didn't you tell me?'
[York] I didn't know I had one. I'm honestly starting to doubt that I wasn't made overpowered.
[Ed] 'What do you mean you don't know? You're like a machine! Machines only do stuff based on their code!"
[York] Does that mean you know the exact amount of cells in your body, Edward?
[Ed] "..."
[York] That's what I thought.
[Ed] '*Sigh* What does a chosen fusion pack do?'
[York] It is a pack that comes with a fusion monster. It includes the materials to make the monster, a Polymerization, and one other random item or card. It is special because it allows you to pick which structure deck you want the monster to come from.
[Ed] 'So I'll be basing my fighting style off of what I pick. I wonder...'
While chewing on some chicken, Ed deliberates on which pack to get. Hanabi sits beside him and grabs a skewer.
[Hanabi] "What are you doing Ed?"
[Ed] "Hmm? Oh, I'm just trying to figure out what to get."
[Hanabi] "You mean with the great harvest you got today?" (She's referring to the money from the chickens)
[Ed] "Yeah. I got some good stuff. I just don't know what to get with it. Should I get something completely I might need, or something that I want?"
[Hanabi] "I wouldn't know. I'm always doing stuff 'For the betterment of the clan'. If I had it my way, depending on how whether I would really use the thing that I needed, then I would almost always choose what I want."
[Ed] "Huh. That's a good way of seeing things. Thanks Hanabi."
[Hanabi] "You're welcome."
Hanabi smiles cheerfully and leans back on the rock, thinking that she got a head-start on trying to woo Ed.
[Ed] 'Hey, York.'
[York] Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaas?
[Ed] 'I'll be choosing the Cyber Dragon Revolution deck.'
[York] Coming right up!
--System message--
--Chosen Fusion--
Cyber Dragon Revolution pack x1 used
Displaying obtained Items
--Items--
Reckless Greed x1
--Monster Cards--
Cyber Dragon Core lvl:1 x1
Cyber Dragon lvl:5 x1
Cyber Twin Dragon lvl:8 x1
--Spell Cards--
Polymerization x1
--Trap Cards--
N/A
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[Ed] 'Show me their basic stats and effects please.'
[York] Displaying Stats.
--System message--
Name: Cyber Dragon Core
Level: 1
Class: Machine
Special abilities: Cyber Component
Affinity: Light
HP: 11
VIT: 0.5
STR: 4
STA: ∞ (It's a machine)
DEF: 15
AGI: 2.5
INT: 0.7
WIS: 0.7
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Name: Cyber Dragon
Level: 5
Class: Machine
Special abilities: Cheapskate
Affinity: Light
HP: 20
VIT: 3
STR: 21
STA: ∞ (It's a machine)
DEF: 16
AGI: 6.5
INT: 1.4
WIS: 1.4
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Name: Cyber Twin Dragon
Level: 8
Class: Machine
Special abilities: Double Hit
Affinity: Light
HP: 26
VIT: 6
STR: 28
STA: ∞ (It's a machine)
DEF: 21
AGI: 10
INT: 2.1
WIS: 2.1
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Name: Reckless Greed
Class: Item
Effect: Randomly generates two items for you to use. Skip the next pack you receive from leveling up. This item is destroyed upon use.
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[Ed] 'How do I summon fusion monsters, and why isn't Reckless Greed a Trap Card.'
[York] To summon a fusion monster, just use polymerization like a regular spell. Remember that cards only return from the graveyard after a week, so use it sparingly. To answer your other question, many traps and spells received nerfs and/ or became single-use items upon entering this world, since they would make you unable to be defeated. For example, Raigeki Break would allow you to kill basically anything once a week.
Ed looks down with a disappointed face.
[Ed] 'I guess I see your point.'
Hinata walks over and looks at Edward.
[Hinata] "Hey Ed! Would you like a storage scroll so you can bring back that pile?"
[Ed] "That would be great Hinata. Thank you."
While stuffing the scroll with all of the gall-bladders, Ed juggles random conversations about his age, whether he was single or not, and his training regimen (Which is non-existent, so he pulled out Saitama's special training regimen).
After they were all done packing, they started to head back to Westcliffe City.
Without warning, A black speck quickly darted towards them from the sky. As it grew larger and larger, Ed could see cyan markings along it's large bulky body. It's wings were spread wide open, revealing it's gleaming black scales and armored underside. In it's gaping maw, a glowing ball of blue energy was growing as the dragon glared at him
[Ed] "Why does this BS always happen to me?"
Title: Attack of the Magic Dragon
Cards and sources:
https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=1&sess=1&pid=14410000&rp=99999
https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=4837
https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5448
https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5544
