It's a frickin train!

"So..... How did I get here"

A lone figure could be seen chilling in the middle of the frickin milky-way galaxy.

"let's do a flash back so that I can find DA WAY out of this comfortable yet annoying place."

... FLASH BACK NIGG-ARHHH MY LEG!....

A boy could be seen doing what most people do... wasting money on genshin characters.

"Nooooooooooooooooooom my money! Yun Jin is more useless than that stupid water goddess from that one anime with an explosive loli that blows up more things than terrorists in the middle east."

"Frick it ima comit war crimes"

The boy leaves his PlayStation and looks for his car keys. Hoping into his Toyota that looks like something out of 'initial D' before turning on some good frickin music.

"hay don't you no my name spitfire ~"

Humming to the tune he leaves his driveway of his small one bedroom apartment where he spends his life being a lazy ass selling NFTs of things on a stick cause why not, it also made him a millionaire in a week so who's he to complain.

" Mmmmm hmmm mmmm~"

'hmmm no one's on the road today. That kinda sus not gonna lie buuuuuut that means... Hehe'

Turning up the volume of his music and opening all his windows, he takes in a deep breath so deep it makes the marina trench look like hole in a sand pit.

" Let's dance!"

Drifting like he's in Tokyo, he drifts into a parking lot going up a spiral ramp before reaching the roof. He breaks the thing known as physics and jumps of a ramp before landing on the road again and continues like nothing happened

" well that's one thing of my bucket list..... and I'm here"

Arriving at a house he parks outside before knocking on the door.

"oh hay what brings you here man"

The person on the other end of the door is non other than our best friend who was gifted a unique name known as Gay Slayer 69 by his parents before his dad left to go buy milk and his mom moved in with the mail man after he terned into a single cell organism and grew extra chromosomes. Doctors say it was the result of incest because his dad is his brother, after he learned this he became so shocked he turned into the sunflower from plants vs zombies. Then his furry step-sister came back to life after I assassinated it and banged him, he became a mother after that but don't worry because his child was blessed by the pope when we kidnapped and threatened his family, after that his child went on to stop ww3 with nothing but flex tape and weed. But my friend goes by Gabriel, also I killed his sister again with my holy shotgun and this time I made sure it stayed dead...

"nothing I was just bored so I decided to come hang out"

"let me guess you wasted your money on genshin again"

"hehe"

"haaaaa you want some ice cream?"

"only a spoon full"

"...."

"...."

"hahaha haha"

"haha"

"we live a sad life"

"yaaaa"

Gabriel and I went inside, I started eating ice-cream and cried like a girl after a break up while Gabriel just stood there menacingly!

"wanna watch jojo's bizarre adventure"

"of course who do you think I am"

We watched jjba for 420 minutes before I got hungry.

"want to go get some McDonald's?"

"Sure"

We got into the car and I started driving to Mcy D's

(CHOOOO CHOOOO!)

"hay did you hear that Gabe"

"shut yo fem boy ass up i'm trying to listen to the music"

"says the literal gender bent plant"

" touché"

(CHOOOO CHOOOO!!)

"Okay I definitely heard it this time."

"but I don't think-"

(CHOOOO CHOOOO MOTHER TRUCKERS!)

Frickin Thomas the tank with spider legs piloted by a gnome came right for us.

(KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)

..FLASH BACK END NOW GO KILL YOUR SELF...

I see so that's how I ended up here huh...

*To be continued * ➡️

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