1 I am too Beautiful to Die!!!!!!

"I am beautiful!"

"I am gorgeous!"

"I am dashing!"

"I am simply.... THE MOST HANDSOME STUD ALIV-----"

Those were the final words of a man, who had many women blushing as they walked passed him. However, there were equally as many with confused looks as they saw a man doing weird poses in front of a lingerie store window. Initially, the man was walking along the side of the street on a normal day, however, his reflection in a random window caught his eye. Sadly, his stop at lingerie store ultimately ended up being his undoing.

In the end, the accident made it hard for people to actually believe that his face was actually handsome at one point. His face was horribly disfigured after being hit by a truck that ran loose all of a sudden. Once the sound of shattered glass, followed by the smell of oil and smoke, and finally another sound of an explosion, the body itself was completely charred. It took a while for the police to recover the body from the wreckage and to identify the body. Two weeks later, a funeral was held by the family.

The victim was a very talented individual despite his questionable personality. Acknowledged as a genius at the age of 5, at 10 he made multiple contributions to his very esteemed family, as well as advance technology of the current era by decades. He also donated much of his income to many charities and cutting-edge medical research. As you can tell, he was not your average man. He has reigned at the top of the teenage millionaire lists. Yet, on a simply random day this man decided to go on a walk in the middle of a pleasant day. No one knew that it would end his life when he left, but it did.

And that was the end of our protagonist's story. He died at the age of 18, just starting the prime of his life.

Or at least it should have.

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Elsewhere in a white space that seemed to go on for an eternity.

"-e!"

.... "WHERE AM I!???" This was a masculine voice that rang out in said white space. The man looked around then back to his body. Luckily, he seemed to appear in one piece. This man had the same looks as the one posing in front of the lingerie store. He had very dark brown hair, along with light brown eyes. He also had a well trained body with a slender frame, thus creating a healthy look. His current clothing is the same as the ones he previously had on, a simple white t-shirt, a black vest, and dark navy jeans. While assured he wasn't missing anything, the man still appeared to be very confused.

"Strange"

Now a feminine voice rang out within this space. One of pure omnipotence, all anyone could possibly do in front such a voice is bow. However, this man did not. After all, he holds himself above all men and women. He who would put any who challenge him to shame with looks alone. As such in front of such a voice he stood tall waiting for the voice to continue and reveal herself.

Suddenly, something began to materialize in front of him saying, "The souls who come here rarely keep their usual appearance. Most souls are representations of themselves, so what would this mean for you?"

"Well is that not obvious? I am the personification of beauty! Would it not be wrong for my soul to appear the same way?" The man replied.

"..." The voice was shocked. More at his personality that his soul's appearance.

The man then continued, "You said soul, does soul mean that I am dead?" This man was in utter disbelief, how could he, the world's most handsome man, be dead! It can not be! Fate would not simply allow such a man to die. After all, the world needed to bask in his beauty! It was too soon for him to die!

Recovering from her shock, the women finished materializing. She appeared in tunic type clothing, one you would see on those statues from ancient Rome and Greece. This beautiful women had wavy golden blonde hair with dark blue eyes. Along with her smooth pale white skin and rosy lips added with a touch of gloss, she basically screamed perfection! Especially her breasts, they were well-shaped to match her perfect look and when looking at her legs that appear through the slit of the tunic, men would simply fall unconscious due to lack of blood. Any women would lose confidence when facing her. The perfect woman viewed the perfect man and stated, "Yes, you are dead. I am an angel, my name is Seraphina."

It was now the man's turn to be shocked. The man thought he was the only one. No one could rival his looks. No one could even come close. However, now there was someone who could. The man was simply at a loss as to what to say. His feelings were in a mess, conflicting with one another. What should he think now that there was someone who could rival his looks. In such confusion he was feeling lost, and then he finally said something, "Hand me a mirror."

"Eh? Excuse me." The angel was once again stupefied by the man's behavior.

"Hand me a mirror now!" The man now appeared to be desperate.

"Alright." Seraphina begrudgingly hands the man a mirror that . The man received it, then began to look at himself and started to mumble.

"You are still number one. You are still number one. You are still number one."

Seraphina once again regained her composure and said, "If it helps you, then in my opinion you are probably the most handsome man I have ever seen." 'Even in Heaven there are few who could come close to this man's looks' that's what Seraphina was thinking. She herself was aware of her beauty, as she ranked in the top of angels, even though his personality couldn't compare to his looks, Seraphina still acknowledged him.

Apparently, the man was able to regain himself with her words and glared at her, "I will not lose to you! So don't think this is over!" The man calmed down with those words, after Seraphina's arrival he had completely forgot about the being dead part, until he suddenly remembered, "You said that I died right? Was it from the man in the truck? He must have been jealous of my beauty to kill me over it." It appeared that the man completely bounced back to his former attitude.

After two mishaps Seraphina developed an expressionless facial expression to counter his narcissism, "No, he had nothing to do with you, the driver simply fell asleep at the wheel."

"I see..... Then he must have been enraptured by my beauty to the point that it struck him unconscious!" The man did one of the poses he was practicing before his death.

As for Seraphina, seeing that he would still act the same way despite her tone, decided him to be a lost cause and moved on, "Now that we have established the fact that you are dead, it has been decided that you will be reincarnated along with 3 wishes. This is due to your multiple achievements in your former life and it is also in Heaven's best interest to have such a brilliant soul go on living instead of go through the regular wash cycle."

"I am not even surprised anymore. Even Heaven is basking in my brilliance." The man was continuing his posing even now.

Seraphina ignoring his attitude and trying not to be annoyed asked, "So what are your 3 wishes?"

Stopping his posing the man adopted a serious expression. After thinking for a while he said, "For my first wish I would like to go to the world of Sword Art Online." The man didn't want to go to some unknown would and possibly endanger his handsome self.

"That is acceptable." Seraphina responded.

The man nodded in satisfaction and then stated his second wish, " For my next wish, I would like for unlimited mana." He wanted to be able to use magic in a semi-peaceful world.

Seraphina thought for a while and said, "That should be fine, however, I am not sure how you would be able to use it with no one there to teach you." She was slightly confused.

A slight grinned appeared on the handsome man's face as he said, "For my final wish I would like a system which also has you, Seraphina, follow along to regulate it. This will also allow you to take the role as my teacher." The man seemed very happy as he stated this.

Dumbfounded Seraphina then asked, "Why would you want me to follow you? What if I take away your spotlight?" She decided to humor his attitude to find a way to not go along.

"On the contrary, this will be how I show you that I am above you! While you walk beside me they will only look at me! Not you! This is how I will beat you! After all, I am the most handsome!" The man once again went back to his poses feeling the excitement of being above her.

Seraphina sighed at his answer and then went into a thinking state. It was not a problem for her that she accompany him as angels are basically immortal, the matter she was thinking about is whether God would allow her to take time off. She didn't really want to go with the man and was hoping God would reject the request. After a few minutes she replied to the man, "Allow me to take some time to request a leave of absence to my superior."

"Well I am dead after all. I can wait, but don't make such a handsome man wait too long." Answered the man.

The angel left immediately after his confirmation, not even waiting for him to finish as she already suspected what the rest would be.

Thus the man was left in the empty white space for what seemed to be an eternity,

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Seraphina returned after a few hours, but in such an empty space, for the man it seemed forever.

The man was slightly angry, "So how many years did I have to wait?" He was now stomping his foot on nothingness.

Seraphina had a slightly displeased look on her face, "It has only been a few hours, it takes a while for me to get a conference with God."

"Whats with that attitude?" The man noticed her look and tone, thus he wondered if his request was rejected.

"Unfortunately, your request was granted, and thus we will be leaving now." Seraphina said with her head hanging down. She felt betrayed when God immediately granted the request. She thought that at least she would be a little more special to him as a subordinate. Instead she was just thrown away.

Not really caring about the reasons for her attitude, the man was very happy his request got granted. As such he would be able to show the new world that he had Heaven's beauty under his foot! "Well, it is good that it got accepted! So are you ready to depart?"

"Yes, is there a specific time and place and time you want to be born in the Sword Art Online world?"

"Lets see..... Preferably the same year as Kirito, the protagonist, was born. For the place? Toyko, Japan should suffice." The man preferred to be near the original characters of Sword Art Online.

"Alright then, let's go." Seraphina said in an unenthusiastic voice not suited for a start of a journey.

"Ah! One last thing! Make sure my appearance stays the same! This is the more important than anything else!" The man appeared very serious in his look towards Seraphina.

Seraphina, knowing that the man would go into complete depression with a different appearance complied with his request, "Very well, I will allow this as a favor and to help our future relationship with one another."

Finishing the matter a light appeared from under them and teleported them away.

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Some time in 2008, in Tokyo, Japan.

"Waaaaaawaaaaa"

A cry rang out in the middle of a high class hospital. A few people surrounded the birthing mother's bed. One was the husband, while the other two were maids.

"Look, Look! It is a boy, the Miss gave birth master!" One of the maids said.

"The boy looks like he will be strong in the future." The other one said.

The man who appeared to be the husband, as well as their master, nodded and said "Yes, he will be known across the world as Keane."

The mother nodded while seeming very tired saying,"Keane Akagi"

Keane, the baby in question, could only think 'Fuck it hurts!'