18 Chapter 17: Old Hag
As if I'm going to change you! You wish! My goal here is to save Crisostomo and the poor people. Not to change a brat Doña!
#17: Old Hag
"CRISOSTOMO!" This piece of shit is annoying me! I can't find him anywhere! I can't even feel my legs! It felt jelly because I keep on running. Like on running man challenge.
"Listen up! I am warning you! If I don't see you this day, we'll break up!" I shouted. I don't even know if he is hearing me or if anybody hears me. I just want to say what I wanted.
"Five...four...three... Okay! We just broke up!" I said smiling but I am pissed.
I am walking back home since I am pissed at Crisostomo and I also heard that we have a visitor. The Captain-General. I'll meet a new character!
[MOOD BY: 24KGoldn]
[Yeah]
But then... I don't memorize this road! I don't know what's the direction. Shit!
"Why you always in a mood?
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules
Everything look better with a view" I just sang out of frustration.
"Shit! Where the hell I am?
[Why you always in a mood? (Mood)
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new (new)
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool (cool)
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules (rules)
Everything look better with a view, yeah]
I remember before that if I am singing, I can reach my destination even if I don't know the way. Magic isn't?
"I could never get attached
When I start to feel unattached
Somehow always end up feelin' bad
Baby, I am not your dad (no)
It's not all you want from me
I just want your company
Girl, it's obvious, elephant in the room
And we're a part of it, don't act so confused
And you love startin' it, now I'm in a mood
Now we arguin' in my bedroom"
And now, I am dancing. Twerking to be exact. Enjoying myself, even though I am literally lost and I can't find where Crisostomo is.
"We play games of love to avoid the depression (depression)
We been here before and I won't be your victim"
"¡Eh, tú! ¡alto ahí!" (Hey, you! Stop right there) The woman with the luxurious dress and expensive accessories shouted while pointing her fingers at me. She looks rich, but I am richer in the real world.
I pointed at myself because I don't understand what she is saying.
She is at the window and just viewing the view. Maybe she saw me sing and dance! Oh my! My dignity! I just... Lost it.
She called one of her security guard and later on... Oh my! They are arresting me! What did the heck
are they doing?
[Why you always in a mood? (Mood)
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new (new)
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool (cool)
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules (rules)
Everything look better with a view]
"What?!" I asked them, shouting
[Why you always in a mood? (Mood)
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new (new)
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool (cool)
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules (rules)
Everything look better with a view]
"Doña Consolacion wants to talk to you," the tall, armed guy answered me.
Doña Consolacion! I know her! The mean old lady! She's the one who hit Sisa, but the story had changed. Sisa didn't become crazy... Am I the one who'll she hit instead of Sisa? No, the fucking way!
[So why you tryin' to fake your love on the regular? (Regular)
When you could be blowin' up just like my cellular
I won't ever let a shorty go and set me up (set me up)
Only thing I need to know is if you wet enough (enough)
I'm talkin' slick back, kick back, gang sippin' 40s (hey)
You keep playin', not another day with you shorty
Mismatched fits, that was way before you know me (way)
Got a lot of love, well you better save it for me]
They pull me without me knowing! They forced me to go to Doña Consolacion. I don't want to meet her! I want to go home!
"The fuck!" I shouted to both guards because they pulled me so harshly like I'm a criminal. They are stunned by my curse.
[We play games of love to avoid the depression (depression)
We been here before and I won't be your victim]
"Deja de cantar!" (Stop singing)Oh, look at this lady! She is speaking Spanish well the fact is she can speak in our language. She is bleeding my glamorous nose. "¡Odio tu voz y tu baile!"
"Deja de puta! I know that you can speak in our language. Stop making yourself brilliant, well in fact. You're not!" I rolled my eyes.
[Why you always in a mood?
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool (cool)
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules (rules)
Everything look better with a view]
Her security guards look at each other. It seems like they hate what I said to their boss. Well, she deserves it. She is stopping me from singing and insulting me!
Well, I don't understand what she said but I know it's insulting. Her face looks like she is judging me.
"Why you always in a mood?
Fuckin 'round, actin' brand new
I ain't tryna tell you what to do
But try to play it cool
Baby, I ain't playin' by your rules
Everything look better with a view, yeah" I sang again and dance like what I did. I twerk to annoy Donya Consolacion.
The guards dropped their jaw like they are amazed but what they saw. Later on, they smiled. Earlier, their face is like Friday the 13th or sad but now, they look like they won a lottery. Such a pervert!
"Ahhh!" The Donya shouted and covered her ears "I told you to stop! And how dare you to say such things to me! I am older than you. Where is your manner?"
"Shit! She can speak our language. She's just acting," the other guard whispered but I heard it.
"See?" I told Donya Consolacion. "He is with me. You are just acting as if you don't understand us!" I rolled my eyes again.
"What the hell! Why are you like that? I am so furious at you! Get the whip!" She ordered.
I laughed so hard when I heard her say it.
"Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae," I sang again and dance.
Her bodyguards are smiling and dancing along with me. Look at them, they are not killjoy!
I keep on singing it not until I literally saw a whip and it looks like she will hit me.
"No! You won't do that!" I smile widely to convince her and I even stop her. I rolled my eyes in my mind. I am absolutely pissed with this Doña!
"Ha! I will. I'd like to do everything I wanted since I'm a doña!" She said and she hit me with the whip so fast. Faster than the Flash! This piece of shit?
"Ouch! How dare you!" I shouted while my brows are furrowed. She hit me once again.
I look at the bodyguard as if I am saying 'stop your boss or I'll kill all of you' but they just avoided my gaze. What a fake friend! Earlier, they are dancing with me!
They didn't do anything to help me! Well, maybe because they are working for Doña Consolacion. Doña Consolacion continuously hitting me. I thought that no one can help me but I heard someone else's voice.
"Enough with this!" The old man said with authority. Well, he exactly looks like an authority. Oh, I forgot! Doña Consolacion's husband is an officer!
I stand properly and even though I felt pain, I manage to smile. Well, I eventually lost it when I saw Mr. Librarian on his back. Mr. Librarian again!
"Won't you greet me good afternoon?" The doña asked. What a hag!
"Do you think there's good in this afternoon? My god, old hag!" I said and I motion that I'm gonna punch her, but of course, I don't do it.
"Martha! Martha!" The officer called. "Let this woman leave. She doesn't deserve to hit. You! Let's just talk in the room," he said to Doña.
"Don, let me lead her way. I know her," Mr. Librarian said. He is currently wearing an officer's uniform. Maybe his character just changed. Isn't he Simoun anymore?
I glance at Doña Consolacion like I am saying that 'Sorry-Not-Sorry-Bitch-I-Won' look.
I walked out using the famous walk, lava walk. Their jaw dropped because they just have seen an angel walk in front of them.
"Bye, Bitch!"
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"What did I told you?" Mr. Librarian asked while we are walking back to our mansion. I don't know the way, thankfully he saved me.
"What?" I asked and I wrinkled my forehead. I can't believe this man! He is not saying anything.
He closes his eyes and he opens them again. What a crazy! Maybe he's using illegal drugs!
"I told you to behave. I told you to stay away from any fight. What is this now?" He said coldly but I can feel that he's upset.
"No! I don't cause trouble this time. It's just Doña Consolacion's fault. You know what? She's a really old hag. I hate her!" I said and I closed my hands as if I'm gonna punch something.
"You can't do anything about it. You just have to change this story. About their attitude, I don't think you can," he calmly said.
"Ha!" I exclaimed. "The fuck that I'll change her attitude! It's a big no! She's not the leading character here and I don't care about her. She hit me!"
"That's why I told you to behave. Especially because you can't save your ass. Not every time I can save you," he said, not looking at me but in the road.
"Whatever!" I said while my hands are in the air. I'm really pissed. "Oh! By the way, how the hell are you? I'm glad that you're still alive!" I said and laugh.
"You and your mouth," he is looking at me now and he rolled his eyes. What a gay! Simoun Biot! "Of course, I'm alive. I don't die. I am the one who should ask you that question. How are you? Where is the necklace?"
I stopped walking when I realized that I have a bigger problem than fighting with Crisostomo. Shocks! About the necklace! I almost forgot about it!
"The Rock sell it to the pawnshop! I'm so messed up!" I shouted and I walk again to follow him. He didn't stop walking. He didn't wait for me!
"So? Whose fault is that?" He asked with his usual cold tone. Is he Elsa boy version? Is this Frozen? "Just make sure that you'll get it or else---"
"Or else what? Simoun? Do you think I'm scared? Oh! Is Simoun really your real name?"
"Yes. I think I told you already. You're changing the topic," he said with a wrinkled forehead. "Or else... You'll be locked down in this story.
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