#1 My Life Is Shit

My name is shoto and I promise you I'm a good kid. Good grades … Sometimes … I haven't been in a fight in like 2 weeks, Always providing for my little brother and mom.

And for doing all of that you know where that lands me? A one way ticket to become a way of entertainment for all 256 gods.

Trust me there's nothing special about me, I literally have the same life as every other 17 year old. Wake up, Get ready, Go to school, Go to practice, Come home, Eat, Sleep and repeat.

And for some reason those fucked up messed in the head gods sent a fucking lighting strike down to kill me! I HAVE A REASON TO BE MAD!! *Sigh* Anyways, they're forcing me to go to worlds like Batman, Superman, One Piece, Dragon ball, etc.

Not only that I can't leave until I complete the impossible task that they give me. And if I die or don't complete the task I'll be sent to hell, not like I'm not already in one.

"Could you stop daydreaming you dumb mortal. I'm giving you the privilege to see me, god, live in the flesh. You should be grateful that you're even near me!" Said a white figure 2 times bigger than earth itself.

"Now your first world will be One Piece, and for your task… You'll have to become pirate king in under 10 years."

'Wow My life really is shit! How the hell am I supposed to become pirate king? Luffy is the main character and hasn't even become pirate king and it's his own show.'

An idea then popped into Shoto's head.

"Okay I can go with that, Just one thing, … Will I get something like a cheat or something?"

"You dumb motral, what part of impossbile task do you not understand? It wouldn't be so impossible if I were to give you a cheat."

All the gods started laughing.

"THIS DUMB HUMAN!!"

"DUMBSHIT."

"COME ON SEND HIM ALREADY!!"

"I WASN'T DONE TALKING!!" Yelled the god.

The god caused everyone to shut their traps, they were all partially shitting bricks.

"But I do suppose it wouldn't be much entertainment if you were to die on the first day. So I'll give you a special gift. You'll have a system with stats, they'll be put immediately. So if you do push ups the stats will go into strength etc"

"That's good enough, Now I'm trying to get done with this quickly so could you use your god powers to send me?"

"I do hope you make things interesting for us, Because if you didn't it would make us very very angry."

There was a bright flash of light, and before Shoto knew it he was sailing on a tiny ship