2 Me and Corona- Exclusive Interview(Part- 2)

Hello Dear Readers,

After being begged by Ms. Corona, for a long time, I finally accepted to let her do one more 'Me and Corona - Exclusive interview'. As I was busy writing my novels and also entered to challenge myself to do a mass release for both of my books "Deathly app' and 'my love my baby', now I am struggling with sleep problems.

Corona: Enough about yourself and your self-pity! Let us talk about me! I am the main lead in this interview. And you are not highlighting me enough!

Me: Really? Since you have begged me so much, I have asked Jayden to join us in this interview along with us. Aiden was still nowhere to be found, looks like he escaped.

Corona: Liar!

Me: Let us all welcome, Mr. Jayden. Owner of Den Internationals, Husband of Jennifer. Jayden please disinfect yourself and wear the mask properly before you enter the stage. This is a highly contaminated zone and we require you to come with full protection on. Do not forget to bring the disinfected spray and it is mandatory to spray corona every two minutes.

Jayden: Hello everyone. How are you doing? I am Jayden. ( Hears whistles from background) I am here as the author forced me to come into this infected zone. The sole responsibility belongs to the author and everyone should blame the author for her inefficient way of handling these interviews.

Me: Seriously? Are you really going to be like this? Do you know who I am? I am your creator!

Jayden: The author now speaks in an impolite way and even showing her...

Corona: Enough about the author! Once again, I am the main lead here. I am issuing the final warning! If you do not concentrate on me...

Jayden: Hello Corona, I heard you wanted to see me on his show. so here I am!

Corona: Yes, handsome! Oh! Look at you, Is Jennifer still around? Can I hug you once?

(Jennifer comes from the backstage with disinfectant spray and sprays it on the corona.)

Corona: Fine! Fine! I understand... Beauty attracts everyone!

Jayden: So when are you going to leave?

Corona: What's the urgency? I just came here! And you also just came here! Let us...

(Once again, Jennifer comes back with disinfectant spray...)

Corona: Fine! Fine! I understand! Now stop with spraying me with so much of that. I may mutate and become resistant to disinfectants...

Me: Please bring Ms. Jennifer to backstage. She might need to rest before going on her long journey later this week.

Corona: So how is your twin brother Aiden? I wanted to see him too. You both look too identical and even your hairstyles are the same I heard.

Jayden: Since, I already showed my face here, I think that's already enough. You said we both are look alike. so what is the use of seeing the same face twice? Author, if it is done, then I am leaving. My wife is waiting for me for a long time.

Me: Everyone knows who is waiting for whom!!

Jayden: Author!!!

Me: Fine, go on! Prepare yourself, you need to go on a rescue mission this week. Do not wander around with your wife outside... Corona's victim count is increasing day by day, non-stop. Wash your hands for twenty seconds every time you go out and come back home. Always disinfect all the things which you bring from outside other than eatables. Cook all the food thoroughly before you consume it. And do not forget to bring your hand sanitizers everywhere you go. Wear masks and gloves all the time you are outside...

Corona: He left long back... To whom are you say all this to? And I do not forget I am still here.

Me: Oops! I hope you do not mind! I want all my kids to be safe from you! I don't want anyone to fall sick and affect my story...

Corona: So it is all about your story and not about your characters! Is it?

Me: Definitely not! It is for my own character's safety. If they are not there then how can I even write? They are my first priority. And you when are you leaving?

Corona: Really? Everyone is asking me to leave. You all are cruel.

Me: As if you are not! Get lost now! Do not come back here... I still need to write many more chapters and you are stopping me from doing that...

Corona: Aren't you guys who wanted me here on this show...

Me: No! That's not me! Now go away and never return...

Corona: Fine! I am going! But remember I will always keep an eye on you all. If I see you are not following safety precautions, then do not blame me if I attack you! That's my nature!

Me: Fine! Fine! Now just leave... Crew, burn the chair which she sat on. Disinfect this whole space. Keep an eye on Jayden and monitor him continuously. We cannot let him fall sick now, at this crucial point.

Someone from behind: What about you, author?

Me: Let us just hope that I am well for now. I am going to quarantine myself for the time being. But do not worry, readers, all the novel updates will happen every day continuously.

Someone from behind: Author, no one reads your books. So do not worry...

Me: who is that black sheep among us... Kick him out!

A crew member: Author, that is the APP from "Deathly app"

Me: Escape everyone... I don't want to be tempted by this deathly app! I am already under depression, I don't want to handle another unnecessary headache.

Deathly App: Author, I am here. when are you going to interview me? Can I bring slaughter, slayer, and Tegus?

Me: How about I interview Hastin and Akemi instead? I already did an imaginary interview with Corona just now, I would like to interview my characters instead of an unreal imaginative app.

Deathly App: Who are you saying unreal? Do you want to sign a contract with me? A million views with five thousand collections?

Me: No! I am good! I am good! No thank you!

Deathly app: Are you ready for the next interview with me, spooky readers? Then stay tuned on this channel. Let me meet you all probably by later next week!! Keep Spooking everyone!

Me: (Fainted...)

Crew members: Author, do not faint, the App may kidnap you!

Me: No, I did not! I am totally fine...(Shivering within)

To be continued...

Me: As the App said, I will meet you all later with the exclusive interview- The Deathly app... Until then stay with my stories and interact with me through your feedback.

If you would like to know if you have any questions to ask the Deathly app, please leave your comments and I would make sure that I answer them... I mean I would get the answers for you from the deathly App.

Signing off for now - Your loving spooky author.

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