1 Chapter I. she who had reincarnated

"Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die jager!! PARARARAN PAM PARARARAN PAM~!!"

"...ah, there goes the young miss and her weird antics again..."

"...what is she saying anyway?"

"...how should I know? Probably just some gibberish she created inside her little brain *chuckles*"

"shh! She'll hear you."

"She's too retarded to get what we're saying anyway *chortles*"

'I can hear you with my cute ears and understand you with my retarded brain just fine, tho?'

"PAM PARAM PAM PAM PAM PAM PAM! LA LALA LA LA LA LA LA~" I continued to proudly sing my heart out while walking down this mansion's hallway with maids following me behind and continuing my train of thoughts, 'I just don't have the time to waste on stupid creatures like you people, baaAAKAAaa~!!'—"nyahAHAHAHAHAHA!!" I went kakegurui inside my head while laughing like a stupid villainess in a romance anime on the outside. 'Wanted to try that out, at least once, kkkkkk!!'

...but it's really taking my all just to hold myself back from thumping my chest as hard as possible and randomly saluting the air—my mind and body are trembling quite seriously...

"Oh, has she finally lost it?"

"I-I'm getting kind of scared?"

My name is Titania Essen. Yup, the great food, I am ^v^.

I don't know if it's because I'm a mob character or whatever but who names their f-ckING CHILD TITANIA ESSEN IN THIS TITAN-FILLED WORLD??! Must be really crazy people!!

Anyway, just like any other reincarnated protagonist, I'm just your ordinary salary woman you can see anywhere. It's just that I'm a bit of weeb but that's not really important right now, yes? heh.

When I died, it wasn't because of the isekai god, truck-sama, but because I choked on a mochi on my way back home from work. Quite a stupid way to die but that doesn't matter 'cause I got isekai'd anyway.

I met god along the way and he (or she, whatever) decided to throw me into this world.

Shingeki no Kyojin.

Inside this creation is a world where humanity is believed to be at the mercy of the titans.

Sh-t, just thinking about it makes me want to excitedly scream my lungs out, "KYAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHKYAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!".

...oh, was I already screaming? Lelz.

Anyways, my biggest problem is that... before dying because of that damned mochi (not like I have anything against them or anything, they're adorably soft and tasty but it's just cause I died because of them~), I still haven't finished the series so I don't really know much about the bigger picture, but I was at least on the part when they revived my sweet Armin and they already reached mah baby Eren's basement...

I wonder if Isayama-sensei's already done writing this masterpiece on Earth?

As I was reminiscing that scene when Eren found the books, my mind shifted to another scene way before that happened...

"KeeeeennNNNNYYYYYYAAaaaaaahhh!!!!" As I scared my maids out of their wits, I started fantasizing—'Oh my beloved Levi-sama. You were so very hot when you were shouting that uncle's name... what more if you shout my name the same way... haaaa, should I just grow up as an antagonist to fight him later on in the story? That way, I'll get to see him pouring his anger at me... haaa... f-ck I wanna see him now...'

I'm probably the same age as my baby Eren and waaaaay younger than that good-looking monster but I still want to tease that clean freak till he breaks... "mwehehehehehehehehe...."

I mean I'm also a shipper of different sailing ships but I don't really harbor that same feeling towards Levi-sama. I just wanna witness his demeanor break because of me.

As I enter the huge dining area, my mania calmed down a bit.

I walked towards my seat and thought, 'this family isn't included in the people who'll be punished in the future, no? I wanna enjoy this luxury till the day I die, you know.'.

'Humanity? Why would I save it? It's not worthy enough to destroy Isayama-sensei's masterpiece and to prevent everyone's character development.', I thought as I felt the corner of my lips curved upwards.

"Aren't we in a good mood today, my sweetheart?" I heard a woman's gentle voice snapped me back to reality.