1 The new guy

I awaken to a loud bang outside. I hop out of bed and run to my window. I see a big moving truck and three people unloading boxes. I hope my new neighbor isn't loud because my last one threw parties every Friday. I was never able to play video games in peace. Maybe it's a woman who is a good cook, or a family with children. I hope not, don't get me wrong kids are great but little kids are sticky and loud. I just want peace and quiet. I'm being nosy and watching them unload the truck, all the men are wearing uniforms so I know that they aren't my neighbor. Who is it? As I'm scanning the street for them I see a unfamiliar man. That must be him. He's cute, Damn, now I have to deal with a man bringing home women every night. I'll have to hear his door slam. The first time I wake up due to loud noise I swear to God I'm gonna.... I suddenly hear a knock on my front door. Who could it be. I open the door and see the new guy. I'm standing there staring at his beautifully sculpted face. It's feminine yet manly, he looks like a painting he's so beautiful and handsome. If I wasn't already gay I surely am now. "ummm hello...are you okay?" I snap back into consciousness. "Oh hello your the new neighbor nice to meet you." He has such an innocent face and even his voice is feminine. " Hello I'm Leo I just wanted to get to know my new neighbors." I giggled. "I'm the only friendly neighbor around here the others are cranky old people!" You can tell he has to go so I wave farewell but not before I give him my number, you know in case he needs anything. Like if he needs tucked in or help in the shower, you never know. Sometimes I think I'm to gay. I basically leave a trail of rainbows every where I go.

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I get a text from someone. Did he already contact me? Nope. It's my friend Jason asking me to meet him at a bar. Jason is handsome and manly he looks like a bad boy but he is the total opposite, but he's straight trust me that's how I met Jason we were in an old bar and I bought him a drink. He accepted not wanting to be rude so I walked up to him. I had this whole pick up line ready to go, but as I reached his table he looked at me with a stupid grin and said "Sorry buddy I don't swing that way but I would love to be your friend." So we talked all night and yep he was straight. I still flirt with him just to annoy him. Like when he's talking to a cute girl I'll walk over and call him my baby or grab his hand. The woman usually feels akward and leaves. He doesn't get angry tho we just both laugh. I'm at the bar and I can see Jason but I can't make out the silhouette of the man beside him. I walk closer and I recognize him, it's Leo. Jason spots me "hey David over here!" I walk over and Leo gives me a funny look. Jason proudly grabs Leo's arm "this is my baby bro Leo." Jason told me he had a "gay" younger brother. JACKPOT!