30 The reward of all the previous problems
Ignoring the magical girl fall silent and the bespectacled devil girl blushing in the underworld.
Under the moonlight coming in from the crack in the window and the room lights being turned off.
The camera still showed Eiji lying with Lala in his bedroom while naked.
Miss System who heard the confusion of her host certainly couldn't stay silent, right?
¶{Cough! Let me explain!}
¶{It's been almost 10 hours since you passed out.}
¶{Before when you unleashed your [Phoenixfire Convergence] magic against Serafall's [Celsius Cross Trigger].}
¶{You...}
"So who won?" Eiji asked with some impatience.
¶{.....}
¶{You won, though you also lost, host.}
"What do you mean I won and I also lost, Miss System?"
Eiji was confused, he really didn't understand.
To be honest he did remember.
During the previous duel, he had used the magic spell [Phoenixfire Convergence] using all his remaining magic power.
He remembered that he managed to repulse Serafall's [Celsius Cross Trigger], even destroying the woman's frozen wonderland using the extreme heat coming from the high-level fire magic he unleashed.
But the moment that happened, his vision went dark and he fainted.
He must have fainted because he ran out of magic energy at that moment.
¶{What you remember is true, host. You managed to withstand one attack from Serafall which means you did win.}
"Ah... Now I remember Serafall did say something about withstanding one of her attacks or something."
"But why did you say I lost too, Miss System?"
Eiji asked again, honestly he felt a bit dazed right now.
Whether it was because he overexerted himself using all his magic in one attack before.
Or is this a side effect when people just wake up from their stupor?
Honestly, this was actually the first time he felt the feeling of being fainted.
Even in his previous life, he had never fainted.
So fainting was a new feeling for him.
¶{Yes... in that duel you did win, but host... Serafall was clearly holding back. From the start she didn't use her full power for fear of you becoming an ice statue and dead.}
Eiji widened his eyes, now he just remembered.
It was true that Serafall was not using her full power judging from her [Celsius Cross Trigger] scale.
"So what happened after I fainted?"
¶{After you fainted, while the Phoenix bird magic you released was still active. Serafall unleashed another ice magic to instantly destroy the Phoenix bird by freezing it into a beautiful ice bird statue}.
"...."
¶{Now in the demon forest of the underworld, there is a giant ice bird statue that might become a tourist attraction.}
"...."
¶{And the demon forest...}
"Okay enough about the demon forest, I'm not interested in hearing about it. What else happened after that?"
"Why am I even in my bedroom with Lala hugging me naked?"
¶{Finally you asked why you were even here. Normally if it was someone else, they would have asked this earlier, right?}
Miss System couldn't help but complain about her host.
Eiji fell silent.
He honestly didn't ask about this earlier because he already had a rough guess.
For example when he fainted.
Serafall took him to girls like Lala, Sona, Rias and the others.
Then the girls look worried and ask if he is okay?
Serafall might answer he was fine, just fainted due to running out of magic inside his body and blah blah blah.
But not sure if Serafall recognized that in this duel he was the winner?
Facing the curious girls, especially her younger sister.
What would Serafall's answer be?
¶{Cih, this is the first time I've seen someone who guessed the situation this far after she fainted. Even those protagonists, many of them will definitely be confused and bewildered until someone tells them what happened.}
Eiji was surprised, was it just him or did Miss System like to insult the protagonists these days?
It seemed like she was influenced by his bad habits.
¶{Yes it's your fault, I caught your bad habit.}
"So... I guessed right?"
He wanted to change the subject.
Miss System rolled her eyes somewhere and said: ¶{Almost. Serafall did take you when you fainted. She carried you as if you were a princess of a certain Kingdom and she...}
"Skip! Skip! There's such a shameful thing? I don't want to hear it!"
Eiji's lips twitched.
A big man like him being carried like a princess by a woman?
And the woman was still Serafall whose height only reached his chest?
Just imagining that scene made him feel extremely embarrassed.
When I fainted, I lost my face.
¶{Hehehe that scene is good, host. If you want, I can give you an image straight into your brain.}
"No! Delete all data about that and you must not share it with anyone including me."
Eiji seriously said to his system.
Miss System clucked her tongue, she could not go against her host's orders.
¶{Cih!}
"Oi."
¶{Yes yes I understand, there's no way I'm disobeying my host's orders, right?"
"What's with the question mark? I feel like what you're saying isn't convincing, Miss System."
Eiji's face looked flat, he couldn't even enjoy the beautiful girl who was hugging him while naked.
The conversation with Miss System made his erection subside and he was not interested in doing anything to Lala other than hugging her body like a warm and soft bolster pillow.
¶{By the way after that Serafall teleported out of the demon forest and brought you to girls like Lala and the others. It was almost similar to your guess, except Serafall lightly admitted that she lost the deul and you won, host.}
Although Eiji wanted to complain that his system changed the subject by continuing the previous topic.
But he was surprised to hear Serafall admit her defeat so casually?
With her sister-complex, she didn't make excuses and declare I lost the duel?
"Then...."
¶{Serafall approves of your relationship with Sona, but I'm not sure what about the bet you made with her.}
"Oh?" Eiji widened his eyes, he remembered that he won the duel. Serafall was also willing to be his woman, but considering what actually happened in the duel...
He sighed.
¶{What's up host? You won. Doesn't that mean you'll get two beautiful sisters as your ladies?}
"I did succeed with Sona, but Serafall... Let's think about it later."
"After that Lala took me back to my home using her teleportation device, right?" Eiji asked while stroking the girl's pink hair.
The girl moaned slightly in her sleep, but she didn't wake up and hugged him tighter with a smile.
Looking at her long eyelashes and wet pink lips that kissed his muscular chest.
Eiji could not help but be mesmerized by the sight.
"Beautiful..."
Even his erection that had already passed, began to erect again.
His dick started to harden again on the girl's ass cheeks.
"....."
At this moment, he felt like fucking Lala madly.
Damn it.
{Ahem! The answer to your question is yes. But Host, do you want to rape the sleeping Lala right now?}
"Of course not. I'll only do it when she's awake and wants it too."
¶{.... You're too soft, host}
Eiji rolled his eyes.
"I just don't want to be a rapist bastard, okay?"
¶{Even though Lala's your fiancé}
"Yeah."
{Tsundere.}
"Who is... Tsk, forget it."
He was almost in denial like a Tsundere.
Eiji sighed, he could hear Miss System's giggling voice.
This girl....
Too bad, Miss System is a virtual screen without a body.
So he can't slap her ass in this situation.
Although he once thought Miss System was really a person with a body, but that was just his guess.
¶{.....}
¶{Host, you haven't checked your reward yet today.}
"Oh, sure. Let's take a look now."
Miss System was sly, she distracted him with the reward.
Even so, Eiji was also curious what reward he got this time?
You know, he had handled a lot of trouble because of the heroine and protagonist today.
I hope the reward from the system is not so stingy.
¶{Ding! It was detected that the host has changed the plot in the [To Love Ru] franchise.}
¶{Successfully changed 3.5% of the plot of [To Love Ru] by ruining the relationship of protagonist Rito and heroine Haruna. Haruna's liking for Rito went down, Lala even felt disgusted by him.}
¶{Ding! Congratulations host, you got "Doku Doku no Mi (Improved version with no flaws in the original work)"}
"Doku Doku no Mi? Isn't this..."
Before he finished speaking, Miss System had not finished.
There was still another reward that left him speechless.
¶{Ding! It was detected that the host has changed the plot in the [Highschool DxD] franchise.}
¶{Successfully changed 6.4% of the plot of [Highschool DxD] by making Serafall approve of your relationship with Sona and she herself became more interested in you~ The road to "Shimaidon" is not impossible for you, host.}
"...."
Are you serious about the last one?
Shimaidon?
Something somewhat similar to Oyakodon but done to two sisters instead of a mother and daughter?
I knew that.
¶{Ding! Congratulations host, you get "Strawberry Flavored Sperm (Any woman who tastes your sperm, the chances of them getting hooked and liking you will increase)"}
"All the rewards this time are good...."
"Wait, Miss System. What's with the last reward?"
"Strawberry Flavored Sperm? Are you kidding!?"
..
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In a small rented apartment not far from Eiji's house.
Zastin had just returned from his workplace.
He entered the room of the apartment he rented with a dirty black T-shirt, gloves, and a yellow hat.
Because his King assigned him to live on Earth.
He naturally had to pretend to be human and blend in like any other human while keeping an eye on Lala and her fiancé.
He even worked to earn his own money so that people on earth would consider him normal even though he could sell his things from the planet Deviluke; to earn money quickly.
But no, he didn't.
His king didn't tell him to do that, so he did it in his own way.
"...."
*Bip Bip!*
At this moment, the alien's communication device beeped and it appeared that the King was contacting him.
He hurriedly received the call from his King and a holographic screen appeared showing a small boy sitting on the throne.
That figure was of course his King.
Zastin immediately knelt down respectfully.
"Your Majesty."
"Yo, Zastin. How are things going over there?"
"Everything is going well, Your Majesty. Including the intruders from the other galaxy that you deliberately let in... They are all dead at the hands of Lala-sama's fiancé."
Zastin then explained the details.
Blah blah blah where he even secretly watched the battle in the underworld in his own way without anyone knowing.
If Eiji was here and heard this, he would be shocked.
Although he was curious about where the aliens who attacked him came from.
He didn't really care because he thought it was only a matter of time before he found out a lot of things out there.
And sure enough.
Lala's father, King Deviluke.
Gid Lucione Deviluke.
He laughed at Zastin's report.
His expression in the projection looked happy and satisfied.
"Interesting. Eiji Seiya was able to kill those C grade galactic assassins? Well at least he should be able to do so if he wants to marry Lala and become the Galactic King after me."
"Then Zastin... Did you tell that boy?"
Zastin shook his head.
"I haven't, Your Majesty. After the previous battle. Lala-sama's fiancé, Eiji Seiya collapsed because he was exhausted fighting the residents of the supernatural faction in the underworld."
"He is now recuperating with Lala-sama at his home."
Hearing this, Gid was silent for a long time and said: "It's been a long time since I communicated with those people from the supernatural faction."
"Zastin, you should immediately tell Eiji Seiya later. And by the way..."
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
Zastin looked at his King, he was still wearing his work clothes.
Not his armor, but his work clothes on earth.
"...Zastin, where is your armor?"
"Ah... It's there, I kept it, Your Majesty."
"Oh, and what are you wearing now?"
"My work clothes."
"Work? What work?"
Gid was confused.
Pretty sure he just asked Zastin to keep an eye on his daughter and her fiancé secretly while staying on earth.
Why is the captain of his royal army working on earth instead?
Doing the work of people on earth?
Zastin lightly said, "I work as a construction worker."
"The pay is decent, I can rent a small apartment near where Lala-sama and her fiancé live, and I can buy food and daily necessities."
"Don't worry Your Majesty! This mission, I will definitely do it in secret, hide my identity, blend in with the humans without making anyone suspect that I am your subordinate!"
"...." Gid.
Secret Mission?
When?
But okay... Zastin looks excited to do it.
If I say what he did was wrong after he worked so hard.
I kind of feel sorry for him.
So let's just give him some motivation.
"As expected of the captain of my royal army and my trusted subordinates."
"Good job, continue your work, Zastin!"
Zastin clenched his fist, he was very happy and proud that his King praised him.
He loudly replied.
"Yes Your Majesty! I will definitely do my best!!"
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A/N 2: I know some of you complained about the characters' personalities not fitting in the original work and the jokes I made might make you cringe. Sorry to disappoint you, but this story focuses on comedy and not taking itself too seriously. I also didn't want to make the book have dark elements where the heroes are more intelligent and cunning to utilize Eiji's inner voice to their advantage which can put Eiji at a disadvantage. If it harms the protagonists I'll do it, but Eiji won't be harmed. At least I won't make Eiji suffer for nothing. The heroines certainly wouldn't all side with him, for example like Haruna. But it won't be at a level where Eiji will be so disadvantaged that it makes the reader or myself uncomfortable. In the end Eiji would get all the heroines and the protagonists would just get a lot of green hats. This story is that kind of story and it's on an easy level where the heroines easily fall in love with Eiji.
