6 The girl who fell in the bathroom
Ding
There was a familiar sound, but it wasn't the sound of the system, it was the sound of the oven that had finished baking something inside.
A blond boy in a white apron like a master chef was about to open the oven door...
But no, he stopped and opened a drawer to put on heatproof gloves first before finally proceeding to open the oven door and take out the contents onto the table.
A very delicious aroma billowed out, making the boy smile with satisfaction.
"..."
"It's pizza, by the way is it necessary to show the cooking scene?"
"Host, are you talking to me?
The blond boy was of course Eiji who had returned to his home.
"No, not you and you won't understand. So forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything before."
¶{.....}
It's already night, the sun has set and the sky is decorated with the moon and stars.
In a two-story house located in Kuoh town and not far from his school.
This was his home, the one he bought because his real home was in another world.
Um, it's not time to talk about the other world yet.
So for now, Eiji had prepared his own dinner, after finishing dinner and drinking a glass of fresh sheep's milk that he kept in the refrigerator.
Wiping his mouth with his hand, he glanced at the wall clock in his house and it showed 8pm.
Precisely at hour...
"19:46..."
"And I haven't showered yet."
"System, I'll go take a shower first."
¶{You don't have to tell me as if I can wait somewhere else, host.}
¶{I am connected to you, your soul to be exact and I am in you.}
"So? You're coming to bathe with me and watch me bathe, Miss System?"
¶{...I'm not denying that, after all I am your system. It makes sense that I have to stay online 24/24 every day to constantly monitor my host for his safety, right? Please ignore me and bathe as usual.}
"..."
Miss System said that so what else is there to argue about?
Eiji asked just because he was curious, after all this was the first time he had a system like the protagonist in that novel and he actually had some unimportant questions that were often ignored by the protagonists in that novel or anime.
Fortunately from Miss System's feminine sounding voice. The other party should at least be female, right?
Since Miss System was female, Eiji didn't mind the other party watching him take a bath.
He wouldn't blush, or make a big deal out of a small matter like this by shouting.
Ah!
System, you hentai!
You pervert, bla bla bla for the sake of a crisp funny plot.
"How stupid..."
¶{....}
Eiji sighed, he had already taken off all his clothes and got into the bathtub.
Feeling the bathtub water with lots of cool foam, from inside the bathtub, he could also see the view of the moon from the window right beside him.
In a very relaxing moment like this, he suddenly remembered something that upset him.
"I hate Yuuya, that lucky bastard is too humble and herbivorous..."
¶{No, why are you suddenly scolding the protagonist of another franchise that doesn't even have anything to do with you...}
"I hate Rio too, that fool only has a handsome face and silver hair, but his mentality really disgusts me."
¶{Oke, stop.}
"The harem genre, but it's over **volumes, and the protagonist is still a virgin with a lot of beautiful girls surrounding him."
¶{Host...}
"Obviously he didn't have to think too much and just accepted his childhood friend's love. Um... What's her name? Miharu. Yes, that girl is quite pretty."
¶{Hey...}
"Forget Rio's protagonist, but Yuuya's protagonist..."
¶{Stop, stop host! You have to stop right there! Otherwise... Those guys will spray you!}
The system's virtual screen kept flashing in front of his eyes with a yellow square danger logo that read "DANGER".
Instead of being scared or worried, Eiji found the warning amusing.
He wondered if in addition to displaying this, could the system display the latest movie from his previous life?
¶{Can! I can! Let's just stop and watch the movie, I can even display spoilers for the unreleased movie The Meg 2!}
Miss System coaxed as if coaxing a brat who spoke badly about others behind their backs.
Such actions are really naughty.
Aren't you afraid of being sprayed by people on the other side?
Eiji held his chin with one hand, he seemed to be considering Miss System's offer.
"What about subtitles? I'm not good at English."
¶{... Don't you speak English now?}
"Author translates English for me."
"And you too."
¶{Right... Me too... I almost forgot about that.}
"Yeah, we're not good at English."
¶{Un...we do.}
"..."
Seeing her host start bathing as usual, even forgetting about the movie talk; Miss System let out a sigh of relief.
Finally this guy stopped looking for trouble with his mouth.
"By the way Miss System, I just remembered... Earlier, after I complained about Issei and Rito, I hadn't checked my reward."
¶{Ah right... Want to check it now? In the bathtub?}
Eiji rolled his eyes, he rinsed the shampoo in his blonde hair with water and it looked shiny now.
Leaning against the bathtub, he stared at the virtual screen in front of him as if using it as a mirror.
Seeing himself in the reflection of the system's virtual screen, Eiji nodded in satisfaction.
¶{... Hey what's your answer, and can you not use me as a mirror?} Miss System asked dissatisfiedly, her voice even sounding a little annoyed.
"Of course check now. I felt my luck against sky when I was in the bathtub."
"So I must have gotten a good reward."
This confidence...
Where did it come from?
Also, when did you get lucky?
You're just saying nonsense!
Miss System silently complained, now she had a rough idea of what kind of person her host was on the first day they bonded on the same boat.
This person is...
Go ahead, just do the job professionally.
¶{Ding! It was detected that the host has changed the plot in the [Highschool DxD] franchise.}
¶{Successfully changed 6.9% of the plot of [Highschool DxD] by making heroines Rias and Akeno feel disgusted at protagonist Issei.}
¶{Ding! Congratulations host, you got the [BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm] character card!}
"WTF BoBoiBoy! That's quite surprising, but when or rather what did I do to make Rias and Akeno feel disgusted at protagonist Issei?"
Eiji was confused.
This morning he had just transferred schools, saved Yui who was about to fall down the stairs, made a good impression on her, and made the protagonist Rito angry and jealous. In the afternoon he beat up Rito and after that he went home.
Although he heard Issei's inner voice, but that was it.
He hadn't even seen that protagonist Issei and hadn't done anything to the other party!
As for Rias? He had only seen her at the window back then and coincidentally he probably did replace or rather precede the scene of Issei's first encounter with Rias back then, right?
Although Eiji just remembered this, but he was sure that none of what he had done could make Rias, and even the heroine Akeno whom he had never seen feel disgusted at Issei's protagonist.
"So Miss System, do you know something?"
Miss System was somehow a bit slow to respond and said: ¶{I don't know either, host.}
"How do you not know!? It was obviously you who mentioned that Rias and Akeno were disgusted by Issei."
"Knowing this, you don't know the details?"
Eiji narrowed his eyes, I feel like Miss System is hiding something from me...
suspicious.
Miss System: ¶{....}
¶{Ahem! Host, I really don't know the details. The system can only detect the result, while the details...}
¶{It probably requires the system to know what Rias and Akeno are thinking. The system doesn't have the ability for that, so I really don't know.}
"Really?"
¶{Yes host! Please don't doubt me, even if there's something I can't tell the host.}
¶{That must be because the system rules restrict me and definitely won't harm the host.}
Hearing Miss System explain so much was like fearing she suspected him.
Eiji did not ask further about this matter, and he also understood that the thing called System also had its own rules made by its creator.
As long as it didn't harm himself, Eiji felt fine not knowing the details for now.
Although he didn't know what Miss System was hiding from him, knowing it didn't hurt him.
He felt that was enough.
Perhaps he would naturally find out in the future as well.
For now.
"Miss System, integrate the [BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm] character card on me right now."
"This card allows me to possess the power of that character, right?"
Eiji had heard of this kind of thing in several novels with system protagonists, and he could already guess what the function of this character card was.
So don't waste time explaining the obvious and just use it.
¶{Yes host, just as you thought.}
¶{Ding! Start integrating the [BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm] character card on the host.}
A few seconds later.
The process has been completed.
¶{Ding! Successfully integrated the [BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm] character card. The host can now use the power of the character according to the character card's fusion level with the host.}
¶{For the [BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm] character card, it took 1 week for the fusion process to reach 100%}
¶{Current fusion level: BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm (8%)}
¶{PS: Once the character card fusion reaches 100%. The host can use 100% of the character's full power and make the character's power his own; it can even be developed according to the power of the host in the future}.
Eiji listened to what Miss System said well, and at this moment he did feel a new power flowing inside his body.
Although the fusion level had only reached 8%, stretching one finger out of the water, he focused the power into his index finger and at that moment a red lightning bolt was instantly created at the tip of his finger.
It gathered and turned into a mini red lightning ball that matched his imagination.
BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm
This is actually one of the powers that the protagonist of a certain franchise named BoBoiBoy possesses.
BoBoiBoy, is actually a type of protagonist with elemental powers.
At his peak, he has many elements that he can master and can even combine into new elements so that his power can reach level 4-C or can also be said to be a small planet level.
Eiji himself doesn't really remember the franchise, and he only watched the animation until BoBoiBoy unlocked a new element that made him BoBoiBoy Galaxy.
BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm, just one of BoBoiBoy's tier 2 elements in the original work and it allows him to have the power of red lightning which is certainly much stronger than ordinary lightning.
Now Eiji had this power and he was actually excited.
Although BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm was far inferior to BoBoiBoy Galaxy, but among the elements that BoBoiBoy possessed. BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm's red lightning element is the element with the best destructive capacity among the tier 2 elements in the BoBoiBoy franchise.
The point was that the reward this time was satisfactory and it was still the first day he got the system.
Among the time travelers or protagonists with systems, he could definitely be called a cheater, okay?
No, his power development is very cheating!
In one day, he was already this strong, what about one month, two months, or one year in the future?
At that time Eiji would be able to confidently fight the final boss in his world.
The other party had Multi-Solar System level strength that was basically probably comparable to Multiverse level.
That level of power was terrifying, he also didn't really know how strong the final boss on his homeworld was.
But whatever, he was still in the process of leveling up and didn't need to think about fighting the final boss on his homeworld.
Just think about it in the future.
For now, it's his superhuman senses that have been enhanced, especially after integrating the BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm character card.
He sensed something approaching him, or rather, appearing right above him while he was in the shower!
"Someone wants to attack me? Who? Is it Rito? He's coming for revenge!?"
Eiji was about to get up from the bathroom with lightning speed, but Miss System suddenly stopped him in a panic.
¶{Stop host! This is a good opportunity! Don't move, otherwise you'll miss the main heroine!}
"Main heroine? Who is the heroine who has a plot appearing in the bathroom..."
"Wait, don't tell me..."
Eiji realized something and at the same time it appeared.
A pink-haired girl, without any clothes appeared in the air or rather it fell right on top of his bathtub!
Eiji who was bathing, was of course crushed by the girl's body and felt a soft object pressing against his face.
There was also a rubbery texture on his face.
As a person, cough. I mean an MC who doesn't want to miss a good opportunity by freezing or blushing like a herbivorous protagonist in another franchise.
He, Eiji Seiya, would definitely blush or freeze in this situation!
Since it's an accident, of course don't blame him for accidentally doing something bad!
As the girl's body had just fallen on top of his, he reached out one of his hands to squeeze the pink-haired girl's big breasts and his other hand slid to her ass.
Not only did he squeeze, he also caressed what he was holding; making the pink-haired girl moan.
"Ahh~~"
"W-Wait, Ah~ can you not touch... Ah, no!"
"No, don't touch my tail, ohh~~"
The pink-haired girl's body trembled, Eiji could see her pink eyes glazed and misty; drool even dripped from her mouth as she wrapped her slender arms around his neck.
In one of Eiji's hands, he was indeed holding the tail that grew around the girl's ass and he deliberately squeezed the heart-shaped tip of the tail.
The tail was thin and black in color, looking like a succubus' tail.
But putting that aside, he opened his mouth and ate one of the girl's breasts.
All those movements were done in 0.1 second after the two collided so anyone could see that it was not intentional.
It was basically an accident.
Eiji wanted to tell that with his movements to the pink-haired girl who seemed to almost cum in his arms.
The bodies of the two were in a bathtub full of foam, and of course made the girl also wet along with him.
After the two of them continued in that position for two minutes.
"Oh! Ohh! I feel weird! Something is coming out of my pussy. Please stop touching me there, otherwise I'll... Ahh! Ahh! It's coming out~~!!"
Twitch.
Twitch.
The pink-haired girl twitched many times before completely collapsing in Eiji's arms, and she seemed to faint.
Eiji immediately got up and got out of the bathtub with the girl in his arms.
Looking at the girl's familiar face that looked very beautiful.
He was now completely convinced the other party was the heroine!
And it was the kind of main heroine that the plot said.
She should have fallen in the protagonist's bathroom.
But look at it now.
"Why did this girl fall in my bathroom?"
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And...
For some people who complain that Eiji's story or complaints about the original work are not appropriate. I already said in the previous chapter, in the chapter notes I emphasized that let's just say that the fictional work Eiji mentioned is an AU version with a version of Rito/Issei/Other protagonists that is worse than the original work.
It's a fanfic after all so why are people complaining that it has differences from the original work. I'm saying this because some of the reviews don't make sense and I'm deleting them because I've given warnings in the previous chapters.
Also about the reader who felt Eiji looked like a Chinese young master? Okay, I even did it on purpose and honestly my writing style does resemble author china and I like it.
The idea/theme of the inner voice itself came from one of my favorite Chinese novels. I was influenced after reading a novel with such a theme and sorry for those of you who might feel disgusted by china related things imao? Well... Thanks for those of you who read:)
