2 [ Deb ] and Haruka 1: Alone Together

"Alrighty! I'm back!" I declare my fabulous entrance via the gateway I just made. I just got back from getting snacks from Earth, especially from Japan. Well, I went around everywhere, so my hands and back are saddled on me like a pack mule full of chips, puddings, desserts, pastries, almost everything I could carry on me. Its not like I have a separate dimension's worth of storage.

"Ah. Welcome back." I was greeted by my partner, Haruka. She's a demigod just like me, also chosen by Ophelia. She has a much more on the nose ability and aptitude than mine, but hey, I'd rather not let myself get down just because she can control all elements, alright? Totally not. Yeah, no, totally not. Seriously.

"Take some of these off of me, will you? 70% of these snacks were ordered by you two. And you ordered 50% of it." I say, shambling over to the woman who was sitting on a very comfortable floor chair with premium back support. Mmm... back support... god dammit, my back hurts from these snacks.

"Sorry, sorry." She laughed sarcastically whilst cracking a smile before she got up, her long and graceful kimono following her form. Lia's quite stacked herself, but honestly? I feel like Haruka's much... much... uh... I can see her cleavage? Cleavage? Kimono??? Ah crap, she's approaching! Deb, look at her face. A gentleman looks more at the maiden's eyes than her body! Well, if she flaunts it then 1:1. Both gets the male's attention.

"Here, your entire order's on both my arms. I made sure to not damage yours for I fear what you can do to me." In accordance to my own words, I instantly regretted it as the wave of fear I referred to wash over me while I go over the thoughts of what she can do to me. She leaned down in front of me, flashing those- oh my Lia they are bigger up close. The next moment, my hands were relieved of its snack-ly burden, those plastic bags now in her hands.

"You really shouldn't have said that, huh?" Haruka smiled at me, before turning around to slap me with her nine whole fluffy tails across the cheek. Both cheeks. She saw me looking. Well, to be fair, I'm not the most subtle person, and she's sharp to boot. I just got tailed in the face.

"I would've anyway. You're scary." I rub my cheeks with my free hands, and set down the bag on my back on the low table, blocking her entire workspace. I sat down beside her, flat off the floor. Sadly, I never had premium floor chair privilege the same as... oh. I was pleasantly wrong, I have been given premium floor chair privilege.

"As thanks. I hate that you covered the desk though." said the foxgirl as she put the Lia bag of sweets off of the table opposite of her. It rolled off of the table and just sat there, flipped. We heard a few crunching and plastic wrapping getting rustled. A cold sweat ran down both of our spines. Lia doesn't like her snacks tampered. Not at all.

"Shit, revert it back." There was palpable panic in the brunette foxgirl's composed face. My lips curl into a smile. It wasn't my fault this time! Haha! YOU LOSE TODAY, HARUKA!

"No." I smirk, feeling incredibly triumphant of this fact. I lean back on my premium floor chair, taking my small portion of the snacks and snacking on them peacefully.

"I'm taking away your premium floor chair privilege if you don't." She threatened me by gripping the hems of my cloak, shaking me as I eat chips.

"You're unable to, I think." I merely say. With the power of my words, she has been quite literally rendered unable to take away my premium floor chair privilege.

"I'm hoooome! Deb, where's our snackies?" In enters our silver-haired, ephemerally glowing and radiating employer, best friend, and sibling-like goddess. Haruka froze, her nine tails also frazzling and standing straight in intense fear.

"Right here, Lia." I merely point to the largest plastic bag by the table, while Haruka looked at me and Lia to and fro.

"Lia, I can explain-" Well, before Haruka could actually explain, she got... I can't even begin to explain what happened. And I'm a songwriter and a storyteller.

So much for our little alone time together.