Whoa!!

When John woke up he looked around him and well he did not get scared or terrefied no he got thunderstuck because there Is an island floating in the sky and then he heard a voice. well a gruff voice of a drunk old man: "so you're finaly here my soccesor im like bored of this shit there's weakilngs every where do you believe It even in the demon realm!!! i didn't find someone worthy and then boredom saved me, and i looked in the minor realms and then i found you!!",, John could hear his voice even when his like 1 kilometer away : "ok who are you old man and where am i?", Old man : "well my name Is kakashi shogun and you'r in the void realm why don't you come up and i'll tell you everything" .. John didn't know what to do there's this drunk old man that Is tilling him to come into this japanese weird looking mansion on this floating island and there Is not even ladders or stairs does he expect from him to fly or somthing well he's the only person here John's mom told him not to go with strangers but fuck It lets do this* thaught John,, . John: "hey kakashi how do i get up there, and first of all what am i standing on, this Is weird its like im standing on water", .. Kakashi :" oh! i forgot you cant fly yet. then ill come to you hold on a second"... And then he saw him *this old man could fly like a superhero this Is crazy and he's fast too* John was gobsmacked... Kakashi flew down to him and then picked him up by the armpits like a sack of potatoes and flew him to the island...