5 Chapter 5 - Time to make a Cover (and a very long author's note)

'Alright, dont blow your cover you need to make him think you dont know him, make him think you are an ibbenese or something, ah fuck but you dont have tanned skin!!!' I had a momentary mental crisis as to how I should deal with this situation.

'Oh wait! A Valyrian! Maybe not a purebred one, a noble one....LYS! No, that wouldnt work...hmm...Oh I got it!' I finally figured out who I should call myself.

"Okay...as far as I can tell, you must be something like a nobleman, you have been drawing a lot of attention from the people around here, but that name doesnt ring a bell, I know of the kings and queens of Dorne, the kings of the stormlands, the kings of the north, and of the Targaryen that fled, but 'Oberyn Martell'? That doesnt ring a bell, so could you politely tell me who you are? I shall tell you my name afterwards." I said, slightly more overbearing than him, so as to make him think I was a noble, maube not from Westeros, but a noble nonetheless...

"Huh, you dont know the martells? Nymeros-Martell?" He asked, losing the overbearing tone, and becoming more questioning.

"No. My name is Cassius Van Helsing, of Tyria." I said, getting some looks from the people around us, and getting a confused look from Oberyn.

(Tyria is one of the Fourteen Flames(regions?))

'A high-profile name, from a wellknown, but at the same time, unknown, place'

"Did you say Tyria? But isnt that in...Vayria...?" Oberyn asked

"Yes, It is, we were trapped in there for a while. We managed to find a safe way out, and I got sent, along with my children, here, in Dorne, so could you please tell me your title?"

"That sounds very far-fetched, but you do have valyrian features... Would you like to come up to the castle so that my brother could inform you about what has been going on since the doom" He said, standing up, and gesturing for me to follow him.

'Got their attention...just gotta pull this off.' I followed him, into the castle of Sunspear.

(A/N. I just found out that I have so, so many plot holes. Imma start trying to fix up the plot holes, starting with the one I just made. Cassius (our mc) pretty much looks like a vampire, he has silver-red hair (yes targaryen features, meaning that he draws a lot of attention, and he probably should avoid Robert (Pity, I like Robert)) and red, almost purple, eyes (Valyria, so that his cover as Cassius wont be blown). He is pretty fit, not overly so, just kinda fit. His son has purple eyes, and silver hair, with a strand of black hair. His daughter (finna look like daenerys (the blackfyre one)) has purple eyes as well, but her hair is silver, with red tips (impossible but...). The kids are both 6 month and 1 day? old, twins from the same mom. Our mc will be using this name thats a ripoff from van helsing, for the rest of his life. Yes, he will probably fuck the series up, as long as I can continue writing. No, this might have a worse end than the series, but it might have a better one. Yes, our mc is going to be like the gourmet guy. Yes, I will have to stay up, searching up, and trying gourmet foods to see which is better. Yes, the writing quality is absolute doodoo. Yes, I will be making another novel for the lolz as well.)