14 New year
"Happy birthday, Bella, Bob," Pops said while handing over our gifts, Bella gained a camera and a scrapbook while ye boi acquired a fidget pen and some socks.
"Thanks, dad!" we both said, I canny wait to fidget with my pen while wearing my socks, some might think I got the worse gifts but I would have to disagree.
Socks are the best item of clothing and a fidget pen is just as cool, the only thing that could be better would be a car and alcohol but after what happened at prom I'm not allowed either.
Watching dad tease Bella for getting older made me chuckle, especially because her boy toy would stay forever young while she got old'n'grey.
*Bam*
Did she learn to read minds too or am I that easy to read? Damn woman and their sixth sense or whatever it's called.
And what's up with people hitting me recently, the only reason this god doesn't dodge is it doesn't even lay a scratch upon my mortal coil.
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Ignoring the glares being sent my way by most of the student body, me and bells made our way toward her gaggle of followers, who also glared at me.
Why can't ye all get over being drugged at prom, jeez does no one know how to have a good time or what.
Being the nice brother I am, ye boi took a group photo for them, Bella joined in on it, and after the master class photography from me, emo and Edythe arrived.
Watching the swarm of flies disperse with the arrival of corpses I couldn't help but chuckle at the irony.
*Bam*
"Domestic abuse! someone help!" I yelled when a fist impacted my head, I had done nothing wrong yet I got beaten for it.
"Shut up Bob" sighed Edythe before handing me a gift, unlike my weird ass sister I actually wanted gifts for my birthday.
"A collar... kinky," I said while holding the red dog collar in my hand, those around gave Edythe weird looks, ye all ain't ones to judge after what y'all did at prom.
"It's for Sock!" she shouted through gritted teeth, she was probably just embarrassed with her kinks being public knowledge, silly lass.
"Bella! Bob!" Doggo yelled while running towards us, what perfect timing, just got a collar then a dog appeared.
After finishing his talk with Bella he handed me a bracelet before speeding away, why did he look at the collar in such fear?
"He thought you were gonna make him wear it" came the now calm voice to my side, but that wasn't a bad shout, until next time doggo, until next time.
Heading into school I managed to watch a happy fairy and constipated dude emotionally manipulate my sister into going to a party before running away.
Damn vamps. Guess ill grace them with my presence.
****
Looking around the living room that was now filled with candles and balloons, the pixie was already snapping photos of everyone gathered.
A gift was suddenly presented to me from an unlikely source, Rosalie, opening revealed a bottle of vodka, the lass ain't too bad after all.
"Ouch, paper cut." well shit. At my thoughts, all hell seemed to break loose, constipated charged down emo who blocked his path while the others sprung to help.
I made my way over to Bella, a new wound on her arm sprouted more blood, this time all the vamps but doc froze, damn Bells always causing a hassle, everything seems to go wrong when she's around.
Laying my hand over the wound a green glow appeared for a few seconds before all the blood and wound disappeared, didn't even leave a scar.
"There ye go, all sorted," I said while looking at the now calm group, much more reasonable without the smell of blood in the area.
"How did you do that," asked the Doc, probably upset I stole his one job.
"I'm god, I can do anything I want" I replied fully convinced by what I said. "Well let's carry on with this party." I clapped my hands.
"I don't think that's a good idea" came the voice of emo, he looked to be worried about what just happened, good thing I don't care what he says.
The rest of the evening went by without a hitch, the constipated dude left shortly after the blood fiasco, leaving the rest of us to mingle, eat and open gifts.
T'was a pleasant night if you ignore my sister almost being sucked dry by a swarm of hungry corpses.
Still fun though.
****
Sitting in the backseat of Bella's car as she and emo had a very awkward talk was definitely not on my to-do list for my birthday.
Lad, I get ye don't wanna turn her but at the rate things are going ye don't really have a choice, knowing her she'll find another way to do it if given the chance.
Oi! Don't glare at me ye know im right.
Quickly leaving the car and heading to my room I wasn't surprised when I saw Edythe sitting on my bed, Sock in her lap, it's become a normal sight at this point.
"You're finally back" she greeted, I hated having to spend the car ride together with the awkward duo, but I was too lazy to move after eating all the cake.
Sitting on my bed I look towards Edythe and ask a very important question.
"Ye sure the collar ain't for you?"
*Bam*
Damn abusive woman.
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Righto laddies n lassies how goes it ye pretty lil things, I've had to spend a lot of today tidying ma caravan as ye Bois been away for a week n it ain't the best.
(ye I live in a caravan ba me self tis a great ting)
anyhoo I come bearing gifts for ye all, HP: The crazy one. bloody banger of a fic if I say so ma self so go send da author some luv from this ginger.
nother question.
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