Food

"The food's a lot better when it's cooked," I said, looking at the group of people watching me. Bella had chosen not to eat, thus leaving me to be stared at once more.

Alas, my attempt at small talk has failed. I don't know what it is with these people. Ever since they came out of the kitchen, it seems as if they are having a major life crisis.

"What's gotten y'all's panties in a twist then?" You know it's bad when even I, a god, find the silence to be too awkward and in need of breaking.

"Your power," My sister offered up, but could she be more specific? Ye boi has too many powers to count, and about half of them would scare the shit out of these plebs.

"The reality-warping one," clarified emo lass. I'll allow the intrusion into my holy mind as she is looking rather cute but know this king's kindness smiled upon you tonight.

"T-thanks," The lass squeaked out in a tiny voice. She seemed to go red at the compliment. That's what happens to those I decide to grace with my favor.

Looking around the worried dozens at the table, I had a while to think. These mongrels panic when they discover that I, a god that claimed to be a god, am actually a god.

I created this world, so I co-

"You created the world!" why does this emo man have to speak now? I had just started my evil monologue. It's customary to let one finish those.

"Yes, I created the world" what is wrong with these fools? I would have no claim to the title of God unless I had performed the act of God and made this shitty place.

"When? How? That makes no sense." Came the confused voice of my sister. I suppose it would be strange finding out your wombmate had created everything and anything before their conception.

"Ten years ago, I got bored with this mundane and boring world, so ye boi decided to spice it up a bit with vampires, though the wolf boys got added when I named doggo, it seemed," I explained to her, but it seems the revelation was too much for her.

"It seemed?" asked an increasingly pale Doc. Wow, he was handling this better than I thought, but I suppose being told your entire existence was the product of a bored eight-year-old would be world-shattering to most.

"Yeah, my mind ain't the most focus, so sometimes I create things I don't mean to" Like the dragons, they weren't the best idea I had. A pain to kill them with all the power I put into em.

"Well, I think we should head off now" I don't think their tiny smooth brains could handle another reveal of that scale. I probably shouldn't mention the flying space spaghetti monster anytime soon.

"Y-yeah" ah, at least sister hasn't changed from her antisocial self.

****

Hearing the scuffle from next door and the unmistakable voices of Bella and emo, I couldn't help but shake my head at their stupidity.

*Grrrr*

See, even sock agrees with me.

"Your mind is so jumbled," came a voice that sat on my bed. Turning revealed it to be emo lass. It seems Bella's not the only one with a late-night visitor.

"Quick! Sock attack" as the mighty beast pounces upon the foolish intruder, ready to rip out their throat. Sadly it was all for naught as a single belly rub subdued the beast into a mere house pet.

What a lousy guardian. He doesn't even defend the needed area. The first intruder into the holy land not only is lying on my bed but is also mingling with the beast meant to stop them.

"It seems your mighty beast has a major weakness," said the demon laying upon my bed, With said 'mighty beast' purring in a ball on their lap.

"What's brought upon this home Invasion," I asked the corpse on my bed. I understand why the emo boy was perving on my sister but why is emo lass here?

"Can't I visit you?" I mean, I ain't against a cute girl laying on my bed and playing with my fluffy bear, but it's a little weird, and everyone knows you don't stick your dick in crazy.

"Laying on my bed like that, are you after some coitus?" that seemed to get a stir out of her as she hopped off the bed while covering, all her previous bravo gone to the wind.

Silly little thing, it's too late to back off now.

****

We didn't perform the coitus; instead, choosing to talk throughout the night, I learned more about her past and how she turned into a vampire.

She learned of my stay in phoenix and about my family. We got along so well that I told her about my adventures with dragons and space spaghetti.

Unlike what I had expected, she didn't back off at the thought of my tales and power; instead she seemed to be enthralled by them.

What a lovely lass. Edythe, huh, what a nice name, this king shall remember it.

****

Short chap again as I'm on holiday at centre parcs, so big up if any of y'all are near Longleat ye might spot me n stuff.

But imma keep posting chaps through the week even though I'm probably gonna be hammered for 70% of it.

Ye boi also came in second at mini golf like a giga Chad.

New question for all ye.

Favorite place for a holiday?