1 prologue: a somewhat stupid death
-the endless world that has been created through the years after the great celestial war ... the devil clan will be on high again ... but someone will rise up to guide us to victory ...-
god dad: he is more and more confused ... I told you not to drink human liquor ...
seer: why? ... tequila is good ... hic ...
god dad: you should learn ...
at that moment a servant appeared who desperately ran into his master's palace, bringing some unpleasant news ...
god dad: what's up? ...
servant: sir, you've done it again ...
god dad: THAT IDIOT THAT HAS DONEOOOOOOOOO ...
*** before what happened ***
***: UFFFF I finally finish the series ... I've been waiting for a year for them to finish ... so that I can see it in its entirety with no useless filler (although I watched them anyway)
-My name is naoru, because this name ... Well, my parents said they wanted to give me a cool name and make it sound foreign ... and that's it, it's not that we say ufff what a good name but that's okay, at least they don't make fun my classmates ... that I know-
-I have a good relationship with them but they are always working from 7 to 7 ... and my brother the gift of perfection, the one of ten in the exam, the recognition for the best average in the university, the one that graduated by average. ... Ahhjj well, you understand me ... Well, he is never at home, I think he already has a girlfriend (or boyfriend) but I don't know we hardly ever talk to each other -
naoru: Well it's Sunday and I only have a few more chapters left ... Will they say how many? Well, about 30 but if I can finish it today (I hope my parents don't wake up at midnight and scold me)
The next morning 6:45 a.m.
Naoru: finally * yawn * ... I should get dressed and go to school, I feel a little dizzy but it's from lack of sleep, I think I'll sleep in class ... but I have an exam ... it will be one morning very long, I hope something happens to the teacher ...
ready naoru left the door of his house ... there was no one to say goodbye but he almost did not care, the truck did not appear when he got to the stop ... the taxis, nor their lights ... so he started running to be able to reach his class at 7 ... although he did not do anything, but with the physique that his parents inherited, no what is it, it was already late and he was breathing very hard, it seemed that at some point he was going to faint
In college
naoru: ... (I was running, there are 5 min before class starts) ... suddenly he looked up and I heard a bell ringing ... if it is the door of the video game store in the neighborhood
Naoru: (ahh that's bad luck)
Pummmmmmm (crashing through the door (I know what it sounds))
Naoru: (I hit my entire forehead ... My face was marked all over the door)
after that blow everything went black ... and hell I'm very cold ...
*** in heaven-pov kami ***
kami: damn establishment they said that this day would be this game was a pre-sale that was waiting but they say that it was delayed one more week ajjjjjj damn
open the door sharply
PPAAAAAAAMMMMMMM !!! (HIT) ... CRAAHHHSSSS (BREAKING GLASS)
Kami: ahh ... someone crashed ... well that's what happens to get in (leaving)
***1 week later***
kami papa: STUPID HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO TO EARTH
Kami: but they are only there ... it didn't end when he felt his father's aura
kami papa: the boy who crashed with you died now the council asks for compensation for the boy ... you know how much it will cost if he does not accept the reincarnation deal
kami: don't worry ... this time I won't disappoint you, I'll make him accept
kami dad: ok it's your last chance
kami: okay ...
-well now as I deceive a soul in disgrace, hahahahahaha-
**************** Unknown place- pov naoru **************
I get up in a completely white place and I ... well I'm naked ... Wait I'm NAKED !!! ... The good thing is that there is no one here
I got up and started walking ... (I don't know how long it was but I got tired) ... until in the distance I saw a 2-story house with a modern touch but keeping its classic touch of brown? I think (I don't know I'm not a woman to distinguish colors)
Out of curiosity I went in ... and I met someone ... well something like that is a person like the white fullmetal ... And I was ... Playing video games (final fantasy 7) but I did not take it too much and I approached, but he turned suddenly
3 months later
kami (thinking): where will the clueless person who does not come to reincarnate him, because he opens the refrigerator at the door now I have to stop playing to go get a soda (turning)
Naoru: hello? Who are you (scared)
kami: aaaaaaaahhhhhhh (scaring him) wait who are you? ... yyy what are you doing here? ... This is a restricted place
Naoru: (yes, well, I would like to know that, I don't know how to get there or how to leave)
kami: wait (looking at him) you are a soul ... But your life time was not over as you ended up here?
Naoru: (did this guy hear me?)
kami: yes I did but I did not remember (pulling match out of his ear (I think)) hahaha wait he checked
He searched and searched everywhere in this trail of bags of potatoes and soda, until finally he takes out a very thick and old book from one of the corners of the cabinet where the TV and the xbugs were, causing the table to wobble (who does not he has done it)
kami: well let me see .... Name?
Naoru: naoru juárez
Starting to turn the pages ... and stopping in the middle of a
Unfolding the ... making a little noise with his mouth as if he understood something
kami: aha ... If you are here mmmm (this is the noise) ... Hahahaha, how funny you were going to die at 60 years old, you had more time but the page folded making ... you ... Well ... It will expire earlier than expected ...
Naoru: WHAAAT? ... and that made you laugh damn hikikomori ... damn you were the one who screwed up my life
***: well, well calm down ... it was a small mistake this had not happened for 200 years ... if the last one was that guy Luther Rey died ... but hey what are we going to do to him (shrugging)
My life being in shock, my precious life went away due to a miscalculation of this stupid ... wait ... mmm (analyzing) well my life was not as good as it seemed but it was not bad either ... I say not nothing was missing but I wanted many more (sigh)
Naoru: well and at least will you tell me who you are ???
kami: ah ... sorry sorry I'm a god ... nice to meet you
... ... ...
Naoru: well that cliché but well (powerless)
God: wait, wait, you are not going to be surprised or anything like that mmmm ... I am God, you have nothing to say?
Naoru: well it's too cliché that God accidentally killed me I say that is always seen in an anime and manga ... but I don't want to complain
God: well if it is too cliché Then you will be prepared for what comes ... well prepared I offer you a deal do you want to accept the terms?
Naoru: (with little stars in her eyes) are you going to send me to another world? ...
God: yes but no sun ...
Without finishing explaining he is interrupted ...
Naoru: yyyyy are you going to give me cheatttttssss?
God: wuao ... (-already fell-) so if it's a good cliché, let me finish explaining to you ... There are many worlds ... and different gods that administer all these worlds ... on earth they are usually called manga and anime ... those who create these things are those who have lived there and remember only small fragments of these worlds ... which remained in their consciousness when they reincarnated
Naoru: wait ... that means that all anime are real worlds ... and why are they reincarnated on earth? Wouldn't it be in your own world?
God: well, the heavenly court gave an order that a soul not be reincarnated on its own planet ... Imagine how disastrous it would be if the soul remembers its past life ... and becomes more powerful and if it were someone bad that wishes the complete destruction of everything ... It would put an end to that reality and the court decided that they did not want to rebuild the planets every two by three when an oddity thought of destroying it ... that's why a planet was created on which there was no magic or nen or chakra or various energies, so they were reincarnated there
Naoru: ahh ... (fucking webones) ... A question who is in charge of this court ???
God: my dad why?
Naoru: (palm face) (I knew about such a father, such a son)
God: well we deviate a bit from the subject ... now tell me what world and what trap do you want (because I want to go back to play, I am left in a fast bastard cinematic) quickly that I have work to do ...
Naoru: wait (this is my chance if all the anime are real ... Then I can be in the world of Naruto, it's perfect, I just finished watching it and I already know what I want)
God: well ???
Naoru: I want to go to the world of Naruto and I want to be able to control how old I am ... I mean to grow old when I want and vice versa to be young when I want
God: only that? Come on tell me what you have in your dirty heart (with a bored gesture)
Naoru: well (you will see this damn one) I also want to be the son of a senju and an uchiha, ahh and also that my grandparents are from the uzumaki clan of the royal family (of course) ... and from the yuki clan (the ice is the clan of haku correct me if I'm wrong) AND AND AND ... I also want to have the 5 elements of chakra and also the secondary ones
God: okay ... You went over ... (raising his shoulders) but whoever sends me to promise you other things ... look, I'll give you everything you asked for, but I'm also going to give you a system ... to send some missions and of course also rewards for them ... you will also have the "shop" section but it will be blocked until further notice (I have to create it yet) ... the system will help you track your progress and it will also be easier to manage you want from there .... Well without mass
It didn't last until naoru interrupted it
Naoru: hey god mmmm ... Would it be annoying if I saw my parents one last time ??? (eyes on the floor, head down)
God: well I expected that a lot before but if mmm ... You will only be able to see and hear them, you will not be able to interact with them, understand?
Naoru: yes (with a smile) ...
*** medical pov ***
medical report: time of death 06:45 am
cause of death: cerebral thrombosis
doctor 9: (he is thinking) he was very young, the deceased had a thrombus (clot) that lodged in a vein in the forehead which dissipated easily in a few hours, what did not count was a door that opened in front of him , the blow gave way to the thrombus which led to this state, the good thing was that it fell almost instantly because I have seen many die slowly
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*** pov police ***
cause of death: hit on the forehead with a door
police: of all the pathetic deaths that I have seen, this has been the worst and needless to say the boy still if someone opened the door we would say it was an accident (at least he opened a culprit), if as you hear the boy hit himself with A door of a gaming establishment that was opened with the wind, this boy had such bad luck
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*** pov family ***
On land, 2 weeks had passed since my death and my family was in front of my grave. My mother was crying hugging my father who had a sad expression just like my brother who had a girl hugging him
Mom: I hope that wherever you are, you will be happy all your life son (sobbing)
Dad: I only wanted the best for you son ... I never wanted to hurt you with my words
Brother: I hope you have enjoyed your life brother ... and I'm sorry to be like that but I always admired you because you did the things you wanted when you wanted it ... ahh .. One more thing she is Naomi my girlfriend and future wife and (crying ) I present to you your future nephew who is about to be born (he Inca and touches the grave) you know I will give him your name
(Naoru: the good thing is that my name can be used for male and female right?)
everyone was surprised ... they had thought they heard the voice of their son / brother
Mom: son? ... Honey, did you hear it?
Dad: yes my life ... I did it, I think your brother is giving you his blessing Jose
Brother: I know dad ... Thank you brother
**************** Back in the house space ********
A treacherous tear runs down my cheek
Naoru: god didn't you say they couldn't hear me?
God: there are things that escape from ... naaaa is a created reality ... this is created by a fervent desire to want to hear your last words ... which activated that reality in which your parents could hear you ... but that had to be more unlikely than looking for a shark coming out of the sea to buy seasoning and charcoal to make a grill at sea ... I mean ridiculously unlikely ... personally I had never seen it clear until now
Thirty minutes later
God: well you know what to do ahh and something else like use more power than I should ammm you will arrive well ... but I do not know in what time you are going to leave ahhh and I forgot you will have to be born if OR YES so that you asked for several things ... well bye (a black portal appearing behind him and pushing him in the style of "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA")
Naoru: DAMN IIIITTTT!!!!!!!
End chapter hahaha
