1 The beginning!

"Oh? It seems the next victim of the mighty Truck-kun is quite lucky… or maybe I am lucky? Well whatever. Young one, you should be grateful to this great lord here." I say with quite a bit of pride.

I forgot to introduce myself. Well I am-

"W-where am I? Who are you, and why should I be grateful??" Says the cowering soul.

"I am the great Glitchy, the self-proclaimed trickster god of games, and you are in the void. You are lucky because the void kills everyone in here, other than me, of course. You are only alive because I am protecting your soul right now. To think you would survive being in the void and only lose an arm."

"WAIT WHAT? HOLY F*CK WHERE IS MY LEFT ARM?!?!"

"Pfft. You mean you didn't notice this entire time? And here I was praising you for being so calm about losing your arm. Don't worry about it anyways, your soul will heal itself after a bit of time."

"Oh thank goodness. I'm glad that I will be able to use both my arms again, but why don't you just heal my arm right now?"

"Because I don't feel like it. Why would you want a trickster god to heal you anyways?"

"Oh yeah, I never asked about that. Why are you a self-proclaimed god anyways? Isn't that rude to the real god?"

"Oi! I am a real god. I'm only self proclaimed because I am stronger than all the other gods, plus I am also a bit special. You see, I actually started off as a human, got reincarnated as you are about to be, and ended up tricking a god and obtained strength far past the limits of a human. The gods did not like that and tried to kill me, but they couldn't. Could you believe that? Even the true god couldn't kill me! Ahahahaha! Of course I couldn't kill him either. It would basically destroy universes and I really don't want to bother fixing everything. Then they sealed me in here, seemingly trying to get the void to kill me. Well, that backfired kinda, but not really! I became one with the void and now I live here because it feels weird to leave yourself behind… that and I am still sealed. XD"

"That sounds really… lonely. I am so sorry for you. But wait! I am gonna get reincarnated with wishes and stuff! Also... did you just say an emote out loud?!"

"You will be getting reincarnated with a random ability from the… drum roll please…" A drum roll starts echoing all throughout the endless void. "The Wheel of… um… Power? I never really thought of a name and I am still working on random abilities on it… but you will get something from that! You can also pick where you will be reincarnated because the gods truly made everything you can think of. Just don't wish for a very specific place. An example of that being Naruto but without Madara, or something like that. Don't know why you would want to kick out some badass, but hopefully you get what I mean."

"Uh, yeah sure. But why me? I mean I don't think I have a good karma, unless if it was those lucky situations or something."

"You actually have a lot of karma, that is why I chose you."

"Wait really?"

"Absolutely not! Your karma is actually far in the negatives from all the times you cursed god and idolized electronics. Again, you were lucky to have appeared right in front of me. I made it so everyone killed by the mighty Truck-kun was sent here."

"But isn't that killing countless souls?!"

"Yup! But hey when you're desperate for entertainment, you do some crazy things. Not even this great god here can win against his loneliness. Now are you ready to spin the wheel?"

"Yeah I am. How do I do it."

"Just state your name. I'm over here trying to be friends and telling you all about me, and you haven't even told me your name this entire time." I fake my sadness with a few sniffles. I am quite good with acting. How can I not be wonderful with an unknown amount of time to work on my skills.

"My apologies! I am Alex Zander! How rude of me! Please don't cry."

"Nice to meet you now, now let me spin this bad boy."

We finally learned his name! That means you now know that he is a male! Of course, I knew all along. But you didn't! Okay, with the introductions being done, let's finally spin this bad boy. Giving it one large tug the wheel started spinning! Oh god. This was a mistake. So many colors, I may get a seizure. Living all these years in darkness and suddenly seeing all the bright different color lights.

"Just say stop and it will slow down… please hurry."

"Okay! Stop!"

It finally starts to slow down to a speed where it doesn't threaten your life. Wait, can seizures kill you? Hell if I know. Despite being a god, I don't have omniscience or omnipresence. Not like I would want those things anyways. I have an ability similar to omniscience however. If I just asked my custom built system, it will tell me whatever! Of course I made this just so I would have omniscience but not ruin everything fun. The system does absolutely nothing but that. Getting back to the wheel, it coming to a stop now. The spinning is really pointless as each of the slots on the wheel keeps changing until it stops the rotation. But it could have just been on a timer.

"It seems that it is gonna be… gravity control. That's a pretty neat ability."

"What could I do with gravity other than help me train!?"

"Figure it out yourself! There are so many things you can do. Are you stupid or something?"

"T-that's not nice!"

"Okay okay. I'm sorry. Well have a fun time!"

"Wait! I didn't say where I want to go!"

"Ugh. Fine, where do you want to go?"

"Are you trying to get rid of me?! I want to go to Konosuba for Yunyun!"

"No."

"Excuse me? I thought you said I could go wherever."

"That would be the case but… remember how I was once a reincarnated human. Well actually I was reincarnated as Chomusuke. So I will not let you into my home world. Plus I may or may not be going after Yunyun and Megumin as my wives when I get out of here."

"That makes a lot of sense! That's why you have bat wings and neko ears and tail! But why do you have red eyes? And isn't Chomusuke a girl? Is this gender bender?"

"I was only a female cat for about an hour, so I wouldn't say it's gender bender, and I have red eyes because I thought red eyes were cool. That is also the reason why I have this cool mask and awesome looking clothes. Anyways, just pick another place. I have things for you to do."

"Fine fine! Just put me in One Piece."

"You went from Konosuba to One Piece? Those are totally different. XD"

"Don't judge me!"

"Okay okay. Have a system that only tells you your stats and occasionally gives you missions. It has a built an AI which is a tsundere loli, just to make it more difficult for you. Your only goal is to use this orb once you leave here. That will let me leave this place. Have fun~"

Finally he is gone. I need to work on being more social. I barely knew what to talk about, I just acted like a small child! Which I kinda am! XD