The Waves mission V.
Naruto was sleeping in some stinky forest until someone approached him, and he woke up. He looked up and saw a 'girl' approaching him.
"You're hot," Naruto said, pointing at the girl.
"I am a guy." The guy answered.
"I know and there is such a thing as anal, ya know."
"... But... isn't that... gay?"
"... It's not gay if it's trap... or Joebro."
"..." The guy raised his finger for an argument but realized he couldn't argue with what Naruto had just said.
"..."
Silence reigned over the forest. Both of them didn't say anything. Naruto looked around and saw the guy's basket. It had some cherries.
"Hey, can I take some of that?" Naruto said, pointing at the cherries.
"...Sure."
"Thanks, homie. They are my favorite you see." Naruto took the two cherries given by the guy and put them on his tongue while his mouth was still open.
"Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero! Lero!" Naruto went on leroing the cherries as the person in front of him watched with a darkened face.
"Lero!" Naruto gave another stroke before one of the cherries fell out. He quickly picked it up, put it back in his mouth, and started leroing.
The person just left without looking at Naruto and his 'mealtime'. The man passed by Sasuke and continued his way down.
"What are you doing here? You idiot. Don't tell me you forgot about mealtime."
Hearing Sasuke's question, Naruto spat out two cherry seeds.
"Those are cherry seeds. Hey dope, where did you get them?"
"From that girl. Wait no, guy." Naruto pointed at the person who had just passed by.
Sasuke looked back and saw no one, but he clearly remembered passing by a girl.
"I didn't get his name but his mannerisms and voice is that of a woman... No... more feminine than any woman... But he's a guy"
"Heh?!" Sasuke was surprised.
"Cuter than even Sakura-chan, and so very much hotter... But he's a guy."
"He looks great in that dress... But he's a guy."
"It's already past mealtime. And I have not eaten much except for the two cherries he gave me... But... He's a guy."
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So, I my motivation is like -69 and... I feel like I should just skip to the fight, finish it in this chapter, then move on to the Chunin exam arcs and assr*pe Orochimaru.
Comment if you think the same and no this is not an option this is an order, I don't have anymore motivation juice, I am working on steroids, my PP has gone from 6 inches to 2 inches, and I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. SO JUST DO IT. JUST DO IT.
Enjoy the rest of the chapter :)
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Land of Waves.
Bridge place or something I don't know.
Kakashi V/S Zabuza. FIGHT.
Kakashi and Zabuza were on a standoff until Kakashi started doing hypersonic hand signs.
"Doggie style: Dog Summoning-"
"Woah, woah, woah, stop right there criminal scum." Zabuza interrupted him.
"W-What?! Why?"
"What do you mean 'What'? What's doggie style?"
"Yeah, like the style of Jutsu. I'm about to use a doggie style Jutsu so..."
"That's just called summoning Jutsu. Do you even know what a doggie style means?"
"It-It not like that dude just... let's just fight, ok?"
"In the Ninja world, those who say weird Jutsu names are scum, but those that say weird sexual Jutsu names are worse than scum."
"Shut the hell up"
*Shows middle finger*
<Doggy style: Dog Summoning Jutsu>
Several dogs puffed into existence as Kakashi and Zabuza started to fight.
Meanwhile 69 inches away...
Sasuke was fighting Haku (the guy who looks like a girl's sounds like a girl, dresses like a girl and gave Naruto those Cherries a while back).
"Itachi nii-san warned me not to use these just yet but got no choice." He closed his eyes and then opened them dramatically, showing a 2 tomoe Sharingan. Don't ask when he got them.
A few moments later.
Sasuke got his ass clapped.
Another few moments later.
Naruto joined in and both of them did a Caesar pose before getting their ass clapped again.
Another few moments later.
Sasuke has evolved.
Another few moments later.
Sasuke almost died protecting Naruto from Haku's ice attacks. Naruto, seeing Sasuke lose consciousness in his hands, gritted his teeth and hugged him close to check his heartbeat and make sure he was alive.
"In this situation, the only thing that can beat me is-"
Haku's speech was interrupted by Naruto's blood-red eyes and a violent surge of Chakra, the Chakra form in the shape of a fox as it roared,
"Ma!!"
The surge of Chakra destroyed the ice mirrors created by Haku, leaving only the original him. Then a fist made of pure Chakra formed above Naruto as it extended and squashed Haku like a pulp.
"An anime rage moment my one weakness."
Meanwhile 69 inches away.
Zabuza had both his arms wounded in the fight with Kakashi. He looked around and found Haku defeated by Naruto and Sasuke.
"Its over now Zabooboo."
"Your boy-toy died, Zabooboo. Don't you care?" asked Naruto with teary eyes.
"No."
"He tried his best for you and he was really hot and he almost killed Sasuke, but I still think he is pretty hot."
"Yeah kid... he was really hot." Zabuza turned to Naruto and answered with teary eyes.
"No, he wasn't." Gato popped out of nowhere with his goons.
"That guy was ugly and transexual." Zabuza, hearing this, got a tick mark on his forehead as he clenched his fist and his eyes went blood red from anger.
"I kill people for a living and even I am not low enough to say something so vile. I stand for trans rights, time to do something badass."
Zabuza then proceeded to commit mass murder on the men. After said mass murder, Zabuza fell down from exhaustion. He was then placed next to Haku so that he could see his face one last time.
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A/N: And then they f**ked.
Some loli sitting on Author's lap: Segs.
Thank you for reading this Chapter and all the love and support you have shown for this Fanfic.
Yours sincerely,
You thought it was Author, but it was me Rickroll.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Credit to UwUami for editing