Chapter 2 The Goddess

Waking up surrounded by nothing isn't the greatest feeling in the world. Somehow standing/floating not like I could tell the difference in the pure white area I found myself in.

Thinking to myself wondering if this was the almighty void they always have in other fanfics. "Aren't voids supposed to be pure black similar to space?" I whisper to myself. "well it can be whatever I want and sitting in the dark all the time doesn't sound very pleasing." A neutral voice says from behind me. I spin around to find a black orb behind the only other thing in this space.

Slowly relaxing and coming to acceptance of where I am and the obvious God standing in front of me. "well am I dead then?" I say to God floating in front of me. "nope, you're at the beach." I stare at it with an expressionless face. *cough *cough "I mean don't ask stupid questions if you don't want stupid answers." *sigh "Fair enough I mean I did lay in pain for hours so this is to be expected, why did it have to be a toy car?" I question the pitiful/comical death I had.

In a completely serious voice one, I didn't expect to hear almost a feminine charm that it didn't have the first time it spoke. "budget cuts." I wonder how a God could be worried about money but I decide I don't wanna spend more time here than I have to. "I assume get three wishes or something, isn't that how this works?" I ask wondering if I can finally live a happy life in some other world. "of course I mean I did have truck-kun kill you for my entertainment, I mean you were unfortunately hit by a car so it's only reasonable for some kind of gift." Are you serious this God killed me for its entertainment?

Thinking immediately about what I can ask for to screw this God over for what it did to me. "ok first I want the most advanced AI system I can get, a sweet loli voice would be nice." sounding almost displeased at what I requested. "what are you a pedophile or something? You'll get a basic one with a status screen and without voice, you weirdo." thinking to myself yea maybe what I asked for was a little weird, having a young-sounding girl whispering in my head all the time. "ok fair enough...

For my second wish, I want to reincarnate into the Harry Potter world." Thinking of all the things I can do learning magic and studying at Hogwarts, not even thinking about how Voldemort is killing thousands for no reason at all. "that's acceptable. I have you born around the same time as harry and obviously, you'll have magic. Would be funny if I made you a squib tho." It whispers the last part so I didn't hear. "ok for my third wi..." I felt a force immediately shove me out of the space I was in. "Ah finally, he's gone. Fuck that kid, he thinks just because I 'accidentally' killed him, that I owe him something, pathetic mortals. At least he'll be some good entertainment for the next few decades" it says with a smug tone

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