???: Hello Mr.Bar.
MC: Are you God?
God: I would believe that I am.
MC: What happened?
God: It seems that I disintegrated your body with a lightning bolt.
MC: That's extremely weird.
God: Are you not mad?
MC: Sure I am but what would I do to god.
God: Good point.
MC: What now? Reincarnation?
God: Yes but not to your world.
MC: Then to what world?
God: Choose for yourself.
MC: I would prefer One Piece if you could.
God: Easy. Do you have any requests?
MC: How many are you giving?
God: 3 should be enough.
MC: 1. Make my body myself when I was 17. 2. Give me the Projectile Devil Fruit I made when I was 12. 3. Start me off at Shells Town 2 days before the main story begins.
God: That should be fine, any final words?
MC: Can you delete my browser history?
God: No. Bye.
MC: Noooooooooooooooooooo
*At Shells Town*
MC: "And that's how I got here Mr. Bartender."
Bartender: "You are crazy please leave my shop if you aren't buying!"
MC: "Fine you don't have to be rude I'm leaving, just give me that empty bottle."
*Walking around Shells Town*
*MC Thinking*
"I'm finally getting the hang of this power. Floating this bottle cap around me is nothing now. Let's get some target practice in now."
*Swoosh* *Shatter*
The bottle flies and smashes the bottle into pieces.
"I think I've got accuracy good enough as well. I think it's time to wait for the show to start."
*5 minutes later*
???: "Who are you and why are here?"
MC: "I am Bar D. Anstis, As for why I'm here you'll see in 2 days time Roronoa Zoro."
Zoro: "Dont bother me."
MC: "Ask and you shall recieve."
*2 days later*
Little Girl: "Ooowww.
MC: "And so it begins."