13 Guardian Angel

My current situation...

It's extremely dangerous.

You might be wondering why, right? Well, it seems the information hub of Konoha is quite amazing (actually it's the gossip among the people).

They had been talking about my intimate moments with The Hyuuga Demoness. It seems her reputation was amazingly bad. She was considered a boogeyman or should I say boogeywoman among the society of civilians and ninjas alike.

Her boxing... no it seems to be called Brutal Fist Taijutsu was considered the strongest Taijutsu created. She was simply a genius or monster is what they call her.

She had already hospitalised more than fifty children of her age group and rendered dozens of ninjas unable to have ability to father a child... in other words she smashed their balls.

The Hyuuga clan were scared of her but at the same time they couldn't do anything to her. She was the heiress of the clan and the strongest one at that.

Now, to my current predicament... as soon as I and Naruko returned home. Itachi took me away (kidnaped me). We were alone in the basement of the house with Minato and a white haired old man.

Itachi and Minato looked at me with sternly. Minato looked like an angry kitten trying to claw my face so it was actually quite funny... but Itachi. He scared the shit out of me.

He looked at me with his Mangekyo Sharingan blazing at me. There was some kind of demonic illusion coming out of him... wait a moment that's an illusion, right? And I am immune to illusion... right?

"Akira-kun... can you explain to us why there's a rumour of you and... that Hyuuga Demoness being intimate with each other?" Itachi asked me with an intimidating voice.

Fuck...!

I am screwed!

"Hahaha... well you see..." I was throughly sweating.

"I am waiting..."

Gulp! What am I supposed to say? Just as I was starting to lose hope.

"Itachi! Give the kid a break. Shouldn't you be more happy? He practically tamed the wild Demoness of that Hyuuga clan. You should be thanking him." The old man scolded Itachi.

He was an angel. While Itachi had demonic illusion behind him, the old man had the illusion of halo and wings on him.

By the way, I am immune to illusion, right?

Itachi looked conflicted and reluctantly agreed. Who is thos old man? Is he even human? To be able to subdue Itachi!? Amazing!

I literally had star in my eyes.

"Kid, nice to meet you. I am Jiraya, the Toad sage and your master." He gave me a thumbs up sign and smiled at me.

Holy Shit! I never thought Jiraya would be this cool.

He was my Guardian Angel.

On other hand Jiraya had another thing in his mind.

'All according to the plan. Gahahahaha... soon the ultimate perver will be awakened and peace will usher.'

I had no idea that Jiraya was a crafty old man.