147 Gurizu's Backstory
Quick Recap
[If you want a more detailed recap, I suggest rereading the past few chapters :) ]
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-The Akihiko Fam went to the moon, had a great sightseeing trip, killed Toneri, and then rescued (or kidnapped?) Kaguya.
-The Kage Summit occurred, and the war was about to start.
- Akihiko plans to tag all the reanimated ninjas with Hiraishin seals and kill them all in one swoop.
- Kisame joined the Akihiko Fam as the unofficial cookie taster after being the subject of Deidara and Nagato's cookie experiments.
- Then, Akihiko Fam sparred in the Bird's forest after bribing the birds with cookies.
-A mission was issued to put smiley stickers on the backs of Jiraiya, Might Guy, and Killer B without them noticing.
- Akihiko had a wholesome talk with Might Guy.
[Names]
Gurizu, Panda, Aisu - We Bare Bears.
Killer B - The greatest rapper of all time.
Hina - Akihiko and Kushina's daughter, happens to be reincarnated
Kyoko - Akihiko and Anko's daughter, not reincarnated
Renge - Akihiko and Yugao's daughter
Yugao - The purple-haired swordswoman from Anbu.
(The End-)
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After the conversation with Might Guy, Akihiko decided to finish the last part of the mission efficiently without any delay.
'Well, I'll lessen my troubles and just finish the mission sneakily.' Akihiko thought as he immediately erased his chakra, hid his presence, and blended in with the nature.
He teleported to Kumogakure using a Hiraishin seal that he had placed before and immediately spread his chakra to sense Killer B. It was quite easy as Killer B's chakra was easy to spot due to him being the host of Gyuuki and Akihiko had already absorbed a small portion of Gyuuki's chakra.
Then, as soon as he teleported to the closest location from where Killer B was, he could hear the sounds of a pencil scribbling on a paper and a humming tune.
"No…., this doesn't sound right. How about this? " Killer B was using all of his senses, imagination, creativity, and brain cells in creating his newest song, which he named, "Ninjas in Kumo".
"This will for sure be a great hit, yo! Don't ya think so, Gyuuki?" Killer B said while grinning and suddenly, he felt something touch on his back.
He jumped away from the place he was standing earlier and immediately scanned the place. However, he couldn't find anything.
"Gyuuki, did you feel it?"
"No, there wasn't anything, Bee. I didn't sense any chakra nearby."
"Well, then, it must have been the Deity of Rap blessing me, so as I was saying, whatcha think about this bar?" Killer B continued discussing with Gyuuki, without noticing that a smiley face was stuck on his back.
(Somewhere far away from Bee)
*Ding*
[Mission Completed]
[Reward: Multi-Purpose Toy]
[Accept: Yes/ No]
'Of course "Yes", why would I have done the mission if I didn't want the rewards?' Akihiko thought as a small purple slime-like object appeared in his hand.
"Ditto?"
"....."
"Meh, no Ditto. I'll just test it later then." Akihiko threw the slime into the inventory as he was disappointed.
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[Meanwhile]
"Why do you guys think chickens are raised?" Naruto asked with a serious face as the kids were puzzled. They were currently sitting in the garden inside the Uchiha household.
"Why? Isn't it because they are cute?" Kyoko replied as the others nodded.
"No! It's to eat them later on!" Naruto said as Hina looked at him suspiciously. She sensed that something was wrong.
"Then…. Why do you think Akihiko raised all of you?" Naruto continued with a scary grin on his face as all the kids except for Hina started sweating.
"T-t-to eat us? No! Papa would never do that!" The kids shouted.
"Are you s-"
*Bonk*
Naruto was suddenly interrupted as Kushina, who heard the shout while walking close by, whacked him on the head.
"Naruto, stop trying to scare the kids!" Kushina said angrily as Naruto just laughed sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.
"Hehehe, it was just a small joke. There's no harm, mom." Naruto said.
"Bad brother." Renge pouted as Hina supported with a "Boo!!" from behind.
This then quickly turned into a small shaming session where the kids circled around Naruto and continued boo-ing him as he sat there drawing circles on the ground.
Kushina smiled and shook her head as she walked back inside the house to talk with Mikoto and others.
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At the same time, inside a dark basement, 3 bears and 2 humans had been exchanging cookies and tasting them.
"You see, I found these right inside Akihiko's room, a bigggg bigggg stash of cookies I tell you. It was hidden quite well but it can't hide from my nose." Gurizu said with a smug as he used his little paws to describe the size of the cookie stash.
"So, the three of us, sto- *ahem* borrowed some cookies to share with you all. I don't know what it is but it looks green and smells like plants. There was also a pointy-shaped leaf on the package." Gurizu said as Panda added with a dejected face, "Sadly, we couldn't carry more because we only had 6 paws altogether."
Nagato patted Panda on the back to comfort him.
"Now, let's start. I'm sure it'll be helpful in my experiment." Deidara said as he distributed the cookies among the 5 of them equally.
Nagato sniffed the cookies and felt that something was amiss. However, the desire to taste the cookies overtook him and he put all three inside his mouth and ate them quickly.
Following Nagato, the others also ate all 3 cookies right away. Right away, the effects of the cookie started kicking in. They lost their rational thinking and became simple-minded fools.
"Aisu…. dizzy." Two words were muttered before a polar bear fell to the ground.
"Hehehehehe, why am I seeing stars? They look so beautifuuuuuulll" Panda said as he rolled around on the ground while drooling.
While Panda and Aisu were on the ground, the remaining bear and two humans were having an interesting conversation.
"You see, back in the bear village, they told me that my mother died before I was born. I was born blind and deaf so my mother took great care of me for 3 more years. Then, I saw her death with my own eyes. It was…. It was tough, man."
"Man, I feel you." Nagato patted Gurizu's back while Deidara was sobbing very hard after listening to Gurizu's backstory.
"Fuck man, I miss my grandma."
"Me too, I love cookies."
"Speaking of cookies, I remember the time I ate my neighbor's ashes. It was delicious."
"Relatable."
(End-)
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The first chapter after the hiatus so what do you guys think?
Did you guys like the chapter?
Yes.
Absolutely Yes.
Thank you all for reading and I hope you all have a nice day.
Bye bye :)
