2 Chapter-2 Birth

(After saying bye to Wish , Rian was on his way to his new life, reincarnation in the Naruto World.)

"Hmmm... Why is it still dark? (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)".

'Don't tell me I'm in the womb,

so if I can think right now it means I'm mostly developed and near the time of my birth'.

'Wait who's pushing me don't they know you should not make a pregnant women move much,

wait I see light if it's what I think it's then woooho ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪

no need to wait month or days for me to get born'.

(little did he know because he his undeveloped it already has been 2 months in all his monologue and now he's gonna born in the world of evil hypocrites,

beings want to become god's and those who have the power of god and want destroy everything in order to gain more power,

THE WORLD OF NARUTO).

"ooooh I'm excited who my family's gonna be if it's the uchiha's it better not be the time of Itachi,

I don't want it to be the hyuga clan as the probability of me being from the side branch is astronomical and even if the Tensiagan is powerful it takes a hell lot of work in awakening it .

I can't be chained to them thinking of ways to eacape from the bird seal then what will be the difference in my new World and this world it may seem easy to break the bird seal in fanfiction ,

but it's clearly not otherwise the main family wouldn't have been alive till now with just there gentle fist, and vaccum palm, 。⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠。no offence but only learning this shit with one of the strongest dojutsu comparable to sharingan of the uchiha.

I would rather be born in the Nara clan with their high IQ than the hyuga.(while thinking all this his head pops out of the cave known as the birth canal).

"why can't I still see anything wait but I can feel the cold wind damn it's cold.

"Congratulations miss Sarada it's a healthy boy".

the doctor slaps the baby's butt and it starts crying,

after cleaning the baby of the blood he hands him to the mother and goes out of the hospital to see the solar eclipse .

which had caused quite the people to gather and see it's beauty with some saying things like the world will end this is the countdown sometimes people have the wildest imagination.

"Just you wait you fucker who attacked my butt I will remember this I will take my revenge I will slap your butt silly when I have the power (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)".

meanwhile the mother embracing his child.'ohhhhh (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ he is so cute with his chubby cheeks and white skin momma will love you very much my child'.

"tsk your stupid father is out on a mission I bet he would be crying right now to not be able to see his cute son".

Suddenly the room's gates opened and came an old man wearing a cape and hat with fire symbol on it 'hiruzen sarutobi' the third hokage.

"Ahhh... Uncle here see my child isn't he just the cutest".

"indeed he is so what name have you chosen for your kid sarada".

"....uncle we were thinking that as the elder and the one who took care of my husband and me you would be the one to name it".

"hahahaha (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) then his name would be BEN how is it I hope it's acceptable".

' Ben are you serious you fucktard goat face is that the name you came up with for crying outloud you are the fucking hokage atleast chose a decent name

.⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠'⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠'⁠·⁠. Tell him mother tell that this is a shit name just like his face and to choose something else'.< p>

"hmmm it's a good name uncle from now on he will be called Ben sarutobi I know even he likes his new name just like his father whom you named Mazama it's good".

"hahahaha no problem I just hoped you liked it so now i should take my leave as the hokage I'm quite busy and because of the crowd gathered due to the eclipse I have more work to do bye sarada and your husband would be returning tomorrow".

"heheh thank you uncle".

'you can't be serious mother Ben how can you like a name like that and what the hell is Mazama my 'holy sage of six paths' dad would have been constantly bullied by his classmates and fellows because of it'.

the mother calls the nurse and puts the baby in the crib and falls asleep.

'so I'm borned in the sarutobi clan well it's better then the shimura clan i guess ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ hiding my Omnitrix from Danzo would be a hassle and who knows he might have recruited me in his Root,

but sarutobi hai well thinks would workout i guess I just don't have to be mind wash by that old goat fucker into giving my life for the greater good of the village.

or rather should I and only kill him (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠) I'm joking of course I don't want the likes of Kakashi and guy behind my back while hiding from the akatsuki or rather should I join them.

"woaaaah".'I'm feeling sleepy ╮⁠(⁠╯⁠_⁠╰⁠)⁠╭ I will think about this afterwards with how and where my Omnitrix is zz...zz..zz'

outside the hospital in the hokage building the hokage was sitting with his councillors and discussing about the untimed eclipse and it's meaning.

A long white haired man was sitting in a club drinking with two women one a mature blonde with heavy assets and another with child like appearance and black hairs

they were none other then the sanins jiraya the pervert sage and tsunade the 'legendary sucker' (106)( ̄⁠︶⁠ ̄⁠)

and her disciple shizune. "Is this related to the prophecy".

"no it's not if it was the old sage frog would have definitely informed me about such an occurrence but one thing is sure ,

that this can be the signal for the start of the prophecy or the change the World is going to go through because of it only time will tell, but the matter aside will you be returning to the village tsunade".

"I'm not coming back jiraya so please stop asking and you are right only time will tell".

(jiraya while looking at tsunade's breast says)"I miss you tsunade I miss your support"

(tsunade with a tick mark on her head yells and punched jiraya)"if you miss me then say  it while looking at my face you Jerk".

(jiraya fly's away from the restaurant yelling)"I'm sorrrrrrrrrrrrryyyy".

"ahh lady tsunade now that lord jiraya has left how are we going to pay for the bill".

"aaaaaah (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠) jiraya you bastard come back and pay the bill you damn pervert".

"lady tsunade the restaurant owner is coming towards us".

" Shizune fast give me a pen and paper"."yes lady tsunade"(after writing something on the paper tsunade places it on the table and starts running away from the restaurant taking shizune with her).

"haaah what shamelessness is this first they break my restaurant's roof and then they flee without even paying for the food and all they left is a note saying take the money from the hokage (⁠ノ⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ.

do I look like an idiot like hell would the hokage gonna be paying for all this mess those idiots have caused aaah don't let me see you outside.

otherwise i will sent you all to hell ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ now what I'm gonna say to my wife about this she will chew me out".

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