scamming the sanins

"how?!" Tsunade cried out loud, her astonished gaze fell on the ball of destruction in the boy's hand

"I'm that talented, master Tsunade ~" he smirked internally, 'heh, I was able to do it in a day, but using the current surprise value, I can get to teach me their signature technique earlier' he didn't doubt he would learn it eventually, but the faster he got them the better, especially with his lack of massive amounts of chakra Uzumaki have, having their DNA isn't enough, it won't make his body magically stronger to have that much chakra

"brat, do you have sharingan or something?! how could do it right away?!" Jiraiya wanted to cry

"I don't have a sharingan." he didn't lie, he has Byaku-sharingan after all

"tch, fine what to you want?" Tsunade clicked her tongue in annoyance

"nothing much, just your strongest techniques!" he smiled widely, that's made the sanin eyes twitching

"you greedy little brat, aren't you?" Tsunade threw a jab, "but I'm a woman of my word, I'll teach you my strength of hundred seal!" she pointed at her forehead in arrogance

"and I'll teach you how to harness natural energy, although, how to progress with it depends on you, boy." Jiraiya said in defeat, he still has his doubts, but making a rasengan on the spot, is a proof of high chakra control, it would be a waste not to polish that rough diamond

"then what's those two technique do?" he said, in half lie, his memory isn't that good cut him some slack

"The Strength of a Hundred Seal is a jutsu from the Sage of Six Paths era, that requires extremely delicate chakra control. By storing a vast amounts of chakra over an extended period of time into a specific point on their body — usually the forehead — the user creates this seal, which manifests in the form of a rhombus-like marking. Once the seal is formed, the user's already impressive chakra control allows them to perform techniques without any wasted energy.When released, the seal will either spread across the user's face or wrap around their entire body. The stored chakra is then released into their body, greatly amplifying the power of their techniques. The seal will permanently remain in the centre of the user's forehead, presumably so that the user can keep on benefiting from its effects." Tsunade explained as if she is reading from some wiki

"Natural energy circulates all throughout the world, but it is usually imperceptible. In order to use Senjutsu, one must first learn to sense the natural energy in their surroundings and draw it into their body, which requires becoming "one with nature" by remaining perfectly still. To control the natural energy they absorb, the user must balance it with their own physical and spiritual energies, which together make up chakra, in order to create Senjutsu chakra. If this balance contains too little natural energy, Senjutsu cannot be used, but too much makes the user turn to stone; in the case of humans, they first turn into animals before petrifying. This process can be reversed if the absorbed natural energy is expelled before the transformation is complete." Jiraiya explained, "but you have to come with me to Mount Myōboku to learn it directly from the frog sage."

"is it possible to learn it from different animal?" he inquired, in his opinion, frog eyes are ugly, so he rather not have them

"it's possible to have another animal, but they will test you themselves, if you came with me, I can made them agree since you are my student!" Jiraiya smiled proudly

"hmm, then I'll try find own animal, it can will by way to challenge myself" Saruto said (any ideas on interesting animal to pair with? even mythical animals work)

"hoh! I like your courage, anyway if you failed you can came to your sage, hahaha" the sanin laughed, "then I'll only teach you how to sense natural energy and merge it with your own chakra, the rest on you to find your Senjutsu way"

"I have a question, is it possible to combined your two techniques?" Saruto asked

"you mean, as to use the natural energy and store in in the strength of hundred seal?" Tsunade confirmed as the boy nodded, "that.. almost impossible, the seal nodded to bumped with chakra practically all the time, and entering sage mode according to pervert anyway is immensely hard and taxing on the body, even him can't last 5 minutes." she pointed at the long haired man

"that's what she said" x2

"hmm? who's she?" Tsunade asked in confusion, "anyhow, unless you want to have frogs on your shoulders for the next couple years, and possibly die, then I advice you from not doing not."

"advice me? not forbid me?"

"hmph! with your weird body technique, you might do it anyway without me knowing." she hmphed her chest made her marshmallows jiggles, earning two pair of eyes following their movement

*bonk*

"owww! why did you hit me alone?!" Jiraiya screamed in agony, "your pervert brat did the same!" he pointed at Saruto for injustice, the boy cursed in his mind, 'damn sage, just be A sacrifice!'

"so what I did hit you alone?! have a problem with that!" Tsunade smirked, "now go and talk that half assed body with you, leave the real Saruto to me."

she left the bit lack potatoes sack, 'being carried like potatoes sack by a hot milf, check!' Saruto crossed one of his bucket list of things he wanted to experience

"hey! I want the real deal too!" Jiraiya forgot his pain, his pride as Sanin doesn't let him to settle with mere body clone

"cho, cho, I'm in charge of his physical training, if he came with you, you will only visit red district or some crap, your lucky I'm leaving for you his body clone."

"I'm still here you know?" Saruto body clone said, that was ignored as Tsunade continued, "besides, the natural energy main focus is chakra control, so he doesn't need the real body anyway."

"you know even if this body is clone, it's still me, and not me in like in shadow clone, like I use my brain to control it, so master Jiraiya isn't losing anything." Saruto try to cheer up Jiraiya

"oh , another Thing, spy on me again, and I'll end your linage with you!, I don't want any of your dirty network near me, understand?" Tsunade glared at Jiraiya who nodded and held his treasure in fear

after Jiraiya left with the clone and Tsunade leaved the restaurant,on the be way, Saruto asked in amusement, "are you still want to carry me like this?" he played with her hair a bit,

"shut brat, I'm still annoyed you pulled a rasengan, tell me , how did you know it?"

Tsunade narrowed her eyes

"kushina-san taught me it" he shurgged, he blame it on kushina, caused a certain redhead to sneeze

"kushina huh, it makes sense, damn you devil brat, you tricked us!" Tsunade cursed, "but a loss is loss, I'm teaching you my life invention, you should be grateful!"

"well, I'm curing your psychological fear, isn't that enough, master?" he asked

"tch, you better! because I can't really teaching you my ultimate technique without being cured anyway!"

"the strength of hundred seal?"

"no, the strength of hundred seal is combined with other technique I created, anyway it's too early for that, let go!"

Saruto decided to be cheeky, as he transformed to big Saruto, and carried Tsunade, "H-hey! what are you doing!" Tsunade asked in red face, "I already carried you like this anyway." the boy now man said in smile

"I wasn't conscious! besides these isn't appropriate! you are my student!" Tsunade said, but her heart is racing, 'I never touched a man in 2 decades!'

"says who?" Saruto smirked, "besides, if master really wanted, she can break anytime." he chuckled

Tsunade words of rebuke stuck in her throat, 'yeah! I can easily break! then why...why it's so hard to break free...is it because I feel so warm and safe in his arms...' she looked up to see him running on trees while focused on the road

Tsunade decided to surrender to this cozy feeling, since it was a long time she felt it, and wasn't ready to Lose just yet...