29 how to not avoid potential p**o

in the land of sound, under a huge tree, an underworld tunnle was built, above it, a roof like building was built and an obvious 2 mark resembling snake can be seen

in this base, around dozen of rooms being held for the owner personal hobby, it involved taking

young children and doing unspeakable things to them...

in the main room, a androgynous looking man(?) with pale skin and snake eyes with looking through some books, looking for something interesting ,he flipping the pages with not much interest

"*yawn* this ancient book that Kabuto-kun found during his mission is indeed not bad, and the individual who wrote it is truly remarkable...but it involved too much word nonsense? immortal swordsman of the moon? slashing god heavenly sect? and what their obsessed with dragons? dragon that dragon this..what about snakes hmm? snakes are the original of dragons, this simple minded fools should have been opened minded, maybe that's why the kyuubi slaughter them all, and the only thing left is this book.." the snake looking man sighs

it was there he heard a knock on the door

*knock knock*

"come on, Kabuto-kun." the man smiles and said

entered a teenager with silver hair with pony tail who smiles gracefully and said "orochimaru-sama does always guess that I'm the one knocking, I have always wondered why?"

orochimaru chuckled and said "the experience, Kabuto-kun, now how is your searching report?*

"Yes, my Lord," and looked behind him and said "you have no worries, lord orochimaru is very kind, enter." then a boy with redhead and violet eyes entered the main room

"oya? this redhead..the massive life force... Kabuto-kun, where did you find this child?" the snake man licked his lips with long tongue and said with great interest

"Lord orochimaru has given me the mission to find orphans around the country, and I find this boy near a burnt house in the country, his parents are unrecognizable from the burning, but your subordinate did a quick DNA test on the bodies, and found that the mother is indeed an uzumaki, and the father is Uchiha! apparently she manged to survive the massacre on the SSWW and found a man and settle down in the sound country, unfortunately for them a gas pipe leaked out, and cause the house to explode"

'union of uzumaki and Uchiha! fascinating!' orochimaru had fireworks in his head, he thought how amazing would to take over this body!

"I see, and how the child survive?" hr said surpassing his excitement

"he said that he wanted to collect some seasons from nearby forest, and by time he arrived the incident happened, he didn't want to believe that his parents are dead, so he hurriedly entered the house trying to save them, the mother was barely surviving but when she saw him, she used forbidden seal to pushing him away, making her life force extremely weak, and soon after died"

the boy who was behind cried and said "*woah* big brother said t-that lord orochimaru c-can revived my parents..is that right?" he said with slight fear and Reverence

orochimaru smiles, got on the same height as the boy and said "what's your name, boya?"

"i-im suoh!" he said with a bow

"Ara, what a cute child" the python man said while rubbing suoh head and said "indeed, I can revived your parents, but what will you give me for that?"

"umm, I... don't have anything to give" he said in sadness

"hohoho, you don't know your own worth, suoh-kun, how about becoming my underlying? and in 4 years, I promise I'll revive your parents." orochimaru said

"really?! then I'll do anything!"

"hoh? you believed me that's easily?"

"ehh...I know your are not lying, lord orochimaru."

"hmm? how?" orochimaru said in interest

"umm, this ability I unlocked recently..I can tell if people lying from their chakra." he said nervous

"what? but that's mean...!" orochimaru said surprised and laughed creepily "he is an Uzumaki! and if he has that's ability..then that's mean one thing!"

"what is it, lord orochimaru" Kabuto ask

"Kabuto-kun,have your heard of mind's eye of kagura?"

"please forgive my lack of knowledge,lord orochimaru."

"um. I don't blame you, it's even more rare then wood release, this ability rarely appears as bloodline ability for uzumaki, can read chakra as a open book, and see it like a radar, even genjustu are useless to them." he licked his lips even more

and said "you did a splendid job, Kabuto-kun, you found us a gem."

"it's always will be my pleasure lord orochimaru,what should we do with suoh-kun?" Kabuto bowed and smiled at the praise

"hm." orochimaru nodded in satisfaction for having such subordinate and said "send suoh-kun to our dorms, he can socialize with people his age, who knows maybe he will a girl he likes" orochimaru said smiling

"as my Lord wishes, come on suoh-kun."

"yes, big brother, thank you for giving me such opportunity, lord orochimaru."

"no, thank you suoh-kun. now please go, I need to continue my reading"

"yes." Kabuto bowed and left the chamber

orochimaru had a cunning look and said "hehe, your body is more than enough to repay me, suoh-kun~ it seems I won't need to find a replacement soon, with uzumaki life force, and above that the sharingan, " he said while licking his lips even more

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finally it ended ughh, pretending to hopeless child is hard, finding orochimaru was ..easy...like real easy, people would think that an evil snake scientist den would be more... secretive..but noooo it's laid in plain sight in a tree! couldn't konoha come her and arrest the pedo?

the real hard part is make orochimaru interested in me...no that's not what I meant!

I wanted to make him interested in me in wat that benefits me, I wanted him to see me as his fat sheep!

that's way I created this scenario, I used shadow clone to build the house, in few weeks it was done, And took two corpses, and changing to an uzumaki and Uchiha, spread flammable gas, and boom! literally

I think I deserve the Oscar for my acting, orochimaru always wanted an Uchiha, and why not granting his wish? so here we go, I'm union of uzumaki the Uchiha! well at least this body, the original is cocktail..

but at moments I had shiver on my spine

when ever the man pats or smile at me, I can see the predatory look he has while scanning me...I mean if it was a milf..but uggh every time he looks at me..I felt I was gonna be..I won't say it!

at few moments I almost broke my acting to vomit!

this guy really wanted an Uchiha! I guess he got what he wanted... but the upside that's I will treat with care her and won't be a test rat..he won't modify his future vessel... right? well even if he did I won't complain, with my biological manipulation, any mishap he does, I can fix...in fact experimenting on me might gave me new ideas..let's not think that way.. otherwise I would be tempted...

the real question tho...is my backstory believable? it sounds like your typical orphan cliches..but I won't count on that...but even if they did suspect, orochimaru won't care, since he thinks of me as his future vessel..

my monologue come to stop when Kabuto opened the dorms door and I saw bunch of room, each one has a name on it

at door opened at random and a girl around my age opened it and she looks at us and smirked "heh, it's the fucking ass licker! what ya doin' here? aren't ya tired from sucking our lord off? if he has one in the first place." the girl with red hair said in venom

Kabuto didn't mind apparently and smiles "if that's our lord wish I will gladly do so."

"ugh! fucking fag!" she said in ewwness

"nice to see you again, tayuya-chan." Kabuto smile warmly

"don't get overly fucking familiar with me! fucking four-eyed snake sucker!" she said in disgust

"good to see you lively as ever." he smile never left his face

"tch! whatever! and who this fucker with you anyway?"

"ah! my bad, this is suoh-kun, our new comrade."

"Hi! my name is suoh!" I introduce myself to my fellow redhead and present my hand

"hmm, you have like my hair...I guess we can get along..as long your aren't touchy with me." she said avoid eye contact

oh? so even this foul mouth can look cute

"sure, I won't do you if you dislike it." I said with smile

"..you better." she said as she shake my extended hand

"why are you out anyway?" Kabuto ask

"none of your fucking business!"

"oh, so it's the bathroom, understandable." he nodded

"fuck you bastard!" she said in anger mixed with embarrassment

but it was then a door nearby opened and a teen girl with flower hair like appear

"oh, the bathroom is available you can enter." Kabuto said in amusement

"tch!" she clicked her tongue but entered nonetheless

"guren, how are today?" he said smiled

"... fine." she said that without much expression and looked at me for bit and said "another one huh? be careful not to die." she said bluntly and went to her room without looking back

eh she is a bit cold..

"don't take her word to the heart, suoh-kun." Kabuto wrly smiled and said "her village was recently slaughtered, and our lord with his kindness found her and take her under his wing, she is a bit shy, but I believe she will warm up to you"

you failed to mention that "our" lord himself slaughter the village, but it's seems this before she meet that brat.. good she suffered a lot from what I remember so me her can change that! her loyalty to the pedo isn't that strong yet, I can take advantage of that

it seems that living here won't be is bad as it i thought..