13 The important bits.
As the years passed not much else happened, the six of us trained every weekend and holiday break. I took sasuke to places to have fun to help him develop as a child, the movies, the circus when it came around, and winter festivals.
Besides that the only teacher to actually try and teach me correctly was Iruka so I mentioned him to jii-san as someone able to control their emotions deserving of a pay rise.
Uhhh what else oh eleven years old I had to explain puberty to sasuke he had his first wet dream and was swearing up and down that he does not piss his bed let's flashback to that.
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As I was walking downstairs to make breakfast sasuke shouted out "NARUTO HELP." That was not something Sasuke usually did so fearing the worst a ran up to his room and ripping the door open I see sasuke looking at his bed with tears escaping his eyes, looking at the bed I see a small wet patch.
Now I quickly realised what happened here after all he's the same age I was when I hit puberty in the last life but it's just too easy. "Christ sasuke, did you wet the bed like a child?" I almost couldn't get that out with a straight face.
Sasuke glares at me with the intensity of the sun "I DO NOT WET THE BED LIKE A TODDLER!" He yells at me.
Oh this really is too easy "I know you obviously wet the bed like a teenager." somehow intensifying his glare he shouts once more "NARUTO STOP PLAYING WITH ME!"
Oh dear god I have to do it "I'm not messing with you, you were messing with yourself obviously." hahahaha oh god run, sasuke starts chasing me and after a while of some more taunts I sit him down and explain sex, conception, gender diferiences, sexualitys all that stuff.
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Good times. Now lets see what else happened oh I saved hinata from her bullies like og naruto and oh boy if she didn't like me for befriending her before now she clings to me like a magnet. But I guess that the confidence training we did with her after all og hinata was so shy it took her dying to confess her love for him.
Uhhh oh here's a big one with sasuke not being a big old brooder mc broodington a lot of the girls never formed a fanclub for him, they made a fan club for us, yeah see sasuke rather likes hinata in this world she reminded him of himself with how she wants to fix her clan, this resulted in some awkward moments especially after he hit puberty. With him sort of courting Hinata, Hinata really courting me, and me going at both of them. Well every girl in the school wanted to take the place of hinata, yeah turns out naruto is a looker no duh he just needs some good clothes.
For example my daily outfit is a shirt like ankos that fish net stuff turns out it's basically chainmail, over that I have a black trench coat like her as well, some camo cargo pants, and some damn boots steel toe for christ sake.
The chainmail shirt is basically see through and considering my focus on physical training with my clones doing everything else, I am ripped. Honestly the civilians have started hating me less as I help around town with my clones and once I started wearing this outfit well fatherly hatred rose manifold as their daughters flew away from a bloody nose.
Hmmm oh I pulled a few pranks, one time I dressed exactly like my dad and got a haircut like his and went to class that, uh that got some looks. It also got me called to the hokage's office boy he was not happy.
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"Naruto I thought you said you understood why I hid your identity so please tell me why you're making this blatant display?" the poor old man has a few more grey hairs if im remembering right
"Oh please at this point all they would do is send assassins, and that's why I waited until now to do this, as i'm sure you know from your little crystal ball i'm plenty strong enough now to survive against anything less than s-rank long enough for reinforcements from the village and I think the only s-rank in that village is there kage correct me if i'm wrong." I smirk at him letting lose I know of his crystal ball.
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After that was a long conversation about how I knew of his ball but that's unimportant. Oh speaking of surviving against anything below s-rank lets go over how training has gone.
So far my wind and fire affinities are at grand accomplishment stage while the rest are minor accomplishment stages. I'm hoping once I reach mastery in wind and fire I can combine them to create scorch release without needing help.
My physicality is, well I train with gai it's brutal and he pushes me hard but he has helped me refine my taijutsu styles to the point that the only way to make them better is ingraining them into my muscles so deep they can never hope to leave speaking on that topic he complimented my skill and tactics using the shadow clones with separate styles and such.
He said I would probably one day beat him in pure taijutsu. Of course he also said he would be an old man by then so you know, grain of salt with that.
What else chakra control honestly splitting my chakra so many times has really helped my chakra control. See I started by making so many clones that I had a level of chakra that I could get perfect control of and once I did I got rid of a clone and then gained control of that level of chakra and on and on, it's going to take a while considering that even after about two-three years of this I still have a couple thousand clones spawned but my control is a thousand fold better than it was before. Still can't use the damn bunshin though it just requires too little chakra.
Uhhh ninjutsu next I know a lot of jutsu, I have read everything in that library about ten times over. I cant use all of them as I've focused on only a few jutsu at once and mastering them so that I don't have an information overload and also so I don't end up like the uchiha. But I know them and how they work.
My shuriken jutsu is good enough to hit a fly's wings as it's in mid flight. I've taken up kenjutsu and bojutsu to add a more and less lethal style to my melee repertoire. Oh last thing, whilst I cant use genjutsu I have studied all the ones in the uchiha library and had sasuke put me under them over and over until he mastered them and I could always get out of them so win win.
Other then training Ino used her friendship with choji and shika to join our group and our training sessions, she's much more respectable now that she's no fangirl, anyway sakura also joined using her friendship with ino, without a broody sasuke to fight over they remained good friends.
Ino ended up very proficient with genjutsu which makes sense, and I started sakura on medjutsu and taijutsu with a side of genjutsu we already knew she does well with that stuff although I did have to send her to the hospital to learn med jutsu as it turns out the uchiha did not care to copy any.
Almost forgot I started learning fuinjutsu and got a book about it from jii-san apparently it was the one my father used when he was just starting out has boat loads of notes and tips and tricks. Honestly it's like coding the laws of reality. Take for example an exploding tag it is telling the universe to turn some of the atoms around it into gunpowder and metal fragments then it ignites a spark boom coded frag grenade. A very rough explanation but explaining how im altering the fabric of reality is no easy task. It makes sense why so few ninja take up the study of fuinjutsu.
Now I have to go. After all, it's the last day of school.
