2 Birth

I awaken with a flash of light and extreme bone crushing pressure. Eventually this pressure stops and you can hear the sounds of a crying baby. Of course i'm pretty sure i know what's happening first off I died then I encountered a truck that somehow had an overwhelmingly powerful soul and now i'm hearing a baby crying after an all encompassing pressure.

Now I am in no way einstein but i'm pretty damn sure I have just reincarnated I hear some people speaking around me in japanese with the name naruto tossed around alot, forcing my eyes open I see who I can only describe as a clone of kushina uzumaki holding my now infantile body realizing what's about to happen all I can think is "shit".

Then I feel myself get pulled from the arms of my mother into the arms of another "Double Shit". Looking up I see 'madara uchiha' also known as tobi the former student of my father who has been brainwashed into believing in madaras doomed plan.

The encounter goes pretty much as in the anime honestly with one big difference, these fucks are fast and I don't know if it's because of my infant body or what but I can't even begin to see the moves these two are making.

After that things proceed as expected with me being taken to a secret room, my father bringing my mother shortly after then disappearing again to fight the kyubi and tobi.

Eventually my mom leaves saying some words I can't understand but presume to be along the lines of i'm going to go save your dumbass father now, be right back.

I need to learn japanese and soon cause understanding the context is allowing you to get by right now but it won't be in the future luckily you took some classes in highschool which combined with your new super baby brain you should get back into the hang of it in no time.

And now i've been teleported nice not nice you really wanna barf a child's body was not meant to be squeezed between two spaces in the fabric in well space.

Now looking around father, holding you check, mother, chains coming out her back and penetrating into the ground that's a lot stanger looking than the anime makes it out to be, kyubi, absolutely massive and overflowing with murderous inter yet somehow still not as scary as truck-kuns soul and being held back by moms chains, you go mom.

Anyway once again things proceed as in the anime dad goes to seal the kyuubi it struggles trying to kill me to stop the sealing (were gonna be best friends I can tell already especially when he realizes im no child he can use emotions to manipulate) mom and dad stand in the way drop of blood on my chest they talk to me for awhile again I don't understand a word which is getting surprisingly annoying.

Once they finish, dad completes the fuinjutsu putting half of the kyuubi into me and let me tell you having half of the largest living mass of acidic demonic chakra shoved into your infantile body isn't as fun as it sounds. I hang on for a little while pushing through the pain but whilst the mind is strong the body is weak and still hyper sensitive after birth causing me to pass out.