2 Naruto's Past, Msg from ROB and....Prank?

I wake up panting, suddenly i remember a memory of this body and i realise whose body i was in.

I was in NARUTO UZUMAKI's body.

" Can't say did not see that coming."

" Well, I'm glad I'm not a girl, hate gender bender."

I look outside the window, its Night. After observing my surroundings for a while, Memories of Naruto starts coming back to me and i remember everything, there was no headache, cooling sensation or shit. It was like watching a movie from someone else's POV.

I'm already in start of canon. Naruto became a gennin yesterday and after a week, teams will be formed.

As i remember everything the first emotion i feel is anger, no more like rage. Memories make me realize that this is not an anime anymore, its real life, my life.

Anime didn't do Naruto justice compared to what he have gone through, anime is like a fairy tale.

yes, you heard that right.

In memories, Naruto was a 3 year old kid when he was kicked out of orphanage and had no where to go, All villagers hated him.

When he became 4 years old, on his birthday, Villagers started a new festival which they named 'FOX HUNT'. In which, they will beat naruto then let him run, after that they will hunt him, literally hunt him.

They punch him, kick him, throw him around and when they were done they will just leave him there. Worse when asked 'why are you doing this', their reply was 'Because you are a demon, you fox'. Kid Naruto didn't even know what Demon meant.

This went on for 2 years until he met 'jiji' 'coincidentally '. After his meeting hunt was called off and he was also given an apartment And like a kid who met someone who didn't hated him, he lept at the chance of being 'loved'.

Where did he live till then you ask? forest, sewers and the like.

But Now I'm Naruto and I can see, clear as a day, all the manipulation naruto was under. He was brainwashed in believing if he became hokage, he will be loved and have a family of his own and he believed him.

This answers the question why he was so hell bent on becoming Hokage.

Things did got better...for some time at least. The hate remained, he was not allowed in shops and those who allowed him sold things way over the price.

Even in academy, everyone hated him and ignored him so he did things to get the attention, pranks, fight, etc . He wore a mask of a clown, an idiot and became one.

' Sigh, i can't even call it a life and looks like i didn't inherit all his feelings jst good one which are Ramen and time with 'jiji' fcking old fart ' I think

' system ' i said in my mind and a blue transparent screen opened in front of my eyes.

[ Music System ]

[ search

neffex

arijit singh

allan walker

one direction.....]

It had a search option at the top and songs and singers. That's all it had.

I was about to search a song but the screen changes from blue to green and ROB's face appeared in it.

{ Hey there, its boku wa t- cough i gotta stop doing that but i like saying it. Anyways its ROB here, i see you hve successfully transmigrated in naruto's body. well, as you have already noticed you don't have all his emotions from previous life that's coz it would have over whelmed you nd you would have mentally broken down and you hve not occupied his body your soul is also merging with his, When it is done you will hve full control of this body and will gain all ur memories from other life too, think of it as installing them to your brain. ok? with me? }

' You are really talking!! I thought this is a recording or something. Well yeah i understand and now that you mention it, i can't remember my name and many other things or even my family.' i reply to him

{ Yeah, that's coz you are merging. Anyways, i have a news for ya, do you wanna know hm? hm? }

' Sure '

{ what, no excitement? } he asks me

' Not in the mood right now ' i reply

{ sigh, ok so first is about about your wish about karma system which is a boon in earth, its much more peaceful there. Bad people fight among themselves and those with high negative karma end up killing themselves as they can't take it anymore.}

' That's good isn't it ? '

{ Yeah, it is so the saying ' do good and good things will happen' came very true but that's not all, your karma is higher than mother Teresa and still rising.}

" Eh, But how? I'm not even there." I ask, out loud this time.

{ That's coz people pray to me for things but when they thank me 1/4 of it goes to your account since you are one of the reason for their happiness and that's not all.}

" There's more!" i say

{ Yep, All my children/ Angels are happy from this and bless you so you have their blessings which boosts karma account in a different way and my son Jesus is especially happy with you. My other son Samael or lucifer as he likes to go by the name, is happy too since now he can punish true evil ones and also...wait for it...}

' I was taking it all in, when memory about my family came back to me.'

{ yeah, your family is happy too coz of ur wish though few of your relatives are suffering. your parents are happy and ur sister named her son after you, they remember you as a hero.}

A smile makes it way to my face.

{ Alright enough about previous life lets talk about this one. After merge you will have some boost, figure them out yourself and i have dimmed your emotions from previous life so you can truly enjoy this one.}

' Thank you, and can i use my karma points now?'

{ Nope, but you can after you are done with this world so let's say this might not be your only world travel. }

' Hehehehe, Shit is about to get great.'

{ Well, that's all. Enjoy your life, i have also given u an OP Starter pack, use it well. I'll be watching you so at least make it interesting enough so that i can write a fanfic.k? Bye.}

'...'

" This is my life ROBby no entertainment "

Well lets open the starter pack, I'm so damn excited, what's it gonna be sharingan? bloodline? oh don't tell it's osutsuki bloodline or may be six eyes. I open the pack with uncontrollable excitement.

[ Starter pack opened

Japanese language knowledge

Guitar knowledge about making and playing

Quick Mastery

Do you want to integrate all the knowledge? ]

'.....'

" Are you fcking kidding me, this...this is op? i already know Japanese from naruto memories and guitar? GUITAR? am i suppose to defeat madara with my singing and quick learning is My FCKING PERK " As i complain again ROB or GOD Face appears on screen.

{ Oh, and one last thing

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PRANK Haha .}

" Damn it, Damn It, Damn it all "

After calming down i integrate the knowledge.

I was just Pranked by the GOD.