yo?

In a random part of the world, in a random house there lays a man watching hellsing ultimate (abridged) on his phone in the youtube application. He just finished binge watching all the episodes and decided to finally stop putting off trying to fall asleep. When he finally managed to doze off slightly he jolted awake by the feeling of falling only to find himself on the floor of an empty white space. He looked around expecting to find nothing and have to wait an undetermined amount of time but he saw a purely white being with a wide grin and no eyes or nose with a black mist surrounding its edges.

"Yo?" Said/questioned the man

"Yo." Said 'God'

"So... what exactly am i doing here? And who are you?" Asked the man

"You were chosen by myself to be drumroll please... REINCARNATED!!! you have my congratulations. Now you have three wishes chose them at this time please." Said the 'God'

"Wait... Really? That's crazy." Said the the man

"Yes yes i know I'm great." Boasted the 'God'

"Yeah seems like it. Well any way for my first wish I would like to have the abilities of alucard a.k.a dracula from hellsing ultimate." Declared the man

"Very easy." said the 'God'

"Then for my second wish a system shop with unlimited points." Said the man

" I'm going to have to refuse this wish." declared the 'God'

" Really? Then count it as my last two wishes please." Said the man a little bummed out.

" Now that I can do I was a little worried you would change your wish assuming i wouldn't let you have unlimited points but the problem was instead the wishes counting as two." explaned the 'God' to the audience.

"thats great." Sighed the man.

"Good now off you go!!!" yelled the 'God'

"Wait where am I go-" Said the man before he woke up in a babys body in the middle of a park.

'He didn't even tell me who he was.' Realized the baby

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hello this is my first stab at writing so if you have any advice i will try to listen and if you see mistakes in spelling please say so or if there is info i missed. well wish me luck with this i dont know how it will go.