30 Chapter 30

Mona is made of water, and the air she exhales is always accompanied by the coolness of the mountains, forests, and springs.

With an arrogant and gloomy tone, Summer shivered all over.

First, he shook his head, then nodded, and finally shook his head and nodded, but he forcibly denied: "No, I'm blocking my eyes with my hand, so I didn't see anything..."

"Really? I don't mind either." Mona said that it didn't matter.

The big eyes were watery, and the body got closer again, almost touching Summers's face, and gently exhaled beside his ears:

"I just want to know, does it look good? Just tell me secretly, I'm quite concerned about my body and skin..."

Sure enough, it's a witch! The low-pitched voice made his ears go soft and his heart tickled.

"This is a trap!" Summer immediately thought.

The difficulty of this question is no less than [When the Chinese New Year is over, should we kill the pig or the donkey first?] The problem.

Forced denial is endless, and there is danger in answering whether it is good or bad.

The image of the green hat bard suddenly appeared in his mind.

After nearly ten seconds of contemplation, Summer opened his eyes, and the corners of his mouth slowly rose:

"Hey!"

Poof!

A punch in the middle of the face, sure enough, a handsome person will be beaten for doing this.

"Hey??? what do you mean!" Mona urged: "Amber! Arrest him!"

Amber was a little embarrassed: "Mondstadt's law doesn't seem to be able to find a suitable crime... If it's a tenant, it can't be considered a private intrusion..."

Mona walked up to Amber seriously and complained, "Liyue has a saying, [Women who are looked down upon will not be able to marry]!"

Turning around and raising her arms, she pointed at Summer: "Destroying a girl's life, shouldn't he be directly hanged for such a crime?"

"Whose saying is that? Why I haven't heard of it? Why a death penalty all of a sudden?"

There are too many pitfalls to refute, but the words have changed: "Then why don't I marry you so that I can neutralize my crime?"

In his mind, he remembers a law of an African tribe - the woman who is violated wants to marry the man who violated her, which is simply strange. (It originally says both "man" but I changed it to woman. Is this true? sounds sus)

Fortunately, Mona is not a man, and Summer is even more innocent and passive.

Originally it was just a casual joking remark, but it made the two of them quiet.

"You can't say things like that in Mondstadt..."

As a stranger, it is understandable to not understand Mondstadt's customs, Amber wanted to explain.

Mona on the side became strange, and the fading red tide invaded her ears again: "Marry, marry, marry..."

The continuous stuttering ended with one deep, deep breath, and all the weird panic was expelled from her body.

"Humph! How could I believe such a baseless saying."

"Besides, there is not an inch of the body of a great astrologer to be ashamed of, and also wild boars and squirrels will see it when I am bathing in a mountain spring. It's no big deal."

"This is the end of the matter."

Mona's change was amazing, her eyes became serious: "The Dvalin thing shouldn't go well, right?"

They thought about skipping it, but Summer would not be ignorant, and replied, "As expected of a master of divination, the prediction is completely correct, so why do you think I'm here to find you now?"

"Humph!" Mona put on a familiar arrogant gesture: "Divination is not something you can do casually without asking the reason or the medium!"

Summer shrugged and said frankly: "Okay, I'm here to find you for dinner! You worked hard yesterday, so I decided to have a party to thank you."

"Party!" Her serious face was almost lost, and her saliva was about to flow out.

Of the few memories of food, parties are the most filling.

Amber asked: "Party? Early in the morning?"

The windows on the first floor were sealed, and the sun could not be seen inside. Although there was an ancient table clock collected by Mona, the time had long gone.

"Morning? it was already noon..."

Amber opened the door, and sure enough, the sun was shining brightly: "Ah! It's already this time, and I must hurry up to patrol!"

Summer beckoned: "Don't worry, I have already asked leave for you to Grandmaster Jean! After explaining the reason, she also said that she will commend you!"

"That doesn't work either, patrolling is a very important job, and you can't ask for leave!" Amber has her insistence.

When she decided to inherit her grandfather's will and take over the disbanded Scout Knights, she made up her mind that she would go all out to defend Mondstadt and do her best for the safety of its citizens.

Summer reluctantly compromised: "Then I won't stop you! But before that, you have to eat first! Only then will you have the strength!"

"An astrologer has to practice all the time, and she doesn't eat breakfast." Mona patted her stomach and casually took an ancient book to pretend she didn't care.

"You can skip breakfast, but it's noon now, so don't astrologers have to eat lunch?"

"Lunch... It seems that half of the salad from yesterday still left."

She was about to go upstairs to get the leftovers, but Summer stopped her: "That? I noticed that the smell was wrong, so I threw it away!"

"Hey! That's my lunch..." The resentful eyes swept away, and Mona adjusted her ponytails: "Forget it, it's not good to eat food that is spoiled."

"It's fine as a thank you or an apology. Let's go to the party together. There are many people, and I have a happy event to announce."

"A happy event?! Finding Mora?"

Mona, who hates measuring things with material things, always thinks about everything is in mora's direction.

Summer joked: "Didn't some astrologer have to marry me just now because of some misunderstanding? Isn't this happy event—"

The sharp blade formed by the water stopped his speech, and Mona's expression was serious: "Forget all the things and the images just now from your mind, otherwise I can only use water to help you clean it up!"

"Hold on!"

Summer immediately closed his eyes, pondered for a few seconds, and then made a mechanical voice: "Ding - deleted successfully!" (cringy)

"Okay! Can we go? The party is at Lord Diluc's tavern [Angels Share], and Venti has already gone to prepare."

"Then wait for me outside, and I have to dress."

Saying that, Mona stomped up to the stairs.

After all, it's a party, and girls must dress up a little, which is completely understandable for Summer.

It's just that he didn't expect this understanding to be understood for two hours.

Amber has already gone to patrol first, and Mona hasn't finished yet.

Today is the delivery day of the "Steambird". It must be sent out before noon. It was not finished last night to help Summer.

This is her most important source of income and cannot be lost!

(Steambird- is the main newspaper and is read all across Teyvat.)

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