1 S1 Ep1: Pilot
"So what is this for?" Says Zoey Mckarton whom is the Manager of the Ridge City Bank in Ridge City, Silverton. "This is for a documentary we are shooting for different offices across America" says a Camera Man "Well what ever floats your boat" she says.
Interview: Zoey Mckarton
"My name is Zoey and I have been working here for 9 years and I have depress- I MEAN I have a perfect track record"
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Phillip Brent is the head accountant at the bank and is Zoey's #2. He is only known for his British accent.
Interview: Phillip Brent
" My name is Phillip and I have been working here for about 7 years...uh what else, the bank loan officer is my boyfriend...uhhhh...I'm tall"
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Zoey comes out of her office and calls to Phillip "hey faggot I have a job for you" She says and Phillip does a side glance to the camera before going into her office. In her office they both sit there, Phillip is about to speak when Zoey cuts him off. "As you know, 2001 is coming to an end and 2002 is coming up, do you have any ideas about what we need to do to increase productivity?" Phillip sits and thinks "You know what gets me motivated?" He asks "What she says eager to know. Phillip pauses to build suspense, eventually Zoey has enough "Well what is it you brit" Phillip speaks "the thing that gets me motivated is chocolate cake" He says "Ok your useless" She says and chases him out of her office. As she chases him out she points to Mortgage loan officer, Louis McHenry, and tells him that she needs him in her office.
Interview: Zoey Mckarton
"If the Brit won't talk then maybe the Watermelon eater will- IM NOT SAYING RHAT ALL Blacks eat water melon...I'm saying...uh..."
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The camera pans to the break room with Phillip and his boyfriend Darren.
Interview: Darren Warren
"My name is Darren I have been working here for 9 almost 10 years, I am in charge of Bank loans and stuff"
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In th kitchen, "So what are we doing tonight" Darren asks Phillip "I am staying late to work" Phillip says "Really? that's what you do every night, when will WE ever go out and do stuff like a couple?" He asks Phillip, Phillip looks down at his smaller partner " look I'm doing this for us, OK" Phillip says and hugs Darren "but I promise that I will have time for you"
In Zoey's Office she is planning on how she can increase productivity so that her branch does not close do to the economy doing down the toilet.
Interview: Zoey Mckarton
"Ok Ok I know I should tell them that we might be shut down, but I don't know...I mean if we make good numbers then we might not have to shut down. In a way I am doing them a favor by not telling them that their job is on the fence"
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The camera shows Zoey going through paper work while HR representative Lori Pathhousan walks in and sits down. "Zoey, I think you need to tell them" Zoey slams her hands down "NO, if I do then they will all try to quit and nobody quits while I am here" Zoey looks at Lori as Lori says "Fine" She gets up and goes to the doorway of Zoey's Office "ATTENTION EMPLOYEES OF RIDGE CITY BANK, we are one of 5 branches on the chopping block to being shut down" and with that Lori heads to the back as the camera pans to Zoey.
"Shit"
