In Another World for Ass!

It crippled his every action, plagued his mind day and night and trampled upon his already stumped mental health. Because ever since his childhood, Noah Perez has notice the most shocking of truth's. Something that had been invisible for the mundane. Ass did not exist. No mater how much he oggled, how much he prayed and how much nights he spent on constant biological research. Ass always seemed to be a work of fiction, a myth formed by the common deviant. So when a swirving Truck strikes and his stagnant soul is left depressed over his Ass-Barren life. An apologetic god may help ease his worries.