1 A Hit And Run

My name`s Song Ryeo Han, I`m currently a 9th grader in middle school right now, so I`ll be graduating this year. And just so you know, I`m the smartest 9th grader in my school, I`m not bragging. My father left us when I was just 4 years old, so my mom is the only one I have. My mother is an office worker, so usually, she`s not at the house.

I woke up early in the morning, ate my breakfast, took a morning bath, "nothing can beat the feeling you get from a morning bath," after that I change into my school uniform, kiss my mom on the cheeks, then go to school, just like the usual.

" Mom, I`m leaving," I always shout this line before leaving the house, even if my mom is not present.

"Take care," my mom replied back.

I`ll be arriving at my school at exactly 6:00 am which is early, considering our first class to be at 7:00 am. I always leave the house as early as possible since I always end up getting entangled with problems, but I feel like todays quite different. That is what I thought until I met a crying child looking for her "lost" mother (I do think the child is the one who`s lost but who knows, maybe the mother is a klutz).

"Uwaaah, mama, where`s mama?" cried the child.

"Hey kid, I`ll help you look for you mama, okay?" I assured the child.

"Are you a bad guy? Mama said not to got with bad guys," the child inquired.

"Don`t worry I`m not a bad guy," once again, I assured the child

I took her to the nearest police station because that`s the most logical thing to do. A woman was talking in front of the desk of the police station when the child quickly runs to her and hug her. The two of them cried a lot.

"Thank you so much, I was going crazy looking for my child, thank you, thank you, thank you" then she left with her child after thanking me, repeatedly, for helping her find her child. The only thing I managed to say was "You`re welcome,". My mind went blank, as my eyes functioned on its own. Starting from the top of her head going to the bottom of her feet, my eyes scanned them without me moving my head. And my eyes sent a message to my brain, saying, As sexy as a barbie.

Do you know why this happened? It`s because I have this secret fetish, I`m into MILFs. Their mature red lips that I want to suck. Their slender figure any man would die for. Their thicc thighs, which can be used as a pillow. Those juicy asses, hmmmm, I`ll slap them If I get the chance. And those huge melons, who doesn`t want to dive in there. I always dream of getting sandwiched between two mature women. And this mother was a freakin one, a MILF in the flesh, ahhhh, MILFs are so damn attractive. I don`t usually get this horny, so please understand me. I just hoped my fantasies and perversion don`t reflect on my face. I wouldn`t want someone getting freaked out on me.

Just before I left the station, I heard two policemen whispering "That mother is hot, she`s definitely in my strike zone" policeman 1. "I know right? I even think that I`ve seen her in an AV," policeman 2. (I see, They are a man of culture as well. But their eyes lack proper training, she`s on the sexy side, not on the hot side. I remembered someone once told me "MILFs are the light, the path, and the truth"). Anyways, I left the station.

I still have plenty of time left, I can still reach my school without getting late. That was when an old woman got her purse robbed and taken by a thief "Someone please help! My purse was stolen by a thief!". Due to my instincts acting up, I find myself running and chasing after the thief. After a long cat and mouse chase, I managed to subdue the thief and bring back the purse to the old woman (phew, that was too exhausting).

I waited for the police to come and arrest the thief before leaving, they even wanted to give me a reward at the police station but I refused. I was thinking of increasing my pace so I started jogging on my way to school. As the number 1 student, being tardy is unacceptable. I can`t afford to disappoint my first teacher, especially when she`s a hot, sexy, matured woman.

More troubles kept coming right at me. A child crying over a balloon that got stuck in a tree. Another child crying due to a cat stuck, again in a tree. A man that lost his wallet. Street thugs harassing a MILF in the middle of the street. A freakin bank robbery. A pervert harassing a woman, that is an MILF. MILFs here and there, I just had to butt in into all of them, I can`t help it, it`s in my nature to help those in need (not because they`re MILFs).

I was near my school, just a 5-minute walk and I`ll be there when a seductive voice came from my back. "Excuse me, can I ask you for directions?" a woman ask for some directions, she has blonde hair so she may be a foreigner, and the thing that I noticed about her is that she has that MILF bod, (My eyes activated its sharingan, scanning her whole body, from top to bottom, within a fraction of a second, and I can confidently say, She`s as Hot as Hot Sauce, deym) Of course, being the good citizen I am, I point her towards the place she`s going, I even suggested coming with her just to be sure (ahem, I was just tryin` to be nice here) but she rejected. She thanked me by hugging me then left right after. (ohhh, those jugs are a delight to behold)

My school is just on the next corner on the other side of the road, so I only need to cross this road. I waited for the lights to turn green before crossing. As I was crossing the road, a speeding truck almost hit me, luckily I managed to jump to the side to get out of the way on time. "Heh, nice try truck-kun," I said while the truck gets farther and farther away. Just as I was getting up on my feet, I was hit by another truck, "Surprise m*th*f*ck*r," this is what I heard inside my head right after being hit. Everything felt like it was in slow-mo, my body that was sent flying by the second truck, I managed to get a glimpse of the driver due to my body spinning in mid-air, he was f*cking asleep! wait, he looks exactly like the first driver just now, am I imagining things? As my vision started to blur, I mustered all my remaining strength to make the most famous hand sign, I raised my two hands up high, pointed to each driver, proudly saying to the truck drivers, "Fuck you." Then time reverts back to normal speed as my body crash-landed. People started checking me if I was still alive. My eyes instantly focused on a sexy office woman within the crowd of people, it automatically scanned her, and her rating is, As fine as wine. After that, I felt tired and sleepy, so I closed my eyes.

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A student was killed by a truck in a hit-and-run accident near xxx middle school. The strange thing is, his pencil was standing proud while the victim has a contented look on his face.