Ch 1: In the Womb

That f*ucking God and that world teleportation.

Wasn't going to other worlds post to be painless. Where am I now?

*Beep* (Host is inside a human womb.) *Beep*

What's that voice where is it coming from?

*Beep* (Host, I'm the Chaotic Sleep System made by Chaotic Sleep to help you along the way to godhood.) *Beep*

Oh, it did say something about a system before it sent me here.

I'm in a womb, does that mean I'm going to start off as a baby? Also, why are you saying human womb? Was there a chance that I wasn't going to be one.

*Beep* (Yes. Because by being in a womb and growing up normally this will help the Host to get to know more about the world and help the host get used to the surroundings. Chaotic Sleep thought it's the best option to go with, other than just throwing you into this world without you knowing anything.

As for your second question, Host. Yes, the reason I state human womb is because there's a 45% chance you wouldn't be reborn as a human but a Pokemon or plant.) *Beep*

Wow, I was almost a plant. I would be fine as a Pokemon but a plant really. Thank God I dodged that bullet.

System, show me my status. Also, can you stop that beep?

*Beep* (Host doesn't have enough power to change anything on the system.) *Beep*

*Beep* (Starting to show Host status...) *Beep*

--- Status ---

Name: Unknown (John Grant)

Age: -6 months (17)

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Bloodline: None

Job: None

Title: None

Str: 0

Def: 0

Agl: 0

Dex: 0

Int: 10

Cha: 0

Luc: 25

Abilities: None

Skills: None

Inventory: Starter Pack

System Points (SP): 1638

Poke Dollars (PD): None

--- ---

My status is low but I'm an unborn baby so what am I expecting. It also looks like I got a starter pack.

System, open the starter pack.

*Beep* (Opening [Starter Pack] ... Host has gained [Mimi Map] option for the system, 3x [Ghost Ball], and 2x [Lottery Draw].) *Beep*

I can guess what two of them do but what are Ghost Balls?

*Beep* ([Ghost Ball] is a type of Pokeball made to create, and hold natural pure ghost type energy. If a Ghost-type Pokemon are inside they will recover faster and grow stronger as they are absorbing the pure ghost energy inside.) *Beep*

That's cool, system also uses the lottery draws now.

*Beep* (Using 2x [Lottery Draw] ... Host has drawn [Tentacle] ability, and a [Fairy Stone].) *Beep*

Tentacle? Is this a hentai!?

*Beep* (No, but if the host uses them in that way then it'll be one.) *Beep*

... Is that so?

*Beep* (Yes.) *Beep*

Then what does the Tentacle ability do and Fairy Stone?

*Beep* (The [Tentacle] ability help Host to summon tentacles to be used in any way Host sees fit.

[Fairy Stone] is a replacement evolution stone. If given to a Pokemon that needs a stone to evolve they will evolve into a Fairy-type Pokemon. Also to be noted if given to a human male other then Host they'll become a fairy.) *Beep*

The Fairy Stone is scary.

Let's just move on and away from that. System what can I do with SP and how do I get more?

*Beep* (Host can use SP to buy an item on the system [Shop]. It can also be used to bend reality but to do that it requires a large amount of SP.

To get more SP Host needs to do quests, kill, creating chaos around you or change your PD to SP. The conversion rate is 25:1) *Beep*

Okay, can I see the Shop?

*Beep* (Yes. Opening [Shop]...) *Beep*

--- Shop ---

Bloodlines: Normal Dragon (10,000 S.P.), Normal Dragon King (10,000,000 S.P.), Normal Dragon God (100,000,000,000 S.P.), Moon Rabbit (2,000 S.P.), Sun Rabbit (2,000 S.P.), Eclipse Rabbit (4,000 S.P.), Rabbit God (2,000,000,000 S.P.), etc.

Items: Fairy Stone (150 S.P.), Ice Stone (25 S.P.), Simple Robot (2,000 S.P.), Dark Matter Fishing Poll (1,500 S.P.), etc.

Skills: Simple Cooking (200 S.P.), Simple Cleaning (150 S.P.), Map Making (15,000 S.P.), Bondage (20,000 S.P.), etc.

Abilities: Poke Tamer (30,000 S.P.), Charming Eyes (18,000 S.P.), Big D (500,000 S.P.), Hypnosis (200,000 S.P.), God Hands (999,999,999 S.P.), etc.

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I'm way too poor all the good stuff cost too much. I even try to look for those manuals like those in wuxia novels but they cost too much just for a simple one.

System is there any way to gain SP now?

*Beep* (No.) *Beep*

What about quest is there any? Like kicking my mom for the first time in the womb or something.

*Beep* (Sorry but until Host becomes 10 no quest will be available or activate until then.) *Beep*

What can I do? There's literary nothing to do here.

*Beep* (I can put Host to sleep until you're born.) *Beep*

Okay, put me to sleep than wake me up when I'm being born.

*Beep* (Putting Host to sleep in 3... 2... 1...) *Beep*

*Beep* (Host is asleep.) *Beep*