7 The Dao of Yao

Yao Mei quickly jumped onto what looked like a huge sword that spanned 5 metres in length and tried to balance himself and his disciple as the sword started to levitate off of the ground. With not so much as a whistle in the wind, the sword moved and shot into the sky, surpassing every single tree in height.

"'Sister' Yao, I can hold you very tight if you want~" Situ Feng Suggestively grinned.

"If you touch me, I will cut your 'sword' off." Yao Mei glared.

"Yes...yes... I will just wait for tonight... or perhaps the next night...soon enough we will enjoy the Twin yangs Cultivation technique together. Perhaps we can increase our realms through pleasure." Situ Feng laughed.

Through the blue skies, the sword travelled as if it was gliding through a void, just cutting through the wind like it was nothing. Yao Mei and Wen Kai were not used to the method of travel but nevertheless held on without too much trouble.

Eventually, they all arrived at a huge mountain range, populated by multiple grand structures and plenty of nature and wildlife, if you can call demonic beast wildlife. Nevertheless, Yao Mei and his disciple jumped off the sword and landed in an open courtyard in front of a huge metal gate. The metal gate had the inscription, 'Autumn Leaf Sect' carved into it. This inscription told Yao Mei that he had finally arrived at the pervert's sect.

"Sister Yao, did you enjoy the trip?" Situ Feng asked with a grin.

'Of course fucking not! That trip felt like hell! It felt like I was getting plane sick, but I had to hold it in. My poor disciple looks so dizzy and his hair is so messy now! This is awful'

"The trip was great, Brother Feng." Yao Mei smiled.

"That is great! Now let us meet the grand elder of the sect, you migh just be able to obtain the rank of inner sect elder! Your cultivation is so close to mine... perhaps it can get closer if we get close-"

"Hahah... Dont worry! I will be just fine." Yao Mei quickly interrupted.

'I don't want to have something inserted up my ass! Fuck no! I am a man, not a woman. I only dress like this for the points!'

'These perverts should just stick their sausages into a blender! That would really help them cool off.'

"As you wish, Sister Yao." Situ Feng sighed.

'That's right! F**k off! fairy-no! Master is my woman!' Wen Kai inwardly laughed as he revelled in Situ Feng's failure.

'Hah! She doesn't want old people like you!'

'Why do I feel another perverted gaze?' Yao Mei shivered.

'Sometimes I just wish that I could be ugly- yeah nah. I am fine being pretty as f**k.'

The grand gates finally opened after a brief waiting time, revealing a woman in grand cultivator robes, carrying an elegant sword strapped to her waist. Her body was tightly covered by the magnificent robes, imposing her natural seductiveness and pulling Yao Mei's gaze towards her.

"Student, whom is this stranger?' The woman asked Situ Feng.

"She is Yao Mei, she saved these outer sect disciples, one of them is your niece." Situ Feng respectfully clasped his hands.

"O, what a kind and interesting person..." the woman smiled as she licked her lips.

"I see her cultivation has reached 9th layer of Foundation Building... quite good for her age. And that body..."

'F**k! It's another pervert- actually this might not be a bad thing...' Yao Mei smiled.

"Cultivator Yao Mei, thank you for helping my nephew and her fellow disciples. As a gift and reward, please stay at our sect as an elder for however long you wish. I will be sure to take care of you." The woman announced.

"Thank you, Senior sister! I wil, take you up on this offer!" Yao Mei respectfully bowed.

"Hmmm... 'Senior sister'? You are really smooth. Come with me, we will explore the sect together right now." The woman ordered as she licked her lips.

"What about my disciple?" Yao Mei asked.

"Don't worry, he will still be your personal student, but he will be residing in the outer sect until he passes the inner sect trials." The woman explained as she walked inside.

"By the way, call me sister Xue. That's how I wish to be called by my future cultivation partner..."

'Hmmm... where are those damn points? Haven't i seduced her yet? I mean I feel happy right now, but I want my points!'

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'F**k off!'

"Wow, Sect Matriarch has taken a liking to senior sister Yao! No one has a chance now!" The white robed disciple sulked.

"Shut up! Master is obviously not into other women, she will naturally choose a strong man!" Wen Kai rebutted.

'Wrong! Me prefer boobs!'