How It happened

I was just walking down the street, towards a cafe where I was supposed to meet my Tinder match.

Her name is supposedly "Emmy"

I sat down nervously at the cafe, when I saw a blonde guy across the table. He was winking at me repeatedly.

Then Emmy came. And all of a sudden, I didn't want her money anymore for my dik.

I wanted the guy.

I'm

Fucking

Gay