1 Reincarnation? Idle System? Automatic Training?
I'm a normal construction worker, but one day my life changed.
My name is Quandale Dingle, and one day I was walking and some dumbass stabbed me.
I ran to the street as a means of escape, and Truck-kun struck again.
Anyway, now I'm in a cultivation world, and it appears that I'm in an evil sect.
*Ding* idle cultivation system is installing
What the? Idle...idle system??. Hell yaahhhh Quandale Dingle was excited after all he read tons of system novels. I can become powerful hell yeahhhh
*Ding*1% 3% 14% 34% 50% 60% 83% 97% 99% 99% 99.99%
Error* host is in critical condition *Temporarily Evading Issue* 100% Download complete *
What the? Why can't I move at that instance Quandale Dingle felt unimaginable pain.
scanning host* repairing host* repairing host* repairing host* repairing host*
Repairing host complete* *Ding* (welcome host)
Finally, a system my golden finger, I can now rule the world!!
Wait, I should check it out first.
I then called out "Status"... Nothing happened, umm system? Helloooo!!! It was eerily silent.
Fuck, I got a shitty system.
Is it one of those systems that requires me to die again for it to activate?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKK!!! I CAN'T RISK IT!!!
At that instance, my door was knocked down.
There were four evil looking uninvited, r4pe committing, monkey fucking, shit-eating, chocolate-hating, pieces of shit.
The one at the front was their leader, and with a smug look on his face, he questioned me "Ohhh you're still alive? Instead of dying you stayed alive? Hooooo"
Wtf? Who tf are these fuckers "Ayy fucker how dare you break my door!!"
I then hastily rushed to the guy at the front and went to punch him in the face, but he unexpectedly blocked it, wtf?
How is his reaction speed so fast?
The leader then punched me and angrily said, "Know your place, peasant" he and the rest of the monkeys then left.
Why the fuck is he so strong, and why tf did he break MY DOOR AND LEAVE!!!
is he mentally challenged??
*ding* {system suggests that you stub your toe on the table leg}
...what? Are you finally back?
No, wait, that's not important. why tf do you want me to stub my toe?
I then waited for a reply but to no avail. Fuck it, Imma do it.
I quickly approached the table, and boom, that hurt.
*ding* {system fully activated} {please call for the system panel}
I forgot about the pain for an instant and uttered "System panel"
*ding* Suddenly, I saw a panel in front of me with a 3D model of someone... I then zoomed into the face to see who it was, and it turned out it was me.
What the fuck was I thinking? Of course, it's me.
Anyway, I then looked to the top of the interface and saw multiple tabs, so I clicked on the tab that was closest to the one I was on.
Stats:
strength 2 (+)
agility 4 (+)
defense 1 (+)
health 2 (+)
Talents:
(none)
I still don't know how well you can help me.
Well, anyway, let's look at the third tab.
I then clicked on it and saw two techniques.
"dawn qi gathering technique" and "dawn fist technique"
I then clicked on [dawn cultivation technique]
which was [stage 1, 32%] the other one was [dawn fist technique] [stage 1, 13%]
I don't know much about those techniques, but aren't their completion levels too low?
almost like the past host of this body was a talentless waste?
Well, it doesn't matter because I am here.
I then saw another thing that took my attention away.
[select technique] I clicked on it and saw the 2 techniques I already knew I had,
I still don't know what it is, but let's pick one for now, and so I clicked on [dawn qi gathering technique] and a notification appeared.
{automatic training activated}
wait, does that mean I can train without doing anything!!!
Hell yaahhhhh!! FUCK YAAAA!!
MY LAZY ASS CAN LAZE AROUND AGAIN!!!!!!
