Little Shit

Chapter 2 Little Shit

Today was a total failure, I still don't understand exactly what happened, I arrived late to the university and I received a warning from the teacher, I sigh heavily when I reach my house and close the door behind me.

On the plus side someone rented the room for a few months and deposited the money in advance, it will arrive tomorrow. This will definitely solve my money problems for a few months.

Yes… things will get better.

It's already Saturday and I'm ready to give a warm welcome to my sponsor who rents a room, I hear a knock on the door and I go to receive my guest.

"Welcome, it must be Mr. Gil" I said as I opened the door and I didn't see anyone. He would think that he had heard a knock on the door.

"Down here" Says a childish voice I know. I look down and see the same boy from the day before now with a Band-Aid on his cheek while he has his arms crossed. What the hell is going on? I do the smart thing in this situation and slam the door in his face.

"If you don't let me in I'll tell the police where you live~ Yesterday many people were upset because you hit an innocent child in the middle of the street." I can hear the damn smug voice of the boy, he is extorting me.

"Didn't you want to kill me, psycho kid?" I answer from the other side of the door.

"Nope, the boss gave me new orders so I don't have to kill you"

I slowly open the door and watch the boy walk into my apartment, it's not like I can kick him out since he pays me in advance.

When the boy enters the first thing he does is kick me in the balls, the damn evil boy kicked my balls. I'm going to kill him! Calm down, breathe and calm down. As I give a death glare to the boy who has a smug smile on his face.

"That was for hitting me yesterday, thanks for the welcome." He says sticking his tongue out at me.

Maybe if I kill him and hide his body, no one will notice? But what am I thinking.

"Then we should introduce ourselves" Says the boy extending his hand "I'm Gil, but you can call me Gil, I'm 10 years old, I like chocolate and I have the best job in the universe." What a strange presentation, I will just play along.

"My name is Alan Fortes, you can call me Alan, I am 21 years old… I hate children and I am currently unemployed." I can see the kid's eyes sparkle a little at the mention that I don't have a job, weird kid.

"Child... Gil, where are your parents? Do you know that the rental ad is for one person?"

"Fathers? I do not need them. I can take very good care of myself." He says as he crosses his arms and pouts.

"What trouble are you getting me into, boy?" As I put my hands to my forehead I can already imagine all the headaches this little demon will bring me.

"Are you looking for a job, right? I can offer you the best job in the universe if you want, I'm looking for an assistant" Gil says happily "And the pay is also very good" Ok, that catches my eye.

"You have my attention… what is that job about" I just hope it is not something illegal.

"It's great that you're interested, I'll show you first-hand and then you can say if you want to be my assistant" Says the boy, raising his right hand in the air, snapping his fingers.

Everything around me changes, at one point I was in my apartment and now I am in a completely white room. I'm panicking now.

"Huh calm down Alan, we just transported to my personal dimension is not a big deal." Gil says, waving his hands dismissively.

"Like it's not a big deal? Are you insane? You could have said oh I don't know, we'd go to a fucking dimension outside of my apartment beforehand."

"Huh, you wouldn't believe me and it's faster this way." Gil says as if it's an easy choice for him.

Out of nowhere a chocolate ice cream appears in Gil's hand. "Do you want an ice cream?" He asks me with a raised eyebrow.

"Pass" I'm not going to eat anything that child gives me.

Gil just shrugs "You lost" as he starts licking his ice cream.

"What are we supposed to do here?" I ask after watching the damn kid eat ice cream for several minutes.

"Don't be impatient" He tells me after eating his ice cream "Do you believe in reincarnation?"

"Maybe... I mean I'm not sure what to believe anymore after traveling to your pocket dimension as you called it."

"That works for me, it makes the process easier to explain. My job is to reincarnate the souls of people who selflessly die sacrificing their lives to save other people, there are many departments of souls but I am in charge of this one specifically and each of them has its own rules." He said snapping his fingers and the room changes to a nicely decorated office, Gil takes a seat behind his desk and a person appears in the middle of the office.

"Where I am? What happened to the woman and he drinks?" Says a man dressed as a firefighter confused.

"You're dead, you saved a mother and her baby from a burning building when a beam broke and cut off your only escape route, you died shortly after" Gil says emotionlessly as the words reach the firefighter who just sighs.

"It's part of the job I assumed that one day it would happen, I just didn't think that day would come soon. Now what?" Says the firefighter nervously.

A predatory smile appears on Gil's face "Well since you ask, you can reincarnate in a world of your choice keeping your memories with two wishes, since you saved two lives it's only fair that you have two wishes right?"

"If you don't know in which world to reincarnate, here is a list based on your memories of some worlds you know" A brochure appeared in the firefighter's hands surprising him, after a few minutes the firefighter had an answer.

"I would like to reincarnate in the world of Naruto, it was always my favorite anime when I was a kid" Gil raised an eyebrow at him with a small smile on his face.

"Naruto world is, now your wishes" Gil hums

"I wish to be born in the Uchiha clan and be able to unlock the Byakugan" The firefighter says passionately without thinking very well about his wishes, Gil just continues to smile like a fool.

"Your wishes are granted, good luck in your next life" Gil says, preparing to snap his fingers when the firefighter asks a question that stops him.

"Wait… are you god?"

"Nop, I'm a demon" Gil says sticking out his tongue and snapping his fingers, when the firefighter makes a terrified face.

"Wai..." The firefighter had disappeared.

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"Hahaha you saw his face Alan, you saw the face he made at the end hahaha" Gil was laughing loudly clutching his stomach, the damn kid just traumatized a poor man.

"Reincarnation? Wishes? A demon? I think I need more explanation" I say while keeping my distance from the crazy kid.

"Oh, don't worry I'm not a devil or an angel, those things don't exist in this universe." Gil says waving his hands.

"What is going to happen to that person now?" I ask worried about the firefighter.

"That is no longer our business, it is the problem of the gods of that world now" Gil Says as if it were nothing, but seeing Alan's blank face changes his mind. '' If you want to know what happens you can see his life from this screen" Says Gil showing me a screen.

"Time passes extremely faster in those worlds so don't be disappointed." Gil says as another ice cream appears in his hands and starts eating it while I watch the screen.

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"He's already dead, right?" Gil asks as he finishes his ice cream.

I find myself confused and a little sad for the fireman.

"Most people die in the first stage of their lives in that kind of worlds, he was born in the Uchiha clan however he was born a few years before the Second Shinobi World War, so when he was sent to the battlefield he died. In those worlds there is no plot armor" Gil says carelessly "After all it is his fault for not specifying the timeline nor the year of his birth nor when he would unlock the Byakugan"

"You could have warned him" I say annoyed to Gil

"I could have done it if" Gil says as he hums.

I just snort, dealing with Gil is like dealing with a child, even though he's actually a child, this is so annoying.

"Huh there are no more people today" Says Gil Sighing as his head hits his desk.

"What do you mean there are no more people today?"

"What I want to say is that no one else has sacrificed their life today for another person to qualify and go to this office, if this continues I will be closed and assigned to a boring place, that's why I need an assistant and you managed to see me when I was acting being rescued by someone else yesterday no one should be able to see me if i don't want anyone to see me but you could so you're a mistake we usually delete them but in this case i need your help." Gil rolls puppy dog eyes.

"Also let me add that if you refuse you will be killed and your soul will go to super hell." Gil says quickly. "And that place is not pretty at all" He says with an innocent smile.

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Motherfucker!