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I will write the most trashy novel

Hey, Don't waste your time if you're looking for a good novel. This novel is super shit, and I'll make it shittier. MC is an idiot. Side characters are all one dimensional. No love romance, only hArEm. System have all death penalty in every quest, and you know that it's bullshit. God is hypocrite, and thought that everything MC doing is all fucking interesting. When MC doing something, there'll be some thots who struck love at first sight. oH hOw InTeReStInG English is not my language, so fuck off.

It_Does_Matters · Fantasy
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7 Chs

Reincarnating with?

I woke up in a dark space. I can't see anything in this space, although I can still see myself when there's no light.

"Have you awake?"

I hear someone from behind me. When I turn around, I saw a middle-aged man with a brown mustache.

"Who the hell are you?!"

I yelled at him while backing into a nonexistent corner.

"Hohoho. Do not fret ,young one. I'm what you people called as a gOd"

"Eh? you are a GoD?"

This is my first time seeing ReAl GOd with my eyes. and from the situation I'm in, He is really seemed like an aUtHeNtIc GoD.

"So, why are you bringing me in to your GoD's realm?"

"Hohoho. Such an interesting fellow. just a glance and you know that this is my personal god's realm? How InTeReStInG!"

"And for the reason that I'm bringing you here is because you're dead!!"

"Nani?!"

I yelled in surprise.

How could mE died?!

"You died because of tRuCk(-sama). So I will give you a chance to reincarnated because the karma that you did."

"Eh? I have karma?"

"YeS!! You have an amazing amount of karma. Since you marrying an evil queen who in the future will destroy the earth so you've gained a karma from saving the Earth. Your child who born from both your love killed the evil planner who will trigger the 3rd WW. And you grandchildren are saving the universe from the destruction by making universe harem. What an interesting family!"

Wow!

What an amazing and believable story! So my wife whom I found beside trash bin is the original evil princess?

"Great! and how will I reincarnate?"

"You can choose the world of your choices, with 3 wishes of anything you desire."

"Then I want to reincarnated in the world of magic sci-fi. And my first wish is that I want extraordinary strength!"

"Hohoho. A great wish indeed! such an interesting fellow!"

"My second wish is that I want to reincarnated in a low status family"

"Ho, why are you wanted to reincarnated in low status family?"

"Hm... It's because every protagonist started from low to high, weak to strong."

"HOhOho. What a brilliant wish! You can become protagonist by starting in the low profile family. WHAT AN INTERESTING FELLOW!!!"

"my third wish is I want a system that will only give death penalty to me to motivate me, And it have to be tsundere"

"All your wish are great, but why is trundere tho?"

"Because I like tsundere"

"HoHoho Another GrEaT wish indeed! All of your wish are interesting and the best there EvEr be!!"

The god Infront of me laughing while praising. All of these wishes are what I thought carefully and every wishes are the best in my perspective.

"Then I will reincarnate you now. Have fun in the next life"

"Yeah. I'll have my fun and make a lot of harem. My wife would be happy if she heard me having harem in next life."

"Hohoho. What an interesting young man. Even in dead you still think about your wife."

It's because I really love my wife. She would be happy that I have another woman and leading a good life while having her deal with my child.

"Now. I blessed you in the next life. Have a good fun"

The light wrapped around my body while I started to feel ethereal.

Then I lose my consciousness.

What a fucking garbage novel.

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