I Will Create A System!

A no named man sat down with a loin cloth. He had eight wives at home, was rich, but he gave it up for his dream. This man wanted to create a system. He created formulas that allowed men to live till they were three hundred. As a 293 year old man, this was his only chance. Now, however, he must figure out why his device isn't turning on... "AAHHHH COME ON BABY!!! PLEASE TURN ON FOR DADDY!" The device sparked, and his adventure started.